Facts: cuddling

Facts: cuddling
>reduce stress
>reduce social anxiety
>boost the immune system
>lower the risk of heart disease
>helps you sleep better
Why haven't you found a bro to cuddle with after a long day of video games?

That's what girlfriends are for.

gay

It's a good thing you mentioned video games at the end of this gay-ass post.

>helps you sleep better

Fuck no. Shit gets too hot and sweaty and your arm goes numb.

Only if you're morbidly obese, m80.
(You) aren't morbidly obese, are you?

dude open a window, cuddling at night is the best

No, but I have a problem sleeping on my side. I need to be on my back in order to sleep comfortably.

>tfw no gf

>tfw no bf to cuddle and play vidya games with

But why would you cuddle with men instead of women?

what's wrong with you, mods?

you mean women(male) right

one day I'm going to hire a hooker to cuddle, she'll probably laugh after me on the easy money she got but i dont care

w-would you c-cuddle with m-me user?

kill me, Pete

>being a starving fuck means you're a twink
no

I have a gf, we play snipperclips every once in awhile. Life is pretty good right now.

women are fine too but come one, do you really think anyone around here is gonna find a girl to cuddle with?
your best bet is just to ask your best mate if he wants to sit on your lap for a while

yeah really

just end it all for me

later

Why not just use dating sites to find people who want to cuddle but not have sex?

it's not real that way though

>can buy sex
>can't buy a gf

Fug

Body pillows have the same effect and contrary to the popular belief, having anything printed on them is completely redundant.

that's p rare, people just use dating sites for sex, not relationships or cuddling

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soy

what web is that

Hagakure is not for sexual you sick fuck

>have the same effect
Do they also give off female pheromones? Or do you mean they just have the same effect as cuddling with a male like OP's gay post suggested

no really, mods, something is bothering you and i am here to chat if youi want

cuddling and spooning are okay.

it's better after sex than anything else; having someone else's heartbeat bump against yours while you lay in a bed naked is soothing

Beetje inhouden, user.

Just do it Pete

Is this new thread?

I'm 25 and I haven't cuddled once in my entire life. Hope I get cancer soon and die.

Which one, Sup Forums?