Not a single female character yet

>not a single female character yet

Is kojima gay now?

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>if you don't pander to thirsty ass losers it means you're gay

>now

No. He's Red Pilled.

if you dont want to kiss mads youre not human

I am not a gay. ---Hideo Kojima, 2016

You will be ashamed of your words and deeds, soyboy.

BUT I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

>no cute shotas like Tretij, Eli and PW Chico

VR technology and the invention of artificial womb made the women go extinct

Excellent

That's excellent, women characters are the fucking worst. They're passable but don't really add anything when written by men, and absolutely awful when written by women themselves. Look at what happened at Season 3 of Rick and Morty.

2017 was pretty gay though

Is this loss?

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Mads is so cute

Imagine being this handsome and cool of a dude.

What is that jacket? Looks amazing.

And getting paid for dates with a jp old nerd

don't have to imagine, you can go into the bathroom right now and shave your eyebrows off

You should watch the Mads Hideo tube it's just Kojima sperging about Mads and how cool he is no matter what and how Mads was always 15 min early so he would just watch him for 5 minutes straight as he smoked a cigarette because he just looked so cool.

and then he got mad when Mads kissed "my Alicia-chan" in that romance movie so I guess he's only gay for him when he's not dicking one of his waifus

But I thought playing as girls was gay???

What's wrong OP, scared of male-centered games? Since when are close friendships between men gay?

women get in the way of DEEP thought us men partake in, this game is for intellectuals

>no horrible cunt to distract you from the game and probably divorce you during it

As it should be.

Barring the fact that the trailers make no sense, anyone feel like it's probably going to be a survival horror game of some kind? I'm not sure I fucking want a survival horror from Kojima. Goddamn I miss MGS already

JUST

But there's MGS coming out next year!

Why the FUCK is Mads so frightening? I never even heard of him before trailer 2.

>now
Have you seen Snake's ass?

He’s already said it’ll be an action game in the same vein as The Last of Us, so while it’ll have survival horror elements they won’t be the main focus.

I thought that pic was "an idiot sandwich" -meme before I enlarged it.

Reminder that Chico wasn't in MGSV because Kojima wanted Quiet instead.

I've always thought he was bisexual. There are just way too many gays and bi people in his games. Also, he looks a bit like a fag.

>tfw i dont have money to buy a hollywood date and post it on social media

i thought quiet was chico

Nice Idroid this mads figure has on his vest.

When mads appeared on the 3rd trailer i got mgs vibes, there is something very mgs about mads character

>now

>being so sexually insecure you need to look at females
Spotted who the real faggot is

>not a single female character yet
WAIT

Women are extinct in this game.

Roasties BTFO by Kojima

Kojima's too into toddlercon for that now.

Actually this might be true, giving how important babies are in the game there might be a reason why we haven’t seen a female yet.

He honestly gives me a more cocky MGS3 Big Boss vibe. and i got a hunch he'll be a Big Boss like figure in a completely gray area of morality

Kojima has always been red pilled. That mother fucker absolutely hates black people
>Add a black character he ether has a monkey as a companion or there's a watermelon behind him whenever they talk to you (need to look around the room when you're talking to them to see it)

cucks are getting desperate

that's what I'm thinking, hence the focus on things like umbilical cords

maybe the baby is a girl, and it grows up to be Quiet from the future

Fuck you get out

Yeah he looked like that ghost or whatever from mgs3

I want Charlize Theron in the game

>now

Kojima definitely got bum busted by Troy Baker.

Please elaborate

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>All the dead crabs are pregnant crabs. (You can tell from the inflated area at the bottom of their carapace)

Well hot damn, Sup Forums. You may have actually figured something out. Women are all either dead or incapable of giving birth in Kojima's new gay fantasy adventure.

No kidding

They've talked about a female protagonist though. Even had the whole Emma Stone thing.

Probably the last female or the only one who can give birth or some shit

>Is kojima gay now?

>Mads Mikkelsen
I wouldn't mind

kek

Well user, perhaps he is not gay but....he still is a massive faggot.

>makes homo erotic games since at least 1999
>now?

You would bottom for him?

So what are some good movies where Mads Mikklesen is at his best? Gotta know why the hell Kojima has such a boner for that man.

Good thing he was friendzoned hard by that bitch and must hate females now.

Men now could reproduce automatics make women worthless.

It's 100% a horror game with Junji Ito on board. Remember he advertised MGSV as a horror, now he's advertising DS as an action game.

DEEPEST

>Watching Rick & morty to begin with

the one they think hes a pedophile is pretty good i hear

Female characters are infinitely less interesting than male characters.

Watch Kojima Productions YT video with Mads in it, he goes over his best films you pleb

>mfw this game enrages females because their existences is brought into question if we ever succeed with artificial wombs

kaz is massive homo for real.

Every dev is now supposed to cater to waifucunts?
Are waifufags the new feminists of videogaming?

It's time to an hero, you fag.

What's the chance Kojimbo will hire her and put her in a skin tight latex suit for Death Stranding lads?

Zero, she is probably too expansive doesn’t care about doing vidya

If there's no females, it's a reason to start liking Kojima. Waifucraps must be left starved, and roasties are a cheap way to acquire sales. Refusing cunts ingame, Kojima can prove he's more than a pretentious faggot.

I'm hoping that in the game Norman and Mads can develop a friendship between men that crosses even inter dimensional species boundaries

As someone who's not a Kojima tinfoil hatter and only watched the VGA trailer yesterday I thought it was pretty clear that the gist is somehow all women are extinct and humanity is trying to find a way to reproduce without them? Unless I got it wrong, haven't been following Death Stranding at all.

I'm glad I'm not obsessed with females. I can actually enjoy stuff without being like OP who whines just because a woman hasn't been shown in a game yet. Quit being a pathetic loser, OP. There's room in your head for things other than waifu trash.

>Kojima
>a gay
kiddos today can't understand pure bromance?
youtube.com/watch?v=EaABZqW4DNg

But why we never see them togther in rl?

So when does Norman get Mads's funky tentacle into his bum?

I wonder if Norman gets a funky tentacle to put into Mads's posterior too.

>Implying Kojima is just going to leave his waifu out of anything

To make it a surprise. At the finale when they're drinking together reminiscing on it all. And we see the mocap footage of that and kojima starts revealing all the pictures of the 3 drinking together. A true manly friendship. Something every man should strive for.

this
Kojima is /ourguy/

what would that achieve shes flat as fuck

The world of Death Stranding has no women.

Can you imagine how bad her feet must smell?

The female characters in MGS have always been hideous, I don't know why you find it surprising that Kojima doesn't care about incorporating female characters into his games.

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But im gay user

maybe Kojima was finally able to afford Thalia?

>Tfw no qt cyborg/undead black goo gf
Oh well, as long as there's a shot of Mads' naked ass I'll still buy it.

I'm sorry for you, maybe in the next life, assuming you can get out of hell.

He predicted gamergate, he's the redpill personified.

Traps are confirmed not gay