OTACOOOON!!......eugh...blegh...mmph...grph....i...i have to make it..... make it to page 15

OTACOOOON!!......eugh...blegh...mmph...grph....i...i have to make it..... make it to page 15......

this is pequod arriving shortly at lz

>page 15
>Sup Forums

>pages

What is this, 1998?

snake? are you there? snake? snake?

Morpho > Pequod

Don´t bother OP
newfags ruin everything.

*shoots your dumb pilot out of the sky*

get back up here

*sad opera music gets louder*

the mk3 could've made it through the microwave chamber by itself

But then Snake still had to distract all the dwarf gekko guards. It was his role to suffer

Sup Forums only has 10 pages newfag

MICROWAVES

WHAT A THRILL...

SNAKE
IT'S NOT OVER YET

>admitting to being a retard who can't understand kojimbo's deep messages
Look within.

BENIS

BOSS GET DOWN

Snake? SNAKE? SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

JUST....
A LITTLE MORE!!

>old man must walk through literal microwave
>survives
>immediately gets up and fights baddies

He used his magic syringe dumbass. Kojima thought of everything.

>1 minute before the microwave
>''OTACON!!! THE SHOTS!!! THEYRE NOT WORKING!!!''
>works fine after he gets deepfried
BRAVO KOJIMBO

>food gets better if you microwave it long enough
>snake got better after being microwaved
Kojima really did think of everything

>MGSV Venom can't even walk, is frail as a child and has no muscles
>1 week later he can tame on metal gears and is built.
Also MGS1 Snake did all of Shaeow moses with a hangover. MGS was always animu bullshit

Why didn't the microwave boil his brains or pop his eyes or something? If his fucking armor was literally heated to the point of glowing, how are his fleshy bits are roasted?

...

The armor served as a magnet for the microwaves, shielding everything around it

>solid snack
>holding liquid snack
wat did mena dis

Yeah, so it condensed all the heat. Even worse.

it's okay because the armor closer to the skin is heat resistant, so all the heat is pushed outwards.
Kojima is renowned for a reason