Sup Forums plays alter ego: part VI

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YOU BETTER FUCKING LISTEN NEXT TIME

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PICK THE MAJORITY VOTE OP

ALSO I'M LISTENING TO SUEDE NOW FOR THOSE WHO DON'T CARE

A look at our stats thus far

Our social skills improved a touch, and we are less gentle than ever. It seems our family relationships have improved greatly as well.

Miscounted the votes lads, my apologies

Do a study or a risk, OP.

Wow thanks for letting me know, where's your blog I'd like to subscribe.

These threads are great.

What is OP even deciding the choise on?

>CONFIDENCE: 97%

WE HAVE ALMOST REACHED CHADSCENDENCE

>the combined autism of Sup Forums neckbeards has crafted a chad demigod

explain

>Gentleness 9%
NOW WE MUST GET IT TO ZERO

You lads wanna rock out at a concert?

UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT REMAIN WARY OF VIRGINS.
OH SURE MAN JUST CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE.

50 Sup Forums Virgins equals 1 Chad Ubermensch

we're just doing right what we did wrong in the past, user

C O N T I N U E
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They know what it means to be chad because they've been shit on by them for so long.

>Happiness 78%
Even when your this much of a Chad, no one can reach 100% Happiness.

CONTINUE

NOTHING STOPS CHADS

Rock hard

What is this dumbass choice even? Do you just walk out from a concert for no reason if you choose stop?
Continue I guess

Only through failure can you truly know how to succeed, our combined failures have taught us all the true meaning of chadhood.

DUDE

WEED?

It's time to R O C K

...

Sup Forums is the failed mentor character leading it's pupil away from the choices we made.
With our combined virginites we can turn a child into the Legendary Super Chad

What would we even be stopping or continuing

NO

CHAD IS NO DEGENERATE

FUCK NO

FUCKING GO FOR IT

Do it

CUNTINUE

STOP
CHAD DOES NOT SULLY HIMSELF WITH DRUGS

youtube.com/watch?v=hXg4H-1M2EY

CHAD IS STRAIGHT EDGE

CHAD DO COCAIN,NO

CHAD DISLIKES WEED BECAUSE IT LIMITS HIS INHIBITIONS

STOP
WE DO NOT NEED WEED
CHAD'S ALPHANESS IS BEYOND THAT

Chad, not degenerate bum. Say no.

Blaze it

all the chads i know smoke weed so go for it

Chad refuses to partake in the drugs.

Also, we won a 5 YEARS SUPPLY OF CERIAL.

420 LMAO

NO

FUCK YES

The Chad's Choice

AWWW YEA FUCK YEA.

EVEN BLIND KIDS CAN SEE WHY YOU LOVE THE TASTE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

DISREGARD WEED
ACQUIRE CEREAL

Hope that's not cow milk

IT'S A SIGN FROM THE GODS. NO DRUGS MEANS FREE SHIT

DISREGARD WEED
ACQUIRE OATS

How does Chad handle the booze situation?

>EXCITED
>Walk away

Chad don't need alcohol

CHUG

EXCITED, DRINK THAT SHIT

>drinking cheap shit
What are you, a pleb? Walk away.

Excited walk away

DONT, WE /CLEAN CHAD/

360 and walk away

By handling the booze. Duh.

EXCITED
SHARE

the chad drinks but does not get drunk

Chad's body synthesises its own alcohol whenever he gets thirsty.

EXCITED, DRINK IT UP

CHUG CHUG CHUG

A FEW SIPS TO BE SOCIALBLE, SO AN EXCITED DRINK

EXCITED,DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE

Those things are basically a game of chicken. You can quit at any time, but then you don't get to see what happens.

EXCITED, DRINK IT

walk away walk away

>cheap wine
>not the finest bro brew
THERE IS ONLY ONE DRINK FIT FOR A CHAD

>cheap wine
no

that ain't a /S I P/

How does Chad feel after his first drinks?

AMBIVALENT DRINK

CHAD IS NO LIGHTWEIGHT WE FEEL PERFECTLY NORMAL

PERFECTLY NORMAL
OUR LIVER IS MADE OF STEEL

CHAD FEELS NO EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL

HE DRINKS IT PURELY FOR HYDRATION

NORMAL

IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE. THE CHAD HAS WITCHER LIKE METABOLISM

perfectly normal

NORMAL

THAT'S SOME WEAK SHIT

Perfectly Normal

A few sips cannot take down Chad

CHAD DOESN'T GET DRUNK

NOT DRUNK AT ALL

Did we reach the seven minutes in heaven bit yet?

>15 boys

Jesus fuck dudes get your own booze

Chad laughs at the weak friends he surrounds himself with.

LIKE A NORMIE

no

missed it i think

ELABORATE
CHAD HAS A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?

Is it time to make some natty gains?

LIFT

IT FUCKING IS
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