Sup Forumsplays alter ego: part VII

Rock Master edition

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How bout we do some date stuff?

is this that ancient dosbox game or a rip off?

As an user said last thread, these threads are max comfy and very entertaining. Good shit OP.

LIT IT RIP

School Wars Episode VII: The Chad Awakens

This and real lives needs to be remade.

Surly there's someone autistic enough to make a better version of them.

a direct port of the apple II game

Sure thing user, let's find us a gf.

BUT FIRST

A STAT UPDATE

OBSERVE OUR SOCIAL SKILLS

The dev website encourages a remake

there is a real lives sequel but its almost the same and the UI sucks for this kind of thing.

>tfw happiness is increasing
good for you Chad

Look at that cash for some kid in high school, LOOK AT THOSE STATS. not bad kid not bad.

this

These threads remind me of that Real Lives game

CHAD WAITS FOR NO ONE, LET'S GO

72% Gentle
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Guilt made our gentleness too high.

WHAT

WE GENTLE NOW?

>intellectual 98%

>98 int
>91 physical

>STOP TALKING GARBAGE
kek

we are becoming a physical god

nice
shame about the pricetag

We picked all the pussy options, like befriending some fucking Chink.

Already a full-blown CHAD of godly proportions, and we're still in high school.

WE /fitlit/ NOW

Fuck OP post faster, I'm trying to waste me time here.

literally us right now

GET GOING OP

What political orientation are we? The /fit/ suggests conservatism, but the /lit/ suggests commieism.

>NO BONE ROT!

>NO HEADACHE NO DIARRHEA NO BONEROT
what the fuck.

Radical centrism

we have ascended past the need for earthly politics
we do as we please

Time to aquire a gf

WHERE do we meet her?

AWAY FROM HOME

Centrism, but without the cowardice. CHADical centrism.
Pick up a QT at school.

Fuck that, we create our own political orientation.

That's just more /lit/ though
Oh shit I'm out of my depth

All the thot must know us
>OUTSIDE AND AWAY

INCREASES:
>SPATIAL AWARENESS
>FUCK SPEED
>DEDUCTIVE REASONING
>FUCK TIME
Is this, dare I say, the TRUE red pill?

Outside
We have already fucked everything withing a 10 mile radius

OUTAIDE OF SCHOOL. CHAD NEEDS A MILF TO SLAY

away

near home. girl next door

nigga we chad, that's all there is.
Chad knows how to treat a girl, can't have mom or teachers cockblock you.

School
Don't forget to charge your phone and clear up some space, user

AWAY, SPREAD THE CHAD SEED

outside we arleady fucked everyone in school

NO HOME NO BED

LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP

WHO DO WE GO AFTER?

In school, only unpopular fucks need to look outside school.

away

SPREAD OUR HOLY GOSPEL FAR AND WIDE

Hannah. She's got the least shitty name.

A L E X I S

TAYLOR

JESSICA OR BUST

ASHLEY

Taylor swift.

T A Y
T A Y

ASHLEY

My God, the choices are endless. I don't remember a single bimbo here. I leave this to OP

SAMANTHA

No fuck off

Alexis is shit tier
Taylor is a boy's name lol not that that stops Chad

TAYLOR

>no stacey

gotta be ashley then

Hannah

I don't remember this game very much.
I am pretty sure I managed to get extraordinary and magnificient scholar and academic results. Winning awards, scholarships and prizes.
But then my girl's drunk uncle or someone raped her at age 19 or something. Got depressed. Failed to get a good job / get even higher education.
And I think she died as a mediocre writer working from home. Alone.

It honestly felt pretty fucked up and I was pretty irritated by how it all started so extremely well only to end so badly so rapidly.

TAYTAY

TAYTAY

She can sing in our band, backup.

SAMANTHA BEST GIRL

E M I L Y
M
I
L
Y

Ashley best girl

emily>hannah>sarah>shit>else

Taylor

EMILY YLIME
M
I
L
Y

We got us TAYTAY

But will she have us?

TAYTAY

TIME TO BLOW IT ALL BY DOING TONS OF DRUGS, GETTING MARRIED, AND SETTLING DOWN AS AN ACCOUNTANT WITH 2.5 KIDS AND A MORTGAGE

You didn't chad stop your gf's uncle from raping her, the blame lies with you.

GO ON A DATE WITH BASED TAYTAY

Y E S

>she has shit personality
oh no
>she is very attractive
oh yes

>not very confident
>very attractive
YES, PERFECT. PERFECT.

A FUCKING THOT. TYPICAL TAYLORS

P E R F E C T

>her

>Not very confident
We can fix that

>moderately trustworthy
oh no

Time to slay that pussy

Chad has no need for slaves. He will uplift her.

Good taste

>Very Attractive
>Very Calm
>Not very Confident

Chad will insert his confidence into her attractive calmness.

>MODERATELY TRUSTWORTHY
that's dangerous but fuck it, she's hot.

CHAD AQUIRES À QT 3.14 GF

>moderately trustworthy
AYYY WHERE DA WITE GURLZ AT
>gets jiggy with it

okay NOW FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER

story of my life I wish

nice

CAN HE EVEN LOSE AT THIS POINT?