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How bout we do some date stuff?
is this that ancient dosbox game or a rip off?
As an user said last thread, these threads are max comfy and very entertaining. Good shit OP.
LIT IT RIP
School Wars Episode VII: The Chad Awakens
This and real lives needs to be remade.
Surly there's someone autistic enough to make a better version of them.
a direct port of the apple II game
Sure thing user, let's find us a gf.
BUT FIRST
A STAT UPDATE
OBSERVE OUR SOCIAL SKILLS
The dev website encourages a remake
there is a real lives sequel but its almost the same and the UI sucks for this kind of thing.
>tfw happiness is increasing
good for you Chad
Look at that cash for some kid in high school, LOOK AT THOSE STATS. not bad kid not bad.
this
These threads remind me of that Real Lives game
CHAD WAITS FOR NO ONE, LET'S GO
72% Gentle
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Guilt made our gentleness too high.
WHAT
WE GENTLE NOW?
>intellectual 98%
>98 int
>91 physical
>STOP TALKING GARBAGE
kek
we are becoming a physical god
nice
shame about the pricetag
We picked all the pussy options, like befriending some fucking Chink.
Already a full-blown CHAD of godly proportions, and we're still in high school.
WE /fitlit/ NOW
Fuck OP post faster, I'm trying to waste me time here.
literally us right now
GET GOING OP
What political orientation are we? The /fit/ suggests conservatism, but the /lit/ suggests commieism.
>NO BONE ROT!
>NO HEADACHE NO DIARRHEA NO BONEROT
what the fuck.
Radical centrism
we have ascended past the need for earthly politics
we do as we please
Time to aquire a gf
WHERE do we meet her?
AWAY FROM HOME
Centrism, but without the cowardice. CHADical centrism.
Pick up a QT at school.
Fuck that, we create our own political orientation.
That's just more /lit/ though
Oh shit I'm out of my depth
All the thot must know us
>OUTSIDE AND AWAY
INCREASES:
>SPATIAL AWARENESS
>FUCK SPEED
>DEDUCTIVE REASONING
>FUCK TIME
Is this, dare I say, the TRUE red pill?
Outside
We have already fucked everything withing a 10 mile radius
OUTAIDE OF SCHOOL. CHAD NEEDS A MILF TO SLAY
away
near home. girl next door
nigga we chad, that's all there is.
Chad knows how to treat a girl, can't have mom or teachers cockblock you.
School
Don't forget to charge your phone and clear up some space, user
AWAY, SPREAD THE CHAD SEED
outside we arleady fucked everyone in school
NO HOME NO BED
LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP
WHO DO WE GO AFTER?
In school, only unpopular fucks need to look outside school.
away
SPREAD OUR HOLY GOSPEL FAR AND WIDE
Hannah. She's got the least shitty name.
A L E X I S
TAYLOR
JESSICA OR BUST
ASHLEY
Taylor swift.
T A Y
T A Y
ASHLEY
My God, the choices are endless. I don't remember a single bimbo here. I leave this to OP
SAMANTHA
No fuck off
Alexis is shit tier
Taylor is a boy's name lol not that that stops Chad
TAYLOR
>no stacey
gotta be ashley then
Hannah
I don't remember this game very much.
I am pretty sure I managed to get extraordinary and magnificient scholar and academic results. Winning awards, scholarships and prizes.
But then my girl's drunk uncle or someone raped her at age 19 or something. Got depressed. Failed to get a good job / get even higher education.
And I think she died as a mediocre writer working from home. Alone.
It honestly felt pretty fucked up and I was pretty irritated by how it all started so extremely well only to end so badly so rapidly.
TAYTAY
TAYTAY
She can sing in our band, backup.
SAMANTHA BEST GIRL
E M I L Y
M
I
L
Y
Ashley best girl
emily>hannah>sarah>shit>else
Taylor
EMILY YLIME
M
I
L
Y
We got us TAYTAY
But will she have us?
TAYTAY
TIME TO BLOW IT ALL BY DOING TONS OF DRUGS, GETTING MARRIED, AND SETTLING DOWN AS AN ACCOUNTANT WITH 2.5 KIDS AND A MORTGAGE
You didn't chad stop your gf's uncle from raping her, the blame lies with you.
GO ON A DATE WITH BASED TAYTAY
Y E S
>she has shit personality
oh no
>she is very attractive
oh yes
>not very confident
>very attractive
YES, PERFECT. PERFECT.
A FUCKING THOT. TYPICAL TAYLORS
P E R F E C T
>her
>Not very confident
We can fix that
>moderately trustworthy
oh no
Time to slay that pussy
Chad has no need for slaves. He will uplift her.
Good taste
>Very Attractive
>Very Calm
>Not very Confident
Chad will insert his confidence into her attractive calmness.
>MODERATELY TRUSTWORTHY
that's dangerous but fuck it, she's hot.
CHAD AQUIRES À QT 3.14 GF
>moderately trustworthy
AYYY WHERE DA WITE GURLZ AT
>gets jiggy with it
okay NOW FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER
story of my life I wish
nice
CAN HE EVEN LOSE AT THIS POINT?