This and Doki Doki Panic are fucking amazing. How come we never got another game like this??

This and Doki Doki Panic are fucking amazing. How come we never got another game like this??

Did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 is actually Doki Doki Panic? Just wanted to share

Nice.

Oh shit, your're right

SUCK ON THAT MILK TIT LUKE AND BE BEATEN BY A GIRL WHO WAS NEVER TRAINED WHO IS FIGHTING AGAINST A ARMY THAT TOOK OVER THE WHOLE GALAXY AFTER HAVING ONLY ONE BASE IN THE LAST FILM WHOS LEADER KILLED THE MAIN NEW BAD GUY WHO DIDNT HAVE ANY EXPLANATION TO WHO HE IS WHILE AN ASIAN OBSESSIVE GIRL IS IN LOVE WITH A BLACK MAN WHO SHE JUST MET THEY HAD NO DEEP CONNECTIONS WHILE THEY GO TO A CASINO OF ONLY WHITE PEOPLE WHO RACE HORSES BECAUSE HORSE RACERS RULE THE WORLD NOT TOY SELLERS AT TOYS R US THEY COME BACK RANDOMLY AFTER ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT PERSON GETS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE ONLY TO MIRACULOUSLY PROPEL HERSELF LIKE SUPERMAN AND GET BACK TO A SHIP THAT HAS A BATTLE OF A PINK HAIRED LADY THAT DID THE ONLY GOOD THING TO TGE EMPIRE WHILE ANOTHER GUY ALMOST DID A GOOD THING BUT FAILED OH AND CRYSTAL CRITTERS

Didn't think this was true until I looked it up. What the fuck Nintendo? They should be sued for literally stealing assets from that game.

It's okay when Nintendo does it.

*blocks your path*

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That looks like a god damn end of a penis

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Yeah I know cows milk from a alien dick

Did someone say Doki Doki?

What exactly makes them so amazing?

You can throw turnips at stuff.

You can do that in real life, too.

school is literally the only place where it is ok to throw stuff at people, and we have left it a long time ago

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of high-schoolers

I can't throw them as strong as Toad.

nintendo bought the game from the developers because they considered that the real Super Mario Bros. 2 (AKA Lost Levels) was too hard for the amerifat market. So they changed the assets from Doki Doki Panic! and released as Super Mario 2 in the west and Super Mario USA in Japan

>throws them with two hands
>barely travel a few meters
Even if you're full auschwitz mode, you can probably throw them farther than him.

>he can't assassinate a target at range with a plant

you're fucknig retarded

Careful user, that edge is dangerous.

Americlaps ruin everything

not sure if they thought it was "too hard". It is literally a fucking rom hack of smb1 with no polish