Tfw your girlfriend is getting you a switch for christmas

>tfw your girlfriend is getting you a switch for christmas
Get jealous fags

>she gives OP a Switch while she receives from Chad his meat

op BTFO

She did say to leave her alone in the kitchen while she cooks the turkey my best friend Chad bought

>Her bf is getting a switch
>While chad cums in her mouth and calls her his bitch

wahoo!

Can Sup Forums get any more cringy at this point?

>so(n)yboys are into anal vore and cuckholding

NO NO NO THIS ISNT TRUE DELETE THIS

did you post these in the wrong order or aomething

sonyfriends have gone to max shitposting lately, no idea why

Cringe!

>literally a distraction so that OP will sit at home and bing bing wahoo and not notice that she's out getting the BBC

Smart girl.

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dont ask questions you dont want the answer to

Mine got me a switch for my birthday
I'm getting her a ring this Christmas

Thats hot

There're so much choice if you want cringe:
>nintendo direct thread
>xenoblade thread
>splatoon thread
>shill thread
etc

vaccum sounds

OH NONONONO

I hope it's a cock ring.

Sure, you just made it slightly more cringy

Probably would've been cheaper, should've craigslisted the switch for one, but she loves to play breath of the wild and snipperclips

>Switch port begging thread
WHY ISNT X ON THE SWITCH WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY BOYCOTT THIS COMPANY FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is Tyrones name op?

How will Sup Forums recover?

>when a switch is cheaper than a ps4-pro so more children will get switches than ps4's

video game playing trap porn watching cuck boys don't want real women

it all works out

As an older gamer I appreciate the Switch because I don't get a lot of tv time (that's for the wife and kids!) but I can still keep up with the hottest new games on the handheld mode!

Yep, whether on the sofa or in the cuckshed, I can enjoy any game right in my hands. Sometimes I try to play the PS4 on an old tv in the corner of the room but....my wife doesn't like that. Then her bull stole the TV.

>wanting more kiddies online
Why

in order to win the console war

>bring this much of a manchild

Holy fuck the absolute state of OP.

i got pusy from my girl friend and not stupid video games i a man

Yes.
At this point Sup Forums is just nothing but underage shitposting.
Literally Sup Forums 2.0 with less porn.

Specially the splatoon threads, they are at the same level of faggotry that furries

I fucking hate myself for laughing at this
Fuck you Sup Forums

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>Holding the dock

>the legs

Bing Bing Wahoo!

So I get a brand new switch AND clarity and perspective as to were my relationship is at so that I can then make a painful yet pimp decision that can very well improve my life? Pretty intense xmas