Game is objectively worse than all other Souls games

>game is objectively worse than all other Souls games
>yet journalists and rabid fanboys praise it like a second coming of Christ
Why is it allowed when Sony does it?

If I get a 1, 3, 5, 7 or 9 I'll be stuck a virgin forever but if I get evens then I'll finally stop being a huge loser.

God I hope I don't get a 3 or something.

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good one

incredible

check my 5

rolling for meself

Pros:
>Best art direction.
>Best atmosphere.
>Best weapons and movesets.
>Best combat.
>Best OST (has actual instruments instead of fucking Dark Souls 1-3 midi and sampled percussion and horns).
>Best narrative.
>Best enemies.
>Best transformations (kin/beast > any dragon).
>Best balance.
>Arguably best level design.
>Arguably best bosses.
>2nd best world interconnection.
>Only game in the entire series that subverts expectations and offers more moments then the rest of the series combined (Bagmen, finding Willem and Rom, the direct aftermath of killing Rom, when Ludwig overcomes his insanity, getting grabbed by an Amygdala for the first time, finding the Hamlet through the Clocktower, finding the 2nd Workshop, finding horrific Patches, etc).

Cons:
>No real shields and limited playstyles.
>Armor is pretty much just for status and elemental protection.
>Runes, lost/uncanny weapons completely underdeveloped.
>Gems boring as fuck and cursed gems are just a stupid extra grind qualifier.
>Not enough maidens.
>Lots of builds can't get shit until late game.
>Too many requisite Chalices and a lot of great chalices left out.
>Not enough Bell Maidens.
>A few shitter bosses in the main game and a few great bosses hidden in the chalices.
>Could have used a few more cross-world shortcuts.
>Doll should have appeared at the lamps instead of forcing teleportation to the hub.
>Insanely good content left out.
Even with these incredibly cherry-nitpicked flaws, it's easily the best game in the series. It commands best-in-series in so many vital categories that only the most nostalgic fucks would say otherwise.

No one is reading all that stupid shit, virgin.

>souls games
>good in any way
kek

We're not all virgins like you, user.

bloodborne is overrated garbage.

>start thread to complain
>refuse to read counter arguments

>rolls 3 and 7
>not a virgin

Whatever you say, Virgy.

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The second half of the game is garbage. Why the fuck are there so many motherfucking projectiles in this game? It's one of the things I hated the most about Dark Souls 2 and 3 is how often they'd have guys sitting somewhere tossing shit at you, but oh my god this game takes it so much further. There's a motherfucker lurking with some projectile shit around every fucking corner and they spam it endlessly. Enemies with guns are the worst balanced garbage in the entire series. I get that rifles are supposed to be slow and heavy damage, but the actual bullet travels almost instantly, literally one shot me (at 30 vig in Yaharg'hul), and they shoot them faster than you can fucking blink. It's garbage gameplay

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What insanely good content got left out?

Guns do a bunch of damage but they're not that bad.
And the second half of the game is anything but garbage.

Why are bloodborne cucks so defensive? Miyazaki has been dropping the ball for a while and the only time he got it right was in Demon's Souls. Dark Souls second half was also shit.

Virgins all over the shop...

Pckeks are in a gollum-like state . Like our tolkien universe friend, they will never escape the desire to have it, and they lash out in threads like these because they cant have it. Last thread, a retard was comparing the mobs of enemies in bb with those of das2. Only a salty pckek with no knowledge of blooborne can find similarities there.

How can we help them overcome this sad state?

>Insanely good content left out.
Not really, just one arena that basically got re-implemented anyway.

>how dare miyazaki not make my favourite game over and over
>hes obviously lost his touch since i dont feel any nostalgia for the more recent entries
>im am expert since i played all the games for a little while before deciding theyre trash for these reasons

>I'll just omit these other 5 bosses

By the power of my 4 all BB hates must hang

Look up the Zullie Chalices. You can even play them (including two cool bosses).

The second half of dark souls was less good, yes.
But bloodborne had no such issues.
And i don't give a shit aboyt miyazaki or any of the other game designers/programmers/whatever.
I like to play games, and bloodborne is a great one with no drop in quality during it.

>Shrine of Storms (any).
>Boletarian Drawbridge.
>Valley of Defilement swamps.
>Good.
A 3rd of Demon's Souls is shit.

still better than bloodborne trash

No it isn't. BB's worst area is loft and it's still better then all the areas I listed off.
On top of that, most of the bosses are shit.
Demon's Souls is my favorite game, possibly ever, but it doesn't really hold up to Bloodborne at all.

fpbp

All I could find was a test room and couple unfinished bosses. I wouldn't call that "insanely good". Unless you refer to something else.

Exquisite

The other MP is cool as fuck and so is it's arena.

It is their only exclusive souls game is why. If it ever got ported, they'd turn on it like they did the others.

>It's the only exclusive Souls game.

>no real shields
You're such a fucking pleb user

>average sonyfag face.png

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Bloodborne definitely feels the shortest.

I think the only area that is poorly designed or frustrating is the Nightmare Frontier. Those boulder chucking giants alone would be annoying enough with the projectiles that seem to persist for an extra second after they hit the floor, but having to drudge through a poison swamp while goofy enemies try to flail all over you is just the cherry on top.

No it's actually not you retard.

2 (two)

>The other MP is cool as fuck
>That wonky tentacle animations.
As I said, unfinished, sadly.
I guess we have different definitions of the phrase "insanely good". I was expecting a chunk of the game the size of a DLC or something. But that amount is normal for any game to be cut. Not every idea makes it's way into the final build.

>PS3 emulation has been a thing for months now
>Demon Souls is playable on PC

>can't argue with facts
>let's meme

>any of those things being bad
You're just boring, the lot of you. It's why the term 'gimmick' appears so much, when things aren't traditional 1v1 bosses you cry about it doing something fun and different. All 3 of those examples are exciting, challenges different styles of play while all being varied as fuck.

It's like different environments in a dark adventure or something, and not combat sequence after combat sequence.

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>Mutilated emulation with half the features of the original game takes away console exclusivity.

I don't even mind that, but it is a limitation and people will just tack it on to any list anyways.

Shrine of Storms and Valley Swamp are both ugly, boring, shitty place that feature awful level design, and have absolutely abysmal enemies aside from the silver skeletons.
Drawbridge is literally a straight line with a gay-ass dragon blasting you every 10 seconds.
Please fuck off with your shit taste.

>mutilated
Incorrect
>half the features
Like online that is pointless for a single player game?

Nice paste from yesterday's thread

But it does because Bloodborne is garbage compared to Demon's Souls

Souls games aren't strictly singleplayer. You loose on big part of the experience if you play offline.

I invented that shit retard.

No

>World Tendency shifts.
>Halloween and Xmas Pure World Tendency events.
>Invasions.
>Co-op.
>Bloodstains.
>Messages.
>Old. Fucking. Monk.
kek... like I said, enjoy your mutilated emulation.

>insanely good content left out
I must be out of the loop. What are you talking about?

>game is objectively worse than all other Souls games

Nope. You are wrong about that.

>Better enemies, combat, weapons, atmosphere, narrative, bosses, music, level design, better waifus, an interconnected world, etc.
>It's worse.
I don't know who's dumber; the Dark Souls 1 nostalgics, the Dark Souls 2 contrarians, the Dark Souls 3 retards, or the Demon's Souls hipsters.

The answer is Bloodborne cucks.

No wonder the bloodborne fags are considered the worst souls fanbase. Getting mind raped by the Witcher 3 still haunts them to this day.

You're making up your own arbitrary insult, but the chart has been long established. It goes like this:
>Demon's Souls hipsters.
>Dark Souls nostalgics.
>Dark Souls 2 contrarians.
>Bloodborne patricians.
>Dark Souls 3 retards.
Never forget:
>BB has the best combat, weapons, atmosphere, narrative, music, balance, enemies, balance, arguably best levels, arguably best bosses, 2nd best world interconnection, etc.

>bloodborne shitposting is made by Witchercucks
Just because no one talks about the game anymore doesn't mean you have to be seething over it. The Last of Us still has more awards by the way.

Who gives a fuck about the Witcher?
Bloodborne living in your head, rent free.

Aren't the servers going down soon? Removing all of those allegedly crucial features?

The game is already dead. Playing it offline would be like playing an offline 10-year old port of Quake 2. The experience is long gone, you sort of had to be there.

see me after class, popsicle

You've already failed if you have to use "objectively" to argue your point.

>bloodborne cucks
>patricians

not only are they cucks but they're also deluded faggots

>The Last of Us still has more awards by the way.

literally not true nigger. funny how naughty dogs soyboys were also destroyed by the witcher 3

>1
fucking lol

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If all you can do is hurl insults, I feel embarassed for you. I know it hurts to have objectively shit taste and have zero arguments why the game with the majority of best-in-series traits and qualities isn't the best, but as the saying goes; "There's no accounting for bad tastes."

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i could list a bunch of flaws from the game but yesterday's thread already BTFO your sissy ass you deluded faggot. stay SEETHING

DeS is the worst game in the series with the second worst level design. Only brainlets disagree.

damn you mad.

People found several half implemented bosses through chalice save editing
That caused autistic wrecks who think every single concept, even ones as amazingly stupid as a "great one beast," should be in the game if they were ever imagined in any form to freak out.

>the only way to dodge attacks up close is to slam yourself into them with a forward dodge
>fastest weapon wins cause no poise
>ex. Land a hit on someone, the time for him to start an attack and hit you is shorter than the time it takes you to recover from your attack so unless you spam forward dodge you’re going to get hit anyways
This game is gay

ive never had sex

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stay butthurt cuck

BB>DaS1>DeS>don't care about them to even rate

damn you mad. epecially if you need to make hate threads. stay salty das3cuck

i didn't make this thread you fag but you can keep believing that if it helps you sleep at night

Bloodborne was fucking amazing. It's easily on par with every souls game.

Don’t worry I’ll save you with this 5

Miyazaki himself said that using the shield as crutch was not what he intended from Demon Souls to Dark Souls

Why would anyone take seriously the opinion of a guy who doesn't know the correct use the word "objectively"?