I'm about to blow 300 dollarydoos on this shit please convince me that this is an unwise decision

I'm about to blow 300 dollarydoos on this shit please convince me that this is an unwise decision

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No games

It'll get a stuck pixel and Nintendo won't cover it in their warranty.

If that's all the money you have, it might not be the smartest move

Only has 3 games. No, ports don’t count

Think for yourself for once in your god damn life. Stop asking people on a mandarin knitting forum.

>convince me that this is an unwise decision
I'm afraid that isn't possible.

just gape that mouth wide and embrace the soy

Do you like galf?

If you don't like Nintendo's first party games then you are literally buying a console with no games.

It's been out for almost a year, you'd might as well wait for a sale or a discount at this point. That's what I'm doing.

Found a pic of op and his m8s

Its a Nintendo console. In two years you'll be stuck with only shovelware and the rare Nintendo title that its not a party game.

Also the next gen of consoles is around the corner, leaving the Switch out of the question for multiplat titles (even more than today)

It's selling like hotcakes, I doubt there'll be a discount until Q2-Q3

Do soyboys not know how to smile?

Nintendo is very anticonsumer. They never discount their hardware unless the console is doing terribly.

almost no electronic companies do this
not even tv/monitor manufacturers do this unless a certain amount of pixels are dead

>right around the corner
I’m sorry, but are you mentally handicapped? PS4 Pro and xbonex just released, next generation is still at least 2-3 years away. Spending $300 now means ~$8 a month until next gen. If that’s a lot of money to you, you have other priorities you should focus on, not video games.

only three questions you have to ask yourself OP
Do you still really actually like Nintendo games?
Have you ever had a burning need to play indie garbage on a city bus?
Are you okay spending $10+ more for 3rd party games?

if the answer is yes to all 3 buy a Switch today.

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It's got two contenders for Game of the Generation, but not much else. Splatoon 2 is fun, but won't retain you unless you're willing to put up with Nintendo's shit-ass basic online functionality. YMMV for the rest of the games currently out for it.

Great for indie games, though. Everyone's porting their 15$ puzzle-platformer to the Switch.
It's also got arcade-accurate Metal Slug.

It's pretty hard to be genuine on cue

Nintendo covered stuck pixels back in the DS days. But that was back when Nintendo actually cared about their paying customers. They don't anymore.

yeahm, how dare nintendo do good games that don't instantly go to the bargain bin

Fucking nintendo i swear.

I have enough money to buy a stinky Switch, thank you for your concern.

I still believe its not worth it.

>no games
>no third party support
>weakest specs of the generation by a huge margin
Either buy a PS4 or shell out for a good PC. There is literally zero reason to give Nintendo money. Even if you're jonesing for the new Zelda and Mario, no system is worth two games.

>Are you okay spending $10+ more for 3rd party games and playing it on lower overall quality for the sake of portability?

FTFY

anyone else think the nu male face is kind of cool

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>PriPara coming to Nintendo Switch!

>Takara Tomy Arts have announced their first PriPara game for Nintendo Switch entitled PriPara: All Idol Perfect Stage! and releasing on 22 March 2018 priced at ¥6,458. Four PriPara games were released on Nintendo 3DS with this being the first entry for Switch.

That should justify your purchase

just save your money there's a lot of shit getting announced in February so just wait and see how the respective futures of the devices look. I bought one for my wife as birthday present she only picks it up now when there's a zelda update

Nintendo's always had the same attitude towards their customers. The only difference was that after the SNES Mortal Kombat port they gained a reputation as a "family friendly" company. Looks like they're trying to shed that image now though, considering Bayonetta, DOOM, and all the more risque stuff they're trying to get on the Switch.

youtube.com/watch?v=VimLKqEcXRM

Don't do it OP

>no system is worth two games

This is a matter of opinion, I am going to buy this piece of shit console for a single game unless something changes in the future.

if they are using the anime's 3D models then I am sold.

Parrots are in breeding season year round, it seems.

it's only unwise if it doesn't have games you want

Why do women only seem to like Breath of the Wild. When my sister's over she often asks to play on the Switch, but I've never seen her play anything other than Breath of the Wild. She's probably doubled the amount of hours I put into it, and I played it for a long-ass time.

depends on who's doing it and if they're using their eyes effectively. Seeing someone just have their mouth open and their eyes don't look excited just looks weird. The look comes from nigger reaction images on twitter so it's not like it's tasteful or anything to begin with.

Is it worth 300 USD? I think so. I mean Nintendo games alone are worth that price and we're sure theyll support it as they only have ome unified system now.
There is no point in waiting, the way its selling we wont see a price reduction or a revision any time soon.

Sup Forums tricked me into buying a Playstation TV for Persona 4, and I ended up not liking it. I mean, I probably would have kept playing if Adachi being the killer didn't get spoiled for me nine years ago.

I doubt theyll be a discount until after Pokemon releases.

nah there was a time they cared about their customers and would fix shit that should be covered by the warranty. But that time is in the past

Downgraded ports don't count, you pathetic fucking drone.

idk man,
we played mario together she was the hat but that's about it. Was thinking of getting overcooked because we can take that places play with people like it's virtual board game (looking forward to lightfingers a lot too)

>I still believe its not worth it.
That’s entirely subjective and you are completely entitled to that opinion. However, your previous comment indicated Switch is not worth it because next gen is “right around the corner”, which is incorrect.

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>This is a matter of opinion, I am going to buy this piece of shit console for a single game unless something changes in the future.
Welcome to my life. At least this one can't go wrong like that game on the Wii U

Switch >>>>>> POWER GAP >>> playstation TV

>Sup Forums tricked me into buying a Playstation TV for Persona 4
>buying a console for a game that you may or may not like

You only have yourself to blame for this you retard.

I loved almost all SMT games, mainline or not so this won't be a problem with me.

I'm going to fix this for you.
Switch >>>>> POWER GAP >>>>> PSP Go/2k >>>>> POWER GAP >>>>> PSTV >>>>> POWER GAP >>>>> Vita.

Wait until the next nintendo direct which is likely this week or next before buying

Don't be too hard on yourself, if the game you liked was good (and stayed exclusive) then it's a worthwhile purchase.

It stayed exclusive but it still wasn't no SMT game

The battery life is shit and there's no Dpad, wait for the next superior version. Early adopters are always fucked with nintendo.

The only game worth getting a Switch for is Odyssey, BotW is on PC and MK8D and Splatoon 2 suck ass
That leaves you with Mario Unnecessary Crossover Xcom, and some fucking JRPG as actual exclusives that aren't Odyssey
So do you really want to buy a console to play those? Because the ports like Skyrim, Doom and Rocket League suck ass

>not playing Golf Story
Spotted the faggot.

>trusting warranties ever
Warranties today aren't what they were back then. I wouldn't trust a warranty even if it was offered by a local mom and pop store down the street whose owners I know personally. I wouldn't use warranties as an example of how a company treats their customers as a whole.
The pro controller has a good D-pad. You just gotta shill out an extra $70 is all.

>I wouldn't use warranties as an example of how a company treats their customers as a whole.
why not? It's an example of good customer service, replacing shit that comes with factory defects rather than just telling the customer to go fuck himself
what would you use then?

Next gen is around the corner even if you refuse to believe it. The Pro and X upgrades were an experiment to test if revisions of the console cycle were profitable. They are not.

In two years time the PS5 and the next Xbox (if Microsoft still cares about consoles) would be out or about to be released

2 years is a long time to wait for something though

There are plenty of games to play until then without having to buy a Switch.

>The pro controller has a good D-pad
ummm no sweetie
youtube.com/watch?v=FOZ4EsGVBhM

If you're so fucking concerned about this, use your fucking stick. Unless you're some sorta casual faggot who always goes about hating on DPAD's online. Because that's all I ever seem to see from people and I think what the fuck why hasn't this asshole just busted out his fucking arcade stick.

>pay $70
>get a shitty malfunctioning dpad
>nintendo fanboys defend this
wooooow

W8. Only exclusive worth playing atm is Mario, rest either suck or can be played on Wii U (or cemu).

Eventually they'll probably make a version with a 1080p screen that upconverts, or lower the price. Either or.

>autistic dpad internet critic must post on an imageboard because he has been banned for his shit multiple times on every gaming forum
I'd ask for your youtube channel bro, but I ain't into seeing a daily video on why X dpad is shit. Get life.

>unless the console is doing terribly.
The never discounted the fucking wii u

you are mad as fuck holy shit
is this how you react to every criticism of Nintendo?

You will regret it, i do

What is the best color scheme and what should I get?
Also what color would you want that is not currently available?

>please convince me that this is an unwise decision

join us brother

No games unless you're an ironic weeb or actually want to spend 300 bucks on Mario.

I don't care about Nintendo. I'm angry as fuck because you're shitposting about a DPAD. You're one of those sad, pathetic losers who pops up fucking everywhere to cry about a controller and a function which no-one else on this earth gives a fuck about because they're already just using another input device.

Think for yourself, dumbass. Do you really, REALLY like Nintendo games? Will the portable form factor actually mean anything for you besides playing it on the shitter?

If yes, then buy it.

>which no-one else on this earth gives a fuck about
you shouldn't assume that everyone shares your opinion

The Vita is an awful console, and it's still better than the Switch by every metric imaginable. Only a bearded, nu-male, soyboy faggot would even consider getting themselves a portable Zeldastation.

You'll sink 50-100 Hours into Zelda.

t. man angry at a dpad

t. man defending a malfunctioning $70 product

What's wrong with the guy in the bottom right corner?

>he has been banned for his shit multiple times on every gaming forum
the fact that you think most other people here want to use gaming forums means you need to go back 2 reddit

FPBP

Woah there rich boi, you might not give a lot of value to your money like the spoiled little kid you are, but some people expect at least a fully functional product if they're paying 70 dollars for a peripheral.

Stay mad, you 14 year old cuck.

Same boat, not sure if I should give in.

This shit is a week’s wage with a couple of games for me, so not really bad, but still, buying a handheld to play Zelda and Haiti’s a whole new level of manchild for me and I’m not sure if I should

Wait for piracy or updated model lad

Sorry that you've still not found a dpad to suit your tastes in the decades that gaming has been around.
Also sorry about your tournament prize winnings that you're missing out on as a pro gamer with a failing DPADl.

Sup Forums told me there will not be an updated model

Still more than every other current gen console.
PC + switch is the perfect scheme here

>You just gotta spit a supplementary 70 bucks + tip goyim

Buy it, its perfect for "people" like you OP

I'm sorry that you're poor.

You'll probably have great fun with it. Perhaps you don't like fun.

>BotW is on PC

I mean, technically, sure. At the most basic level. I don't know why any of you faggots offer this as anything meaningful since I know you aren't playing it.

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I did so because I loved all Zelda games and also Xenoblade.
I was disappointed with both games and sold the Switch two weeks later.

40 hours and counting

There are only 2 good games. Not counting ports.

where the fuck are you buying it from that its 300$

>guy in the middle left started the soy treatment

can i hack this shit yet and not pay for anything?

Cheapest place to get one in australia?