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>reddit matthew
No thanks.

fpbp

Nintendo is DONE

RIP Sup Forums

...

This is so true, if Mat wasn't such a lazy bum I wouldn't have to settle for the poorman's him.

Hi JA discord

>2 hours

You know reddit likes Odyssey too, you hacks

>being THIS much of a brainlet

Finally. Hope /v likes his vids as much as I do :^)

>caring about e-celebs

Thank you for posting this

>2 hour long "review"

autism

Ok I jumped halfway to see if this guy was retarded or if this was going to be a serious vido.

He was crying that he didnt get multiple moons from sitting down on different benches throughout the game.

Im out.

> The review starts alright
> "I can talk again about le dark souls! XD"

I can't take this idiot seriously.

>10 pts

TLDR? I'm not watching a 2 hours video

>Merio
I already hate it

>10 pts
Hamsterson strikes again.

tldr he didn't like it

>3 minutes in
>Brings up Dark Souls
Dropped.

>that filler moon count part
Purest autism

>Undertale music in the first three minutes
die

AHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
what a fucking brainlet.

>2 hours

What. Give me a tldr

I'm not going to waste 2 hours of my free time to
watch some faggot talk about a game i already
finished 2 months ago.

>Judging a 2 hours video by litteraly jumping in at random position, listening 5 seconds, and bragging on Sup Forums.

What a man you must be.

>two fucking hours

Is it autism?

Yes.

I love how everyone here calls him autistic for releasing a two hours long video on Odyssey, while those same people spent 6+ hours on Sup Forums a day.
Your life must be so cool.

Reminder Anderson literally stole a cover for his book.

The whole thing boils down to that he thinks the game controls well, but doesn't like the rewards moon system, because none of them he found challenging to get, and he thinks most of them are "filler" content with no substance.

t. matt fangirl

>HEY GUYZ I MADE A TEASER, THAT'S RIGHT I'M GONNA BE SHARING MY HOT OPINIONS ON SOME VIDEO GAME FOR 2 HOURS!
Who is this faggot?

I don't think writers are in charge of their book's covers, user. I'm guessing it's just some shitty stock image?

How did someone this autistic AND ugly get a wife? Why can't I get even a gf?

No... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

FIRST DARK SOULS REMASTERED IN 30FPS AND NOW THIS FUCKING BULL ANNAHILATING OUR HERO?

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK BROS????

t. Joseph Anderson

>MAYreeoo

Like anyone's gonna listen to some fag talk about why he doesn't like thing for 2 hours.
Be honest, would you?

Coule this guy be any more dishonest with his arguments? Literally half-truths: the video

Mario Odyssey is the most fun I've had in a game in the last 20 years.

back 2 reddit!

Only 2 hours?

the virgin argument
the Chad rebuttal

undertale is one of his favorite games, he said that it does meta stuff better than any other game and any other piece of fiction

It's amazing all the normies I see that struggle with this. Just goes to show how low the actual average IQ is among them.

Speaking of undertale, he uses an undertale track to start off his video critique :)

>mario is a game for children
What a stunning revelation.

that's so sad.

But undertale is good.
Dont blindly listen to what contrarians yell here. Make your own damb opinions.
I agree with him on undertale but i believe SMO was fucking great

wait what?
is mario going through some sort of portal and raping his own mouth?

What is this webm trying to prove? Oh wow he fucked up in a videogames, turns out humans can make mistakes!

>The Gamecube had a stumble with Mario Sunshine
Ultrapleb detected.

I think his MArio list was

Galaxy 2>Galaxy>3D World>64>3d Land>Odyssey>Sunshine

>actually teasing and putting a date in for an opinion
Anyone who is this entitled and self-centered is inherently the biggest faggot alive, holy shit.

What did he mean by this?

Can't wait for all you fanboys

I have infiltrated Anderson's discord and discovered some new intel - his drones are invading this thread to defend him, they are shilling him on reddit hard, they all want to fuck his wife

>merioh

MATTHEW MAKE THE FUCKING VIDEO ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi Joe!

It means he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Not all games have the same latency between button input and action from the character, but I guess he's too retarded to know that.

it's almost like i can like the game despite someone criticizing it

>3D World > 64 > 3D Land >Odyssey > Sunshine
what the fuck

I don't understand how anyone can be this dumb.

>Wife
Which Hamtaro character is he married to?

nintendo shills btfo by based hamsterson

His streams are absolute dogshit and I'm saying as someone who likes his videos. Anderson is only good when he plays the game 20 times and then spends eternity cataloguing every single pixel of it.

>the game constantly feels the need to remind you that you're playing Mario
HMMMM could that be because it celebrates the history of Mario games throughout the years? Nah

How will nintendo recover lol

I don't understand why Sup Forums is so triggered over this. Even if you disagree with him, having somebody give an in-depth review that doesn't necessarily agree with the consensus that ""gaming journalists"" parrot, is sort of refreshing. I'd rather have more people take their time to play a game to completion, wait several months and then have an actual review that isn't just copied from all other new outlets or straight up "back of the box" talking points.

There's not much to celebrate kek

>Yoshi's Island has so many options
What? I fucking love Yoshi's Island but movement options aren't something I associate with it and the game definitely isn't designed around complex and deep movement. The fuck?

if you actually watched this review tell me why you wasted 2 hours on some nobodies opinions on a bing bing wahoo game instead of doing anything else.

Bijou if he’s smart.

You are not welcome here if you don't worship you tubers opinions get out

Yeah just one of the most recognizable mascots in history alongside Micky Mouse, no big deal.

>the virgin think I don't like
>the chad thing I like

You're doing it wrong

fag

Pikachu > Mario

Because some people are just that OBSESSED.

>Objective: Walk in a circle
>Objective failed

What's odd is that he padded out his list with Yoshi's attacks

every wondered how dedicated the manlets that watch his videos are, here ya go

>why did you do thing I wouldn't do it maek no sense
>why
The world doesn't revolve around you, faggot

I mean these are the people that collectively give him 100k each year to shit out "insightful" videos

>"Why Super Mario Odyssey Sucks:" (2:00:00 length)
This guy is literally DSP.

Discord bros attack this poster
We do not forgive
We do not forget

>Odyssey has the best camera in history of 3D games
Wat. Did this guy never play 1000000000 games on PC that give you FREELOOK?

Congrats on finally coming out you tremendous faggot!

normie

just stop being a pussy and justify your actions like an adult.

good radio for when I slog through breath of the wasteland

nigga Sup Forums ain't your personal army

these analysis faggots are all terrible and don't understand a single thing about game design, all they can do is regurgitate gamasutra articles
embarrassing

This has to be satire, right?

I am not talking to you Sup Forums poster
I am talking to my discord bros

Multitasking. It's nice background noise.