>ports of games released years ago
>more rehashed sequels that don't do anything new or exciting
>waifu fighting game
Give me one good reason I should give a shit about the Switch
Ports of games released years ago
Give us one reasons why anyone should care about you caring. Ask your mother instead.
>nintendo gets exclusives
where are the third parties?
>nintendo gets third party games
where are the exclusives?
just admit you want to shit on the switch regardless of what it gets and be done with it
Here's the thing, kiddo: Their exclusives are bad and the third party games are better on other platforms(what kind of shit scrub is going to play FPSes on a shitty handheld with single digit framerates when they're already on the PC?). Not to mention, everyone already bought these games when they were released, multiple times, in fact.
So, really, what the FUCK is the point of owning a switch?
yes yes we know all the games on the switch are shitty toddler googoo gaga babbuh rehashes
You sound so underage
>"I-I don't care!"
>posts anyway
Happens when you hang around this place.
>I don't care about the switch!
>asks about the switch anyway
I Thought it was supposed to be an hour long. Why did they only release a mini?
>their exclusives are bad
Shit taste
>Bought a switch in October
>Already played everything
>Direct is just more ports and mario tennis
Most my switch library is already ports. This is kind of getting annoying.
I wanted dark souls to be ported, but this needs more shit that's actually new.
>nintendorks are so starved for games they have to make up a bunch of fake leaks just to feel the sense of hype for something
Anyways, enjoy our scraps, you degenerate fucks
Is the Mario Tennis a multiplayer focused series like Kart? Seems like it from the trailer but I remember, I believe it was on GBA, a Mario Tennis game with heavy RPG elements, learning special moves and shit, it was dope as fuck.
Asking honestly here, I'm not familiar with the series.
>ports of games released years ago
Just like Shadow of the Colossus and Medievil
>more rehashed sequels that don't do anything new or exciting
Just like Uncharted 4, GOW 4(Daddy Simulator isn't interesting) and Knack 2
Nintendo Directs are never an hour long to begin with.
>make a shitpost thread acting like a child
>wonder why you get treated like a child
Really now.
bing bing wahoo
zelda
>Give me one good reason I should give a shit about the Switch
Lol no.
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Mobile Dark Souls. It’s a dream
Are you guys aware that a mini Direct is always followed by a full one a day later?
Last gen ports to PS4: "It has no games. Portstation 4."
Last/Mid gen ports to Switch: " This is awesome. Nintendo is the best! Games I called trash on other consoles because I'm a shill to a brand name are now coming to that brand so they are classics I can't wait to play!"
Last gen ports to PS4: "This is awesome. Sony is the best! Games I called trash on other consoles because I'm a shill to a brand name are now coming to that brand so they are classics I can't wait to play!"
Last gen ports to Switch "It has no games." Soych"
It's usually a few weeks, not a day. Unless you're thinking about the rapid fire mini directs that are each focused on one game, which I don't think is the case here
So was the Mini Direct the main event or is there an actual Direct planned later today?
Probably because now this shit is portable, so there is some added value.
The most exciting thing from the direct was the new PS4 game.
Isn't there a PAX event coming soon? There could be a full direct around that time.