Can we finally stop pretending that this game doesn't exist?

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

can we finally stop pretending that this game doesn't exist?

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Blake Reed
Blake Reed

No, Lanky Kong looks like a actual retard and I refuse to play it

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

I find this game the comfiest, I think it's the setting and music it's not as good as the others but it feels relaxing. And it reminds me of the days when I suffered from alcoholism and sold all my games to pay for vodka but in a good way not a bad way you know?

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

Are you the same fags that made a threat saying "Are we still pretending that DKC2 was better than DKC1?" the other day?

What the fuck is your obsession with the Kong Dong?

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

That's not Lanky, it's Kiddy Kong and he's supposed to be a baby

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

DKC is unironically the greatest series of platformers ever made

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

Sure. Its my favorite of the bunch

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

i still like DKC3 but it has some of the worst fucking gimmick levels in the entire franchise, and the most of them to boot

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

What about the gba version that had a different soundtrack?

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

The fuck

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

mfw my favorite DKC game is everyone's least favorite

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

uh, try again sweetie

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

I dont like him.

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

shut up

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

The game is just oddly unremarkable
While the music and for the most part level design are great, there's so many gimmick levels that it just doesn't have it's own proper identity outside of "the gimmick game"

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

I never played them

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

did i hurt you feelings, donkeyfag? Sorry you can't move past your nostalgia and realize your series only had one good game

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

We're still ignoring it, just like Nintendo ignores any DK/Country game that isn't the first one.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

The gba version of 3 is pretty much the only dkc gba port worth a damn.
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Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

We need to get a picture of the elephant with the WHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR meme.

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Fuck that baby fuck. He's a shittier DK. Plus the level design is not as good. The quality drop from 2 to 3 is too drastic to ignore.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Squeals on Wheels is the worst level in a platformer
Ever
Of all time

David Evans
David Evans

ELL OH FUCKING ELL

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Well I own all of them on SNES so I don't really care

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

the underwater reverse controls one is worse

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

Fucking nigger ape kong is such a stupid tank character, absolutely useless compared to Dixie.

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

These, plus Kiddy Kong.

Also as a personal issue I feel like it doesn't really have a theme to make it pop.
DKC1 is the first so it gets some leeway on this, and besides that it does it's just subtle as you work your way from natural areas to progressively more industrial zones.
DKC2: Pirates Edition
DKC3: ... You're in canada? Does that even count as a theme?
Just bland overall.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

You're in canada
That literally makes any game good Canada is the greatest country in the world and if it weren't for us Europe would have been taken over by the Germans

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

God tier
Enguarde
Squawks
Rambi

High tier
Squitter

Mid tier
Rattly
Winky

Low tier
All the ones you can't ride

Absolute fucking shit tier
Ellie

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

you guys would be a lot better without all the stoners

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

squawks that high even though all of his levels are gimmicky garbage
yeah, no

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

Nobody pretended it didn't exist. People like it the least in the trilogy, but when asked they will all they you it's an 8/10 on its own.

Robert James
Robert James

Game set in Canada
Followed by a poorly made cgi show made in canada

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

This was a 11/10 show
I agree, I think drug addicts should be whipped

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

Canada is the greatest country in the world
Good one, hockey sticks.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Why the fuck isn't Nintendo bundling Tropical Freeze and Returns together?

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

What the hell happened to the art design in this game. It is shockingly hideous.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Jealous cuckstralian, go drink your soy

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

lol stay mad, virgins

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

what do sonic's feet look like haha

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Fornciation is a sin anyway they'll burn in the lake of fire

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

They're blue

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

Fuck you, that was one of the coolest bosses.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

God tier
Enguarde
Rambi

High tier
Squitter
Expresso

Mid tier
Squawks
Rattly

Low tier
Winky
All the ones you can't ride

Absolute fucking shit tier
Ellie

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

you mean america

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

religion is so retarded. Everything enjoyable is a fucking sin. Might as well just be a ruleset on living a dull life

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Everything enjoyable is a fucking sin
t. Sodomite faggot

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

"Are we still pretending that DKC2 was better than DKC1?"
The fuck? There are people that believe it isn't? Literally what the fuck does DKC do better than DKC2? Genuinely curious.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

This guy was fun though

Jumping off those blades to knock him in the head
That oh shit moment when the helmet starts taking shots at you

3 actually had some fun bosses though that deviated from the standard "Throw shit at it" formula that every boss in 2 had.

Except the waterfall thing. Even Cranky in the gba port doesn't know what the fuck that thing was.

John Reed
John Reed

more levels focusing on core platforming instead of gimmicks

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

Everyone who doesn't appreciate Squawks is just a brainlet that has trouble on that last level of DKC2.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

What constitutes as "gimmicks"? The bird/barrel levels I suppose? They aren't even the majority. And besides that DKC2 has far better platforming stages than DKC1 did.

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

This, his levels were genuinely fun.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

banana bird.

Justin James
Justin James

Yes, the animal/barrel stages mostly. There's also a lot of retarded nonsense like the hot air balloon level. Overall the first game just had more levels that were basic platforming, regardless of whether or not it had "worse" platforming.

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

I guess DKC was more consistent with it's level design but I could easily argue that DKC2 having a LOT more variety of levels is a much bigger strength.

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

It has the character who’s in the fucking title for starters.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Not like anyone played Donkey.

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

I guess it's a personal taste kind of thing. However I do agree that from a fundamental view DKC 2's style of having more variety without going too far, i.e. DKC 3, is better than just having too much of the same thing.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

I love the level design, setting, soundtrack and overworld exploration of 3. Fight me

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

have fun bouncing off an enemy with diddy's weak jump

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Still an advantage over DKC2. Other than that I can’t complain.

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

not grabbing TNT barrels

David Sanders
David Sanders

Sonic was never good.

_____________Ever.__________

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

delet

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

I feel like it doesn't really have a theme to make it pop.
What the fuck? You admit DKC1 doesn't have very strong of a theme beyond "natural" and "industrial", yet think DKC3's well-executed yukon wilderness theme doesn't count? Come on dude.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Kills Armadillos in one hit
Can kill Klump by jumping on him
Can kill Krushas period

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Can kill Klump by jumping on him
I have to ask but why weren't Klumps like opposite Krushas where they were invulnerable everywhere except if you roll into them with Donkey?

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

This was my favorite, I loved the setting, loved the worlds.

I loved the travel on the overworked. The collectibles, Kiddy was a bit of a fag but I liked Dixies speed and helicopter moves.

Loved Wrinkley's Save Cave with the n64 in there, and the Banana Birds you rescued.
Funky being the cool mechanic, his music was fun.

Fucking loved the Christmas themed cheat code you could use to make the bonus levels play christmas music and presents or whatever to collect.

Great cheat codes, actually. Tuft? I can't remember them off the top of my head.

The Lost World was cool. The game had tough bosses overall mostly.

Don't understand the hate, as far as I'm concerned it goes DKC 3 > DKC 2 > DKC > DKC R.

I didn't like the changes in Donkey Kong Returns. Don't like the health system, and it just doesn't feel right. Needs Kremlins.

I've heard DKR Tropical Freeze is really great but it just doesn't feel like a DKC game, from what I've seen. I'll probably pick it up on the Switch.

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

3 is easily my favourite game in the series.

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

it was the 90's, that would have been seen as too obvious and autistic. Game design wasn't like that back then.

Modern game design is ALL about that.

Well this character does X then Y so we OBVIOUSLY need a character that does Y THEN X

Another example of this assymetrical game design is how DK has that special "ground slap" move in DKC1 that barely does anything at all except occasionally spawn a banana and attack some enemies.

Also the barrel balancing, it's in the game but there's literally no real purpose for it you can just do it for flavor and it's up to the player to make it useful.

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

The only version of the game I've enjoyed was a brown/blue colored bootleg version for the gameboy

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

I want to try it again and give it a fair chance but Kiddy felt like pure shit. His roll was fucking garbage.

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

to be fair, their are few threats in real life that cannot be neutralized by throwing shit at it.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

DKC1

Most of the bosses can be beaten by jumping on their heads, even the final boss

DKC2 comes out, my cousin invites me to play it for the first time

Enjoying it immensely

Get up to the first boss

"REEEEEEEEE FUCKING PIRATE VULTURE IS INVINCIBLE WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?"

"WHY ARE THEIR COINS IN HIS NEST!?"

"JUMPING JUST BOUNCES OFF OF HIM AWKWARDLY"

injure him once

he starts doing entirely new patterns

manage to hit him a few more times

"WHY ISN'T HE DYING"

the vulture is filling the screen with big falling eggs that can't be picked up

frame rate starts to dip between all the falling eggs and the rain effects

"WHAT IS THIS IMPOSSIBLE BULLSHIT"

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