ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault...

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore besides ones that change previously established Sup Forumsault lore or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".

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The Vault is located in southwest United States.

Every resident is given two standard issue dragon dildos and a packet of microwave cum.

The vault IS IN HELL

black men, white women

the vault has cute girls

The vault contains a portal to hell.

Half of the females are actually robots

all the girls are barefoot and the floors must be perfectly clean at all times.

The only entertainment in the vault is a single VHS copy of Back to School

People suck weaker people into their butts for subsistence.

overseer is ned flanders

It's filled to the brink with niggers and white women--nobody else is allowed inside.

This is a catholic vault

Everyone in the vault is entitled to free laser pointers.

All education material is replaced with DVD copies of The Room.

Everyone in the vault is given gender reassignment surgery at age 12. 1/4 of surgeries are botched on purpose.

The overseer is dan schneider and all the dwellers are children

The overseer is a werewolf with a sixteen inch cock.

the vault is located in vvardenfell

The Vault is a research facility for the Higgs Boson. During tests on the very day after the nukes drop, it fucks up and creates a black hole exactly the size necessary to suck in the Vault and a small surrounding area before it dissipates into nothingness. The end.

Special sonic weapon that shrinks a mans penis by half with hit.

All women,upon turning 50'ish,at least once a day,they comment on how drafty it is in here.
"Do you feel a draft?It's just so drafty in here"
Of course they only ask younger men that physically lack the ability to feel drafts.

The vault follows the teachings of the 18th century Victorian era.

The overseer is Sheogorath.

All of the vault's denizens are kittens! Even the vault-tec staff and the overseer!

Overseer is Chris Chan.
WOAH

vault with only mom and sons forcing incest relationships and the incest baby is then soaked into rads to test what happens to it

it got put in wardenfall by a mishap in a science experiment. the attempt was to get the cleanest floors that stay clean, but somehow they ended up in wardenhall.

The vault has faulty electrical wiring. Lights and machinery will turn on and off whenever it feels like.

And is populated exclusively by imperial guards

The only form of entertainment is anime.

The vault contains people with amputee fetishes.
Everyone in the vault however aren't amputees.

I'm gonna steal your idea, and change it: The Overseer is a giant statue of Sheogorath, made entirely of cheese, and puppeteered by Loki.

The overseer is a Khajit known for inhaling skooma through his urethra.

the vault is in what remains of vvardenfell, which is now north carolina

We're off to a great start

The vault is built upside down, with all the furniture bolted on to the ceiling.

The vault's only reading material is Buddhist scriptures.

The General Vault population is full of descendants of Sup Forumsirgins circa 2011, and they all worship the holy arrow to the knee meme

The overseer lines everyone up and paddles their asses each morning.

M'aiq the Liar is the Overseer

The vault is taken over afterwards after two months by irradiated giant crabs that all have the face of Shadman.

The overseer is Sheogorath pretending to be someone pretending to be Sheogorath

Nudity is a requirement

Nobody in the vault is allowed to have sideburns.

Every resident of the vault speaks a different language. There is no overlap between residents.

Thousands of clones of OP are made. OP and each of his clones are raped to death by super mutants, one clone at a time. The other vault dwellers pass the time by watching the spectacle, placing bets on how long each clone will last before it dies from being pounded in the ass by super mutant dick

Half of the vault’s residents are from Sup Forums, the half of the vault is from r/gaming.
They still are Imperial Guards though.

you have to masturbate in front of everyone when you reach 8yo

The entire Vault is run the same way TESO is - Caps are re-printed into Crowns, some of them fuck their cat pets, and the Vault's Toilet Paper is printed to look exactly like The Elder Scrolls, so they can wipe their ass with them much like TESO does.

beastiality

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community trough

No vault, only Khlav Kalash.

Even better, the vault is built upside down (including the entrance, and experimental artificial gravity tech makes it so that local gravity is reversed while inside the vault, so up is down, down is up etc.

After enough generations have passed that have never experienced normal gravity, they are instructed to leave the vault.

One of the guards is actually Sheogorath in disguise

Everyone is named Poo.

The Overseer is Moot, dressed as WT Snacks. Instead of a Vaultboy, they have Pedobear.

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child sacrifices during saturnalia

And has a nuke inside that anyone can set off

All the vault dwellers are either trannies, asexual, or Spaghetti Men.

You have to marry your parents when you grow up

Fargoth is the Overseer

The vault-enforced religion is worshiping a copy of Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.

Jesus is reincarnated on the 100th day inside the Vault. He has laser heat vision and kung fu grip.

Full of lolis with huge futacocks that constantly fuck the men

BEHOLD
YOUR ALMIGHTY LORE

reroll

>Spaghetti Men
Italians?

Either we have some kind of voodoo elder scrolls-favoring bullshit going on or a mod is fucking with us

The only way to quit the vault is cutting your own dick, then cooking it and eating it in a gourmet-style dish in front on your own wife

Every door is actually a portal that leads to a different room every time it is opened.

Every light in the vault is just slightly too bright.

All women must have their cute feet bare for everyone to see!

The vault has zero weapons besides balloon animals.

All the people are born without reproductive parts and are told that to reproduce it takes a person to eat many eggs at once, and it takes 50 years for the baby to form in the female. It is a sacred rite that people go through to further the population. Then, when fifty years pass, the person gets assassinated by the overseer and then he clones another one. Thus preserving the ever lasting tradition and the overseer is a robot.

The vault has a pet cliff racer named Bob.

Everyone is truly happy and enjoys life.

this is all the spaghetti men do
youtube.com/watch?v=uyh3C1xDT3Y

the vault has no electricity

The vault works on a true rollmocracy system, and thus ignores all rerolls.

Everyone in the vault is fucking murdered by a two headed assaultron with giant dildos for arms

thats nice

Bob is actually Sheogorath in disguise and he constantly sneaks around the place, hiding cheese in random places.

Occasionally, he turns the Vault Door into cheese when a specific guard is on duty, just to fuck with him and make him look insane when he gets others to come look and it's back to normal.

everyone in the vault is only allowed to discuss video games
everyone dies after one day since vidya doesn't exist in elder scrolls

36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14 is required reading material for all vault dwellers.

Once a month everyone in the Vault gets together and has a nice meal and plays games together.

Every Monday, each dweller receives a weekly allowance of skooma and random alchemy ingredients. There is a prize awarded every month to whoever comes up with the most interesting potion.

Eventually, Bob achieves CHIM.

Everyone is 20% cheese

The cliffracer can be mated with and produces true imperial guard offspring.

No water in the vault, only semen.

All the vault dwellers think Sony is better than Nintendo.

Semen is produced and harvested solely from the OP-clone fucking farm

At random days of the week, Molag Bal appears and takes a big smelly Daedric dump in a place of his choosing.

Semen is the main form of nutrition and must be harvested daily

Every four days an alarm will ring which prompts the arrival of supermutant futas who will demand 6 vault dwellers as sex slaves

Daedra semen