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Well Sup Forums?

it was made by an american company

its bad

It's good

>WE

"Motherfucker" is said more than once

ugly female characters

>WUZ

Black characters

it has more than one nigger

Strong female protagonist who's uglier than a rat

no nudity

Morbidly obese NPCs.

>first mission:protect the mcdonalds

Troy Baker as main mid-30s bearded man protagonist

>muh country has to be defended

Big square jaws

it's bigot and racist

MC shows only artificial feelings towards love interest, no nudity, no banter, no smoking, no service.

obvious diversity characters - badly written minorities.
when a minority is well written it was usually because they were meant for the role, not shoe horned in my some retard exec

>KANGZ

panders SJWs

ugly women
nigger
pretentious moral system
USA USA USA
clapping everywhere
everyone gets shot

staff credits available in the main menu before you have even finished the game

Burger music.

FPS or TPS with action-rpg elements

What does that taste like?

these

China

Explosions, high profile VAs

*also crafting mechanics!*

Found the soyboy

It's shit.

Boring 'movie' music. It saddens me because western game music used to be really good. Compare the first Ratchet & Clank game to the remake, for example.

It belong to a shit tier genre.

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that is more europe than anything

Yummy

It features deliberately unattractive and badly-written women characters.
Also some hamfisted political and social message.

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>America is under attack by Russians (or Chinese)
>Americans are the heroes no matter what
>A lot of cinematics that cut you from the game, turning it into an interactive movie
>Genders include and are not limited to: Trans, Gay, Nonbinary, Pansexual, etc
>The face slider makes all characters apart from the standard ones look uglier
OR
>The face slider makes all characters apart from the standard ones look better
>Recommended body type: Huge
>Connundrums about race and gender where the only correct answer is 'white is bad, cis is bad'
>Woman protag that acts like a man
>Woman protag that acts like a man and talks like a man
>Day 1 DLC
>Lifetime pass
>Pay to play with mods
>Microtransactions in a singleplayer game
>Forced memes
>Forced political agendas.

Wait this sounds like MGS...

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fpbp

Iirc not many Japanese game are were made on Unreal3 but I could be wrong. Seem to always just think of it as a go to for western devs.

>Mohammed is the most common name for newborn babies in the Netherlands for the second year in a row
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This. After years of Americans eating up game series like MGS, i remember seeing the Ground Zeroes threads way back where American posters were unironically posting stuff like “killing U.S marines now? Nah, fuck Kojima”

Oh yes ofc, too far.

Please tell me this is fake

You forgot mexicans

Hey, then don’t enslave a race of foreigners and then get mad when they intergrate then, EZ. Spain moans about South Americans too, no sympathy.

I'd be surprised if there was a game that included every one of the first five points in it.

I didnt even realize none of the girls are white at first, so it got me confused.

Well no shit, if there are only 5000 of them but they literaly all call their sons Mohammad as is common then it’s gonna skew some figures up is it not?

Isn't it dangerous to try to take the gun by grappling the hand like he did?
What if the guy pulled the trigger? I believe he could easily shoot his arm during the struggle

glasses are for nerds

He grabbed his arm and moved his head out of the way at the same time if you watch closely

All first 5 does not exist in one single game right now.
The first 3 exist however, just replace Russians with Germans and Japanese.

lul

>Press triangle to stab guy and choke his friend

>Genders include and are not limited to: Trans, Gay, Nonbinary, Pansexual, etc
>Connundrums about race and gender where the only correct answer is 'white is bad, cis is bad'
Can you name even one game that has either of these?

I mean the 2nd part when he is already on the ground. It takes him a while to take the gun from his hand.

Nah, I counted 4 or 5 whites in there

Mass effect: andromeda

Add Dragon Age Inquisition to the mix as well.

Questionable gender

It’s stupid shit to be sure, im not arguing it’s gonna work or anything. Any martial art that tells you “when a dude has a knife or a gun, just do this!” Is gonna get you killed. They will give you a concept sure, but please do not think situational compliance drills found in the likes of Krav will actually save your life for sure.

Easiest way to tell a game is made in Japan?

Maybe but I can't see what's happening with the gun exactly because the camera isn't even focusing on it, he may be pointing it away from his body but it's not even shown

>hamburgers give you health

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generic themes/events with no originality like making a ww2 start with D-Day

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So? Nerds are fucking thristy sluts.

I haven't played it

nobody.cares about manchildren opinions tho

>“THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!”

Very shitty cliched story designed to pander to those in high school, lots of japanese humor, meaning that somebody will be irresponsible, but this is lost in translation because westerners don't even know they were supposed to be laughing at these things.
Reverences out the ass and awkward social situations where you think the protagonists are retarded. The sword of fushu mushu is enamored of Subikiya Nyankuchiaku.

Calls a magazine a clip

the female characters have big square jaws and they base a character's likeness off a female model, except it doesn't make them look as beautiful as the model

the animations are garbage, westerners can not animate for shit

We treated South Americans way better than burgers treated their niggers
Ffs some of their tribes lived fearing to be the next sacrifice for the mayan gods so they saw colonists as heroes.

kawaii uggu anime style, very colorful to avoid a suicide feeling in the player

>It's a loitering outside at 3am at an Arby's level

What are some games where I can make a bunch of image board dwellers validate each others' insecurities over American dominance?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SJW
Diversity
""American"" English

Male characters are fucking twinks
Over-designed clothing, all over the place, bad hair colours
Generic classical soundtrack

Real life.

IT HURTS MY HANDS

I never find Japanese humor funny. It's almost always Punch and Judy tier.

fist fucked with politics

mindless gameplay

'tits and explosions' story. shallow writing

lootboxes

If he's an anime pro he probably has seen bad animes, especially those in the "comedic" section, which is a whole new world of bad.

When I was a teen I imagined japs were very imaginative because I was reading and watching the good stuff, but once you get a taste at the bad stuff you can only accept they aren't that good, merely they have some works of fiction that are very nice and commercial, but that's it.

>Boss wants to crash the stock market

It was 200 years ago.get over it or go to africa.nobody is holding you back now

medieval fantasy / school setting
everything else is literally non existant

R = Arrrr
Z = Zed
The subtitles are missing U's
Language options show Mexican and Brazilian flags for Spanish and Portuguese
Characters seem to think drinking at 16 is unusual but owning a car is normal
Portion sizes for food are casually massive
Gun ownership is common in the modern era
The writers, if it's sci-fi, seem terrified of Asians
Women are made to look like very average irl girls (even the supposedly attractive/fit ones) but the guys are all roided out hulks or attractive millennials or dapper old men. Old women do not exist but if they do they're always either GILFs or fat and black Aunt Jemimah caricatures.

>American writing is typically shallow and boring
>Japanese writing is typically cliche and boring
why do weebs distinguish eastern shit from western shit when they're both different flavors of shit

You don't understand, special snowflakes never recover from being bullied once, even tough we have the example of Spain recovering and taking over the world after being bullied by the muslims

Because weebs are mentally challenged children

It's bad