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Pft, yeah, ok. We already have the real GOTYs with based Giant Bomb's list. Great content. 25 hours of fun.

Why would anyone give a fuck what these literal shills think?

giant bomb shits on EZA

I think Dream Daddy is good.

Like it or not, the allies are the biggest influencers in the industry.

Great list, but Cuphead should be higher

*jumps up and down like a retarded child*

>tfw shane is joining EZA soon

Test

>giving a shit about Neogaf: The Ecelebs

Which industry?

I love EZA but zelda and mario are going to take every category.

Persona will win everything but GOTY. Best Strategy is going to be something like "Persona 5: keeping Ryuji in your party."

Lol no, they'll probably give everything to Persona, Nier, and Zelda. Mario probably will get one award.

Are they actually from Neogaf?

Well ResetERA now

Christ.

Place your bets now:
>Game of the Year
>Best Strategy
>Best Multiplayer
>Best Soundtrack
>Most Surprising
>Best Shotgun
>Best Beta/Demo
>Best Characters
>Best Game to Play in One Night
>Best Economy
>Best Menus
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
>Best Trailer
>and more?

Back in Gametrailers they literally made an almost full length documentary about how much they love Neofag and sucking off the creator. youtube.com/watch?v=jhaNkHRF8pM

Is this literally a rip off of how Giant Bomb does it? A podcast with them debating each other?

FUCK OFF YOU GODDAMN PARASITES

Unfortunately SO much of the gaming community is now at ResetERA.

Where is it

Who is "the gaming community"? I don't see how these people are relevant just because they can set up a show where they review games.

The only ones vocal about that kind of stuff were open with their gafposting, yeah. Like half of them never posted there, don't care about forums, or were one of us.

They lack the skills to do like GB.
It will be a stream lasting hours discussing all categories.

A big part of what makes GB’s GOTY-casts so special is them tearing each other apart and shitting on the games the others like. EZA brand themselves as team positivity, no way this is anywhere near as entertaining.

Of course. "Giant Bomb but we're not cynical" has been their angle from the get go

>Who is "the gaming community"?
Many American devs, gaming youtube channels, and journalists
The worst members of society are now in a north korean circle jerk. Nothing bad can happen

Ah, of course. That makes sense. Only GB is insane enough to four full hours just to settle on a Top 10 (that no one likes)

In 2:30h on their twitch
This thread was made too early by the retard op

Anyone have cup of jones?

If they actually tear into each other like GB does, I will officially become a patron.

>Game of the Year
Probably Zelda or Persona because they are plebs
>Best Strategy
Total Warhammer 2
>Best Multiplayer
Probably PUBG or some shit because they are plebs
>Best Soundtrack
Probably Nier or Persona because they are plebs
>Most Surprising
PUBG
>Best Shotgun
Probably Wolfenstein because they are plebs
>Best Beta/Demo
No idea
>Best Characters
Probably something from Nier or Persona because plebs
>Best Game to Play in One Night
No idea
>Best Economy
Stupid meme award
>Best Menus
Literally an award that exists for the sole purpose of sucking off Persona some more
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
Stupid meme award
>Best Trailer
Probably Death Stranding so they can suck off Kojima and get more shill bucks from Sony

Love & Respect™

>Many American devs, gaming youtube channels, and journalists
So people who don't matter.

Hopefully someone uses an "offensive" term that starts a new era of shitstorm

They certainly have more influence than other channels with their size, but that is vastly different than saying that they are the biggest influencers in the industry

Right, if you don't like video games

>Look at how Sup Forums I am for posting this epic meme edit
kys you fucking e-celeb dicksuckers

At least they won't have an Abby equivalent screeching for hours on end. I'm not sure if that's a positive or a negative. They're so boring.

>give EZA thousands of dollars
>start your own thing
>not a single one of the EZA boys bother returning the favor
I would go postal on Jones' garage if I were him.

>American devs
Don't make good games
>gaming youtube channels
Irrelevant
>journalists
Irrelevant

If you don't like video games

Honestly it'd be a good thing for them. They got a bump when Jones went on Colin's podcast. It seems any time they do something that ruffles the "Love and Respect" hivemind, they drop some and then immediately make a gain from it that sustains.

You're taking Kyle's bait if you think Best Strategy means Best Strategy Game.

Brad BTFOing Abby multiple times made her being there worth it.

>You don't care about ecelebs streaming themselves playing videogames? I guess you don't like videogames!

>Game of the Year
Mario obviously, kyle will convince huber
>Best Strategy
who cares
>Best Multiplayer
pubG because they are plebs
>Best Soundtrack
nier because bloodworth is the only one who listens to music, kyle mutes games and listens to podcasts
>Most Surprising
how is this a category
>Best Shotgun
dumb
>Best Beta/Demo
why
>Best Characters
mario again because they are so wacky and unique xd
>Best Game to Play in One Night
dumb
>Best Economy
dumb
>Best Menus
this was obviously made so persona 5 wins SOMETHING
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
really
>Best Trailer
zelda
>and more?
nothanks

>>Best Trailer
>zelda
It really should be but I doubt it from their previous discussions on trailers

>Cuphead should be higher
>WE KNOW
Best moment of the whole thing

>Game of the Year
Zelda or Persona
>Best Strategy
No idea
>Best Multiplayer
PUBG
>Best Soundtrack
Persona
>Most Surprising
Nier, Cuphead or Hollow Knight
>Best Shotgun
Wolfenstein
>Best Beta/Demo
PUBG, if not then Octopath
>Best Characters
Either someone from Nier or Persona
>Best Game to Play in One Night
No idea, Edith Finch maybe
>Best Economy
Steamworld Dig 2
>Best Menus
No idea
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
No idea
>Best Trailer
Odyssey or Death Stranding

The patreon vote is so high on BoTW, which makes sense - but it makes the awards a little boring.

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Only reason I keep watching those fucktard is only in hope that one day they'll produce something as good as TFBosman

every fucking thread.

>”I’ve heard from friends andromeda isn’t THAT bad”
>brad goes maximum power for 15 minutes straight
>andromeda wins no contest

>Watching/listening to any of them

You're an embarrassment for giving friend simulator time wasters your own valuable time, validating their terrible opinions because you are either lonely or bored and you are, right now, comparing their worth against one another.

That is genuinely what you are both doing right now. Take a step back and look at that general picture for a minute, if you can. It's depressing.

Best Item We Got In A Lootbox is there to remind us that a few them got their faces put into Uncharted's multiplayer as masks.

You go to an image board where you acknowledge the positions and thoughts of nobodies you don't even know the name of, who have no identity whatsoever.
What makes you think you're any different, my man?

It's just a joke award that Kyle loves to have. Last year there was Best Pre-order Incentive

I don't know if you guys have seen their group streams but they bust each other's balls and get into arguments constantly. Expect some legit arguments.

>a few them got their faces put into Uncharted's multiplayer as masks
Well, Uncharted is Kyle's favorite game series of all time

>Most likely to be a decent guy in real life
Jones
Runner up: Brad
2nd Runner up: Blood
>Most likely to be boring as fuck in real life
Damiani
>Most likely to be insufferably smug in real life
Ian
Runner up: Bosman
>Most likely to be really cool to hang out with at first but then get kind of annoying after a while
Huber
Runner up: Ben
>Most likely to be the only guy who knows what the fuck he's actually talking about
Blood
>Most likely to be actual best friend tier in real life
Don
>Most likely to start a new job with a head of steam and some great ideas but half ass a quarter of them and never deliver on the rest
Kyle
>Most likely to be able to handle his drink
Jones
>Most likely to be tipsy as fuck after two beers
Ian
>Most likely to secretly vote Republican
Jones
Runner Up: Blood
>Most likely to unironically own an I'M WITH HER shirt
Ian
>Most likely to awkwardly stand around when people talk politics in groups and pray the conversation never focuses on his input
Kyle

>2h Cup of Jones

Weren't they supposed to get shorter? And now it's a stream also?

People give money to these guys to make more unedited videos, I was their videos, but I hate watching a 2-3 hours stream, most of the time it's boring and there's too many filler.

I hope their GOTY talk will get a formatted video, cause I won't be watching their 5h talk and "debate" for a few awards.

>Game of the Year
Breath of the Wild
>Best Strategy
Mario + Rabbids
>Best Multiplayer
PUBG
>Best Soundtrack
Nier: Automata
>Most Surprising
PUBG
>Best Shotgun
Resident Evil 7
>Best Beta/Demo
Monster Hunter World, because I can't think of anything else.
>Best Characters
Persona 5
>Best Game to Play in One Night
Gorogoa
>Best Economy
No idea.
>Best Menus
Persona 5. This category literally exists for Persona 5.
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
Who gives a shit?
>Best Trailer
A Way Out, E3 2017

>>Best Trailer
>A Way Out, E3 2017

literally what

They already say what award each game is going to get in the awards in that video, idiots

Forgot about Mario, and they really liked it during their reactions. Gimme a break.

Its going to be zelda

They are better than giant SJW bomb
Not by much sure but still

I thought they said they were not going to do it?
What made them change their opinion

Kyle said it was Bloodworth that convinced them

The people who didn't want to got outvoted by the people who did, most likely.

I love that Christian man

According to the tease video:
"by popular demand"

>mostly cynical
>no fun allowed during E3 streams
>painfully shit taste in vidya
>no personality
Giant Bomb is bottom of the barrel next to Kinda Funny Games.
Is he actually?!
It's not even Jones voicing this.
>lack the skills
>their last GOTY discussion was actually entertaining
I dunno, already sounds pretty good compared to GB.

Get ready for Ben to dial his "eloquence" to 11

I can't wait to hear how he eloquently takes advantage of how few people in the room have finished Persona 5 to make its lazily translated hackish anime writing seem "mature" and "relevant to today's society".

It's a real shame that the only person who has seen enough of it to comment and isn't completely taken with it is Damiani, who almost rivals Brad in his inability to craft his thoughts into coherent sentences.

>GOTY
Zelda
>Best Strategy
Were there even any strategy games people were super into last year?
>Best Multiplayer
PUBG by default. Splatoon 2 might manage to wriggle to the top but I doubt it. Again, 2017 wasn't big for multiplayer games.
>Best Soundtrack
Persona 5. I think it'll only be Ben and Blood fighting for Nier on that front.
>Most Surprising
Mario+Rabbids I guess?
>Best Shotgun
Probably Wolfenstein.
>Best Beta/Demo
No idea.
>Best Characters
Persona 5. I'd say Yakuza 0 has a chance but they're already familiar with Kiryu and Majima from the other games.
>Best Game to Play in One Night
I think they liked Nights In The Woods a fair bit. Edith Finch is another safe bet.
>Best Economy
I'll go with Yakuza 0 but drawing blanks.
>Best Menus
Persona 5
>Best Item we Got in a lootbox
Not a clue
>Best Trailer
Mario Odyssey E3

Damiani didnt love it? Huh wasnt expecting that

and for otoshi gami to quote everything every 2 seconds

Based Blood has been getting through as much of the game as possible over the winter. I love Persona 5, but I hope he puts Huber and Ben in their place. It's not nearly as flawless as they've made it out to be.
I can see myself wanting to hit him in the jaw very quickly.

I'm pretty sure Damiani liked it a lot but I'm assuming he's got some gripes with it.

>Damiani didnt love it? Huh wasnt expecting that
He liked it overall, but he seemed to really dislike the way the whole Joker dies, bad-end fake-out was presented. Which I really agree with. The drugs making him conveniently forget only the things relevant to the twist was a bit much to take. Not the only problem the writing has by any means, but it's the one that seemed to stand out to him.

>Best Beta/Demo
Monster Hunter World
>Best Strategy
Mario & Rabbids or Pokemon USun/UMoon
>Best Item we Got in a Lootbox
Legendary Drop: -$3.1Billion to EA's stock

I hear you. I like it a lot, too, but its writing was incredibly inconsistent, and frequently dipped into the kind of low-tier anime stuff that I'd be embarrassed to give any sort of award.

I expect a lot of arguments between BOTW and Persona 5. Don'll bring some weird thing only he knows about, Ian will bring some game his friends made, and Kyle will probably pick Odyssey.

I mainly agree with those point. Not really a fan of how they handled Akechi or the story shifting focus to killing a God either. Basically, my issues with the writing mostly pertain to big plot points post casino.

Kyle and Damiani will both back Mario. It'll be Ben, Huber and possibly Brad backing P5. Blood and Don are wild cards, but Jones and Ian will pick Zelda.

All I’m saying is that Mario Odyssey should have let you play as a girl.

Based

>Best Shotgun
I can see Huber going for either the shotgun in Prey, Resident Evil 7, The Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein The New Colossus.

>that time Ian acted like the ending of Super Mario Odyssey was the most important thing to happen to video games as a medium in decades

>when damiani plays lttp for 11 hours straight
Whats wrong with him

Holy shit when?

Cohesive

>when Kyle plays lttp for five minutes and then turns it off to play skyward sword instead

I unironically don't understand how anyone listens to these dull, no personality dweebs and finds them entertaining

Yeah, dude.

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