What are some games to play with my son?

What are some games to play with my son?

breath of the wild

What's the name of that bird?

summertime saga

Roblox

Super mario bros 3.

That's what me and my dad used to play.

more like your wifes son xD

Donkey Kong Country 3

Streets of Rage 2/Bare Knuckle 3

don't play video games with your son. play catch or literally anything else instead.

this. My dad buying us a playstation when were kids was probably the best and worst decision of his life. I'm glad I got to experience games, but looking back, I would've much rather been outside and fucked around with my friends all day instead.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Castle Crashers

Rapelay

>not terrorizing the neighbourhood and running through the nearby forest all day with your kids
How much soy do you have to ingest to become such a shitty father to even consider not interacting with your kids at all and instead play digital games while sitting next to eachother wihout any meaningful human interaction?

That fishing mmo

A game of cross dress up.

My son is 19

What are some games to play with my gf?

*wifes son
sorry lads i fixed my post

>hates casualization
/ourguy/

/ourgirl(guy)/

>agender

Is this a girl or a boy?

>dad

>some kind of gender abomination
>"my personality is non-existent"

so true

>be welder in the army
>apparently some type of testosterone free pansy according to the standards of the total degenerates living on /v

Lol at anyone trying to give advice on Sup Forums.

They look like they might enjoy Doki Doki Literature Club

I'm calling vag but I could be wrong.

Curse my affinity for tomboys.

Oh shit, I just came from NC not too long ago
Game wise, I'd suggest Snipperclips, the sims urbz, and Champions of Norrath

So, what games can play with my wife's son?

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Sup Forums is a place where they call all cucks, trannies, and homos degenerates while they themselves try to marry cartoons and jerk off to traps.

She’s cute af though you can’t deny. It’s just a shame tumblr has convinced every college girl that le gender doesn’t exist.

This man knows what he’s talking about.

play some old games first if he is young and by old i mean games before 2004-5
i thank my father for picking games for me while i was still young
playing mech warrior with him was always a blast

You go, son. You go tell 'em who's boss. The army is for real men like Chelsea "Totally Not A Girly Faggot" Manning who could force an entire enemy platoon to ejactulate without weapon, using only his asshole.

This shit used to get me off when I was a kid. MW2 Mercenaries has all a young boy could want. Fun mechs, giant battles, locational damage, tons of variety, and LOTS of customization. I remember spending hours trying to set up my squad just right.

mfw

Reddit strikes again!

*it's

What's up buddy?

i would

>Welder
>compared to a literal clerk

Sure mate.

Wow you sure know a lot about the armed forces

i mean its a girl so why not

>kneeling and holding a fizzling metal stick against something
Hot, damn. 100% manly shit right there. Those split-second life saving decisions of "bit more to the left. naah, maybe more right even." and that adrenaline pumping flash. Real hardcore.

You should play the best co-op game.

or a good co-op game

The game of teach him how to work, save money, and buy his own shit.

Learning how to function as a member of a team is an integral skill for any member of the workforce.

How old is he? If less than twelve, dome Lego game eould be okay, older must be educated on classics, Heroes III on hot seat is protip.

smiley bird

Thats a cute dog

My dad was doing his residency, I barely remember him before age 13. I do remember feeling super lonely, in a house by myself in the middle of the woods. I'd just play games all night and cry myself to sleep. Wish he never taught me about computers. It was just a distraction, I know that now.

It shouldn't be a game of guess who just to figure out if I want to have sex with someone or not. It's like I'm living in an infomercial full of false advertising.

We're playing escapist 2 on switch and contra on snes classic. He's 8.

Honey select

Artist is Mario

Ayo that's a dude

>Some shit so basic its literally an intro course at most vocational highschools offered all over america
Yeah, you told him. You really are a unique individual with prowess over a set of skills that nobody else has

>kneeling and holding a fizzling metal stick

>mindlessly following orders day in and day out
>drawing all benefits from taxpayer money
>gaining no ability to manage yourself without supervision

You have a strange definition of masculinity.

following orders is peak masculinity. It's something females literally can't do effectively

>I need constant supervision and guidance!
>I'm a man!

>it's a dude
makes it 10 times better

you can do that and play video games too

that sounds like it's your fault if you can't balance video games and a social life

as a kid? Fuck no I couldn't. PS1 was fucking amazing, but looking back I could see how spending those days inside playing those amazing games could've been spent enjoying the fleeting days of my childhood. I could've always gone back and played them later. Of course I was too young to realize that

huniepop

Just take your son out fisting, don't let him become a shut in like the rest of us.

>Just take your son out fisting

a gender yes but which one?

I think he meant fishing.

Do you people seriously not know what a step-son/daughter/parent is?

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not all of us have been cucked like you seem to have

Lego games and Mario Kart should be good enough in my opinion.

What the fuck

Learn to balance both you retards.

Cave Explorer.

>into punk, glitter
Instant garbage.

First of all, let him play outside and don't make him a weirdo like us.

If there's no chance, then Okami, Pikmin, Mario Kart 8 and Kirby games.