DSP Plays Demons’ Souls

In case any of you want to watch the last chance at seeing This Is How You Don’t Play Demons’ Souls, he’s in the mines and playing for about another 90 mons on Twitch

>inb4 stop shilling ecelbs
It’s board culture. Sage the thread, I’m just putting the word out

Huh. What level is he?

LITERALLY ADVERTISING
LITERALLY ADVERTISING
LITERALLY ADVERTISING
LITERALLY ADVERTISING
LITERALLY ADVERTISING

Haven’t been able to tell yet, but not grossly high. Probably between 25-30

About to fight the penetrator

So this is the stealth DSP got fucked in the ass with a strap on by an escort thread, right?

FAKE NEWS
Also, dark world tendency. He’s getting fucked

>4 deaths in 4 minutes

i take it he's playing offline?

this,i'm gonna start shilling my shitty indie game all day everyday if this is allowed

broken sex mechanics wooow

>It's board culture.
What a weird way to come out of the closet.

Wizardry is afoot

>make that 7 in 6
I’m not asking anyone to buy, subscribe or shit, just if you want to watch the last This Is How You Don’t Play Live, there you go
Yes, offline

Did DPS really hire a hooker to be his gf?

Never mind, he’s online

>board culture
So this...is..the power of....reddit

I caught him mentioning that, how playing online is causing his drop in frames. How has he not been invaded yet?

Literally fucking advertising
Fuck off with your cancerous eceleb shit, your retarded niggers peak, and your insufferable newfaggotry

Too low for me to invade. Oh well.

I’ve been watching for 30 minutes and he hasn’t been human once

link?

He has just called DeS bad. What a fucking faggot. And someone in the chat wrote 'Still better than 2' like DeS is really fucking bad and has to be compared with DaS2. God why is he such a cunt and why do people that like him so stupid

>user gets baited on "le angry e-celeb" and makes he watch more of his videos to complain about him
as expected

I’m already on edge here with people saying I’m advertising. It’s in his pinned tweet
Someone just asked if this was his first time playing
>mfw it’s like his 4th

>le
Fuck off reddit

ITT: KF spergs.
The more attention you give him, the more he wins. Years and years and still you don't learn, huh.

would that be Yissa Deep Realms?

Unrelated to the current thread, I really need a picture of Craniax from AGDQ2018

NOT ONLY ADVERTISING HIS CHANNEL BUT HIS TWITTER AS WELL
NOT ONLY ADVERTISING HIS CHANNEL BUT HIS TWITTER AS WELL
NOT ONLY ADVERTISING HIS CHANNEL BUT HIS TWITTER AS WELL
NOT ONLY ADVERTISING HIS CHANNEL BUT HIS TWITTER AS WELL
NOT ONLY ADVERTISING HIS CHANNEL BUT HIS TWITTER ASWELL

That's how it starts, sir. The fever. The rage.

Oh, fuck me. Your autism isn’t out of control. Just don’t come in the thread. This one is about people enjoying watching someone rage at a popular game here

It's okay you can post it, mods dont enforce the rules here (pic related)

I’m bummed I missed the threads here. Work was busy and I didn’t know that it was going on

LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES
LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES
LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES
LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES
LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES

God forbid people enjoy watching a youtuber/streamer. I don't particularly agree to the idea of retards giving out money to him or any youtuber/streamer, but these niggers keep giving him attention.

Good job.

I'm laughing my ass off

Why doesn’t he heal!!!!

>"every enemy has insane attack patterns"
I just beat demon's souls for the first time and never died to any boss because they all have approximately two or three attacks. Literally the easiest souls game.
fuck off nigger

>click his stream
>the first thing I hear is him whining, shitting on his viewers and complaining about dumb shit while not even trying to improve or use his head at all
I've no idea how dsp stalkers bear this shit, I legitimately unironically FEEL worse after watching him for a few minutes

Detractors are retarded. Just let his career die in peace.

>it’s so stupid. It’s just tedious if you don’t grind and get better
>get better
>G E T G U D
He’s learning

>invading in demons souls in 2018
user.. I have some sad news for you

>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome

Surely Boletarian Palace isn't the last world he has to do since he's so underpowered. Why doesn't he just go to a different one?

>It’s board culture.

pigskin honkey cracker spotted

You’re only bumping (even if by proxy by replies). Leave. This isn’t affecting any of your approved threads

DeS kinda sucks compared to the others desu

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Wow you're breaking the rules too, guess you should get banned as well. just fuck off

Are there escort missions in this game?

Is DeS worth playing if I'll have to rely on magic?
I tried dex build but I wasn't gud enuf

>>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
>>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome

>DSP
Who?

He literally has 50 late moon grass and treats it like it's the rarest consumable in any game ever

>dies 20 Times on the same run
>continues to do the same thing
He’s officially insane
>someone gives him advice on lowering (brightening?) world tendency killing executioner Miranda
>I DONT WANT TO GO BACK

>Informing people that this is blatant advertising
>Informing people that this is blatant advertising
>Informing people that this is blatant advertising
>Informing people that this is blatant advertising
>Informing people that this is blatant advertising

>Wow, sure I'm doing a good for the community telling people DSP is streaming
>I'm totally not a retard from kiwifarms
no u

Also
>too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you're seriously fucking retarded.

>Penetrator's theme
This sounds so fucking familiar, isn't there a boss theme in dark souls that sounds literally just like it? Ornstein and Smough maybe?

HE’S LEARNING!!!

I WAS BLAWKING

>Wow, sure am doing good for the community by pretending to be a janitor
>I'm totally not a fucking faggot
I don't know if you're trying to imply that I made a typo or not, but you just made like three

DAMMIT!

stunned couldn't do anything

stoopid game

stoopid fucking game

>dsp thread
>a few people discuss the stream
>one retard wigging out thinking that everyone else in the thread is dsp who is shilling his stream while actively playing live

Why won’t this nigger listen to his chat telling him how to change world tendency?

Never played DeS but he's complaining about taking damage while blocking with shields. Aren't there shields that don't block 100% of magic damage etc? Can he switch to a shield that has different stats and will protect him?

>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

DSP raped and killed a girl in 1990

Ok, Mr. Retard. The only true faggots here are you and your buddies at kiwifarms. You should all focus on constructive things instead of giving a literal narcissist all the attention he wants.
Bravo, kiwispergs. Doing his marketing job for him lmao hahah.

I WAS BLAWKING HWA HAHA KAH-MAAAAN

watching DSP attempt to play video games makes me feel a bit better about myself

>Fucking pussy won’t listen to patches
>gets killed a second later
>A NICE FAIR GAME

...

PATCHED

Exactly! He has played through DeS 3 Times (on his 4th), DS at least 3, then DS2, DS3, and B.B. at least once. And he still doesn’t understand elemental damage

BUGGED CUTSCENE MECHANICS WOOOOOW

Anyone?

No it was bullshit.

bye-ore's shield

S E E T H I N G

So he really got a girlfriend?
and how do you know it was BS?

holy shit, he fell

okay, that was funny

Half-hourly reminder.

Also, why don't we have a spiderman fag to shitpost these treads to hell?

Here’s the “hooker”

And more

looks like a hooker to me, dunno why the "s around it

It's a troll account

The retard who made this account doesn't know sluts at all.

Dump ponies, get Lee in this thread. The sheer amounts of reports he generates are usually enough to sink any thread

Don’t know if you’re memeing, but more escorts will say “No AA” than not, and I’ll bet none would say “nothing but for an entire month”

What the fuck is AA?
Do sluts play Phoenix Wright?

the servers don't works so good apparently

That was great!
>the slow walk off camera into oblivion
That’s why I tune in

hell of a lot of effort for a troll, more likely he hired an escort to pretend to be his gf and cheaped out

“African American” if you see “No AA”, or in black prostitutes’ pages “I Like White Boys, Get Over It”, or “No gangsters” then it means they don’t fuck black dudes (for business)

They probably weren’t just trolling Phil, but scamming gullible men into sending money via PayPal etc to some “Danish Girl” at the hopes of those men getting laid. They just happen to also be Kiwi

DSP trolls are known for that.

>It’s board culture. Sage the thread
Why simple sage when one can report? It's board culture to report, after all.