The critics of this game can make 2 hour videos pointing all the flaws

>the critics of this game can make 2 hour videos pointing all the flaws

>positive reviews are basically "Nintendo always win 10/10"

Really makes me think.

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Odyssoy has too large a rabid aspie fanbase to give it anything less than a 9.8/10

It's definitely the fanbase that cares about the scores, not you autists randomly bringing up scores out of nowhere

Who gives a shit what paid critics think.

You're putting your faith into people who are paid to give good reviews its dogshit

The fact that Nintendo can do better than this and there are a bunch of idiots that care about paid reviews, giving Nintendo free money and no reason to do things better.

>implying I care about what "professional" reviewers and youtube literally whos think

>a bunch of idiots
they aren't idiots, they're paid reviewers

No one likes seeing the same video shelled everyday multiple times from discord fags.

Somebody post the webm

get em sonybros
keep fighting our fight

>pointing all the flaws
>all the flaws
Even though the video is 2 hours long, he is really just repeating himself over and over.
For the length of the video it's really shocking how little he actually covers.

Imagine getting THIS upset that someone didn't like your precious bing bing wahoo simulator

Imagine actually making a 2 hour video that gets completely picked apart by some rando on the internet.

Imagine being so upset about being shit at bing bing wahoo that you make a shitty 2 hour video where you talk about shit that could've been covered in 15 minutes tops

This shit again?

Can we stop shilling that fucking video?

discordfags are pure cancer

>Not spending 7 hours to say a game is alright

>1 autistic person with an opinion means more than hundreds of other reviewers when it fits my narritive

>autistic blowhard takes 2 hours to make a point that could be made in 5 minutes
>butthurt sonyboys shill him on Sup Forums for free

Imagine getting 2 hours worth of upset that people liked the precious bing bing wahoo simulator

>critics of the game are obsessively autistic
>positive reviews are from people who like to have fun

He's smart. He knows exactly what the underage crowd wants to use as bait, hence that finely crafted "it's no masterpiece" title.

Is this considered difficult? I did it on my first try.

How could you even make a 2 hour video praising anything?

>One of those hours is an autistic man crying because he now thinks he has to sit down on every bench in the game

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Is this video the new Ocarina of Time sequelitis where a simple showing of how bad the player is can show how retarded the criticisms are.

NONONONONONONONONONO he was the Chosen One!

Sup Forums is still crying over the reality that Nintendo made - YET ANOTHER - 10/10 genre-defining masterclass in game design.

Give me your tears. They're delicious. They sustain me.

>2 hour video pointing out the flaws
>actually just 20 minute video about flaws, followed by describing every single power moon in the game for an hour and 40 minutes to support a single point
I don't even think the game is that great but that video was way too long for what he actually had to say in it.

SEETHING

>Really makes me think.
As if you ever do.

TLDR:
>mario is for newcomers
>you're just too good
>Mario doesnt usually have a post game (true - so why did they lock away lots of moons behind the post game here?)
>I like it because everything what whimsical and childish
>My opinion is that the levels were original and exciting
>the small levels has a lot of stuff (coins, moons) in them (like he said in the video)
>Moons can be fulfilling despite being copy pasted missions
>I liked looking everywhere for random moons
>your expectations were unrealistic

>completely picked apart
>Imagine being so upset about being shit at bing bing wahoo
Nope, most of the non-arguments in that long post are already adressed in the video,
>Bad
>Collected everything in the game and found it too easy.


Face it, the game is filled with copy pasted shit to do. If you cut out all the copy pasted shit the game would be a loooot shorter.

Than the world.... Is nothing short of dumb. It's like a kids cartoon. The humor is kingergarden-level. There's no lore or detail to speak of.

Man, you didn't even watch the video did you?

>it takes autists hours of effort to make up a reality where Mario Odyssey maybe isn't a masterpiece
>sane people just show you the game and you realize it's a masterpiece immediately
not surprised

>SEETHING
Yeah thats right I'm raging mad. Let me do a quick Google searc- OMG! Guess what? Super Mario Odyssey is still one of the most critically acclaimed games OF ALL TIME. How will I recover?

I watched it on my way home from work. I liked it, because now I got all the grind of playing the actual came condensed into 2 hours. I saw all the bosses, so there's really no reason for me to play it now.

>a rabid aspie
I wouldn't be talking about yourself Eric/blunderfag.

>There is no lore or detail to speak of
Nigger, play the game if you're going to try to shit on it. This is getting pathetic. Lurk or leave.

>some worlds have a single bird that has a moon
>wooow all the moons are copypasted gamesux
pay no attention to all of the door and pipe challenges with variety that always have 2 moons

nobody cares about marios brony

It's almost like reviewers play through the bare minimum of a game to start writing a full review of it to get it on the site in time instead of exploring the flaws of a game.

>Need to herd sheep in two kingdoms with an annoyingly difficult final sheep challenge in a third
COPY PASTED HOLY SHIT

>97 metascore
>Isn't even in the top 10 best selling games of 2017
I am so glad I don't have to defend liking niche games

>nobody cares about marios brony
It must suck thinking you're a gaming fan when you don't actually like video games.

Joseph Anderson made $5000+ from this video alone ;)

no no NO delete this right now

If you need more than 10 min to present your points in a review, it means the person making the review is incompetent and cannot summarize.

Heck if you want a not so glowing review just watch projareds. Its about 20 times shorter and makes a lot of the same points.

>Isn't even in the top 10 best selling games of 2017
The lunched like TWO fucking months ago on a BRAND NEW SYSTEM.

How much a desperate roach are you? Cry some more.

>I watched it on my way home from work.
Sonyboys everybody. They think watching a game = playing a game. They think that because their exclusives are movies, it applies to everything else as well.

Hey you know what else launched two months ago?

COD WW2

It is the best selling game of 2017 ;)

>it's a Joseph fanboy tries to shill his cuck overlord episode

>Joseph Anderson made $5000+ from this video alone ;)
From desperate roaches needing comfort.

>he had trouble with the sheep sections
oh, so you're just really shit at videogames then?

>too dumb to make an eloquent argument so he rambles on for 2 whole fucking hours

really makes you think

And what did it launch on? A multi plat game game with hundreds of millions of an install base. Your desperation is hilarious.

>muh sales!

lmao

>Isn't even in the top 10 best selling games of 2017
If it's not its close and is only beat out by Zelda and a bunch of other multiplats.

"Mario doesn't have a post game" ignores the last two entries in the series (3D Land and World) having vastly superior post games to Odyssey

*talks about dark souls for no reason*

Yes, muh sales. If Mario is good why can't it outsell other games?

Sup Forums's asshole has been blasted so thoroughly when does it end?

>popularity = quality

Skyrim confirmed for GOAT

Its sold over 5m copies as of Dec. 12.

Why do care how much money he made off this video?

Skyrim has a 96/100 on metacritic, but it doesn't matter because it sold more than super meerio ;)

The fun part is his whole video is just
>This feature was actually pretty great
>But I liked it better in the older Mario :(

>popularity=quality
PUBG confirmed GOAT

NOTHING I COULD DO

>If Mario is good why can't it outsell other games?
Becuse it came on as an exclusive on fucking brand new system which isn't even a year old yet. What don't you understand? Do you want to go an add up all the sales of Mario games for the past 31 years? I already know the answer I just want to save you embarrassment of humiliating you.

You didn't have trouble? The sheep like to go where they want sometimes.

Yeah great argument. Mario doesn't even have half decent characters, the basis of any storytelling. They are all one-dimensional. Characters and world is of course closely tied together, because people make most of the world. Anyways the world consists of magical sets from toddler cartoons.

>a single bird
If you watched the video you'd know how many copy pasted moons there were.

oops I almost replied to a bait post

Yep, it is better because it sells more. PUBG will be remembered as the game of the generation while people already forgot about "Mario's sunshine"

>comicbook.com/gaming/2017/12/12/super-mario-odyssey-best-seller-nintendo-switch/
>4 million sold in 5 weeks
>5 million sold as of December 12, 2017
>Best-selling game on the console so far

>lol why didn't it sell

The only thing that matters is if you enjoyed the game or not, who gives a shit about critics shitting on or praising a game unless you're a shit poster?

>storytelling can only be a cinematic narrative

>Yeah great argument
I don't see any arguments from you. I see you screaming out buzzwords with no arguments behind them
>KIDS CARTOON AHH REE

>muh excuses
Face it, pubg is at least 400% better cuckboi

I said a single bird in some worlds, as in multiple. I don't have to know this by watching the video because I played the game.

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>If you watched the video you'd know how many copy pasted moons there were.
no you wouldn't, because he describes any moons that fit into an arbitrary 'category' of his own design as being copy/pasted. Despite every world's koopa race being significantly different from one another, the bosses and story missions all being entirely different, the minigames all being unique,etc. etc. the fact that they can be reduced to that basic concept was all he needed to call them copy/paste.

PUBG has sold over 30 million copies in less than a year. Literally nobody cares about Mario. The people have spoken and they have chosen PUBG

It's not even better than Splatoon

>Face it, pubg is at least 400% better cuckboi

>This goal post moving
It's incredible watching you damage control.

remember when Sup Forums didn't care about reviewsites? now you literally have infopics prepared to show how good your taste is because you're THAT desperate for validation. you're either underage or started coming on Sup Forums within the past 3 years.

either way, kill yourself. your game is shit.

>no argument
LOL, just accept that sales = quality and thus, mario is extremely shitty because noone bought it

It is it's the best game ever the attention to detail of the world, the gameplay and the story all come together to create a masterpiece.

>chinese
>people

It's not Dark Souls 2 so it's shit - Joseph "Controls aren't real" Hamsterson

>Sales = quality
Oh goody, I can move the goalposts now. So, what should we estimate Mario's total lifetime sales to? 200 million?

>kill yourself. your game is shit.
Let me guess, you don't own a Switch. Could that be influencing your opinion I wonder?

What? They literally go exactly where you heard them to, if you had trouble with the sheep you’re as bad as this webm

nigga i could write a 10 minute script on why mario is the best video game ever then waffle on for an extra 1:50 minutes doesn't mean my opinion is right

>They go exactly where you heard them to
No, they really don't. They go in the opposite direction of where you are. Sometimes they go further then where you intended
>Comparing the difficulty of herding sheep on tiny as fuck platforms to an autist that can't walk a fucking circle
Nigger fuck off.

The only sony product I ever owned was a phone

Cool strawman. You still need a interesting world in a game weather it is forced narrative or not. Especially in a game that's supposedly about exploration.

>PUBG got outsold by Mario on consoles
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its good
but 64 IS still the king

how the hell did they perfect an entire genre on the first go?

Try 500 million.

Well, I guess that proves it. Mario is better than PUBG.

Pokemon is also the highest-grossing media franchise of ALL TIME, beating out fucking Star Wars.

Nintendo just can't not win, baby!