Choice

Which one?

PS4

neither

Right one, duh. How can grey joycons bing bing wahoo?

Right one and PC

i chose left because my girlfriend got the colored ones and i always get the darker/monochromatic versions of nintendo consoles.
looks pretty nice with the dark theme

Left. Because I am serious business. My nephew has the right and I am jelly as fuck

Yellow

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Had to get the right because it was the only one left at gamestop.

>tfw wanted the left so normies wouldn't recognize my bing bing wahoo machine

If you have any intention to play local multiplayer get all colored joycons and all of different colors, the switch recognizes them and it makes an easier job to organize a group so that people recognize where they are during menus

hey that's a pretty good tip

The neon yellow one

Right because I re-painted them green and purple anyhow.

thanks doc. almost missed my dose

Left, right is ugly, is ugly^2

Neither. Get Labo.

the neons look bad in photos but are really nice in person. they have a super matte finish and just look really rich in color more than neon.

Left because you can customize them with any color skin or accessory and they'll always match.

>bought right as console
>bought some gray joycons
>buying pink and green joycons as soon as I see them for sale

Stop being poor

Pictured left is a joy con
Pictured right is s soy con
Know the difference.

Right. I like the toy-ish look and it's better for multiplayer.

Gray. If I'm gonna go colors then that motherfucker better be translucent.

Grey

I like the neons just to tell the difference at a glance between the left and right one. I don't really give a fuck if it looks garish, I didn't buy my switch as an art piece

Both honestly. I'm ditching my greys as soon as black joycons are available. The Switch is very sleek looking, I have no idea why they have to shit it up with tacky colors

>Buying extra joycons because of how they look and now to play games with friends and family

both reasons nigga

I think the grey's fine aesthetically. Black would be good too but grey works.

Go whirr yourself

I'm afraid they won't do them because they're the dev kit color

It sure does look perfect though

Lame. But yeah, it's pretty sexy.

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Neon

Only autist who play in public like pathetic menchildren would care about this.

My Switch is perma docked.

I went with the grey because pic related was leaked right before the Switch presentation. I loved it and still do but it never came out where I live, unfortunately. It wouldn't have gone with the neon joycons so I got grey. I would've rather had the neon ones, though.

Literally could not care less

My Switch is a glorified handheld. I haven't even unwrapped my dock from the box.

>glorified
It is a handheld. I don't think you know what that word means. Glorified console is more appropriate

This but unironically. Like what's even the point of the grey one? Want to look more mature by hiding it with your PS4?

Purple and green

>I haven't even unwrapped my dock from the box.

Don't, is a piece if shit cheap plastic. My Switch shakes every time I fap.

>glorified handheld
its just a handheld fammo, no glory involved

It's a hybrid that can be either/or depending on how it's used, and quite frankly i see no point in arguing semantics.

>Want to look more mature by hiding it with your PS4?
It's called taste. Neon pink and blue are a fucking eye sore. I got a launch unit and it was all they had so I got it but I traded my joycons for greys as soon as I could because I couldn't stand looking at it

I wanted the grey one but Neon was $100 cheaper so I got that

It's a handheld that can be connected to a TV, kinda like your phone

That Y button is the completely wrong shade

>Neon pink
Colorblind?

SPBP

>bought these because I thought they would look cool
>putting them on is literally like putting a Swiss watch back together

I didn't expect this to be fucking hard.

If the dock added computational power I'd agree it's in a grey area, but it only provides the mechanism for adding a HDMI port. The PSP also had A/V output and could be used on a TV and no one called it a home console. The defining factor of both is a self-contained portable system. They're handhelds.

opposite for me when I had gotten my switch
I did get some red/blue joy con gel grips though, they feel really nice, but I only use my pro controller now that I had purchased that

>I haven't even unwrapped my dock from the box
Me neither, and I haven’t even taken it outside the house. Handhelds are just comfy

>taste
LMAO. It's a game console, you use it to play games not to fit in the living room home deco. Just store it in your room in a cupboard if you don't want to leave it out because you're ashamed of bing bing wahoos.

Neon """"red"""" looks like hot pink in reality
I have perfect color vision, I've tested myself with the Munsell Hue test

>not to fit in the living room home deco
Of course that's not why I bought it, but that's what it also has to do. I'm not ashamed of my hobby. I like things to look nice and the neon Switch is gaudy as fuck.

Does the paw really grant wishes or is that just a myth?

See, this guy gets it. Honestly, I bought mine for the prospect of it being a Vita 2.0 more than anything. Regardless of how you feel about its games, that was a pretty damn good handheld in its own right.

>they play in handheld mode

I'm usually one for muted, neutral tech aesthetics, but light gray looks like ass. So unless becomes available at some point, going to have to go with right.

>Neon pink
I have bad news for you user

I prefer handheld mode, but mario odyssey locks a bunch of moves behind the waggle controls

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That's pretty cool.

I've never understood the absolute infatuation with playing on TVs. I've always liked handhelds just as much, if not moreso than consoles.

The neon ones look ugly as fuck.

This but the other way around.

True but 1.) you can play with the joycons detached and 2.) you can just shake the console itself in handheld mode. Granted, 2 isn't exactly ideal but you're still not locked out of the waggle, for better or worse.

>have lots of downtime at work
>I literally get paid to play my Switch and do mediocre work

I seriously hope you guys do this.

much like the thread title says... "choice".
You can do whatever pleases you. Personally, I change it up between the two, but it's kind of an ass having to move the charging cable if the battery is low and I want to play in bed or something.

Pic related > grey/yellow >>>> neon

Was gonna get colored ones but the gray was $50 cheaper at the time and I didn't realize how goddamn expensive joycons were gonna be.

I switched my preorder to neon when I saw it was up. I don't regret anything.

colored ones so it doesn't show the grease from my fucking disgusting hands

it's cool to play when you should be sleeping

I see no hear no evil

>bought the grey one
>kinda wish I went for the Mario edition for the red ones
>don’t even intend to get mario

That's clearly lime green

>it's cool to play when you should be sleeping
Called your mom, expect to have your Switch confiscated soon

What position is best for playing Switch while laying on bed?

you should have told her to fucking help me stop playing runescape and do my fucking homework

On your back or Indian position

How old are you?

don’t summon him, fool!

I lie on my stomach and turn my head to the right

Yellow switch

I've got a couple positions I like.
a) lay on stomach, tuck pillow under chin. Neck gets sore after a while.
When it does,
b) jam pillow against wall, flip over and play with switch on stomach.

>bought the grey one with Mario $20 cheaper than the mario bundle
>Also got another $20 discount
>Save even more money because I don't have to buy a trenchcoat to match my edgelord gameboy

My arms get so sleepy when I try playing while laying down. I must have poor circulation, I'm not even fat.

they're yellow in person. but they are closer to a green-yellow than an orange-yellow. think a lemon popsicle more than a lemon.

Kingdom Battle or Disgaea 5? Which is more fun?

Being fat makes it harder cut off blood flow, the problem is you’re a skinny cunt

Why wouldn't I play handheld? I basically never use it on my TV -- the switch is a dogshity, weak console, while it's a decently powerful handheld.

I wanted neon but I bought grey because it was a preorder and neon had already sold out. I guess it doesn't matter, I use pro controller anyways.

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Makes me think they're saving yellow for some kind of pikachu edition

I got it fully expecting to regret it because the screen would be too small and the graphics a pixelated mess, but it’s actually awesome imo.

Still haven’t tried docked mode, but as a handheld, it blew my mind.

I wanted Red and Blue but the place I ordered it from wasn't getting any in for another week and I wanted my Switch as fast as possible so I settled for the grey ones. I'm trying to find a way to change the colors without damaging the circuits inside the joy-cons, I'm dead clumsy.

The right because it's goofy like the glorious purple lunchbox

It'll be a JPN exclusive, while we get a slightly-lighter-gray set with SNES buttons in NA. I'm fuckin calling it right now.