Meanwhile in female Sup Forums

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I wish I was at home playing video games.

I want to fuck 2b

I want to fuck a boy (female)

I can't stop thinking about cocks!

Nothing has changed.

Ughhh what are good games to play on my period?

>he likes 3DPD men
lmao

I'm actually a man. Don't try to hit on me ladies, I'm already taken.

This. Why wasn’t I just born a fucking woman? I’m not gonna transition or anything but fuck me things would be a lot simpler.

PECS OR GTFO

post balls or leave

DICK or GTFO.

>tfw no bf (female)

Any cute boys here play smash bros? I like Peach because she's so cute and her downsmash SLAYS oh my gawd

God, Stacy is such a bitch, all she does is laugh and say "who wants to fuck a gamer girl? hahahahahah", fuck her, who wants to fuck a dumb bimbo....Ugh, if only I could get a guy who's faithful and not some dick-brained idiot who instantly goes after hot ass when he sees it.

WASHINGTON

Im a MANNNNNNNNN GAMER But that doesn't mean im looking for someone. Im already taken. But i always love using my deep voice on VOIP ;)

People that want to gift me free things are always welcome.

puyallup

>btw I'm a byo
Kill yourself already, no one gives a fuck that you have a penis

Dick or GTFO. There aren’t any men on the internet.

step aside for a real QUEEN bitch.

Claim your husbando before he is taken

I play Fire Emblem.

This thread is just like the imageboard in VA11-Hall-A desu.

>Game has a male or female option as your protagonist
>Choose male
You don't actually do this, Sup Forums, right? Or are you actually gay?

I guess,
Damn this pic leaves me moist.

MY VAGINA

I want to make som quick bucks and ive heard virgins shower you in money is you stream with alittle bit of cleaveage and do some squats every donation. Any tips?

>yfw women Sup Forums is more tolerable then regular Sup Forums

OMG I was, like , playing this game, and people were not paying attention me? What the fuck? They shouldn't be able to do that? This is why I can't get a good job even though I have a folkoric dance degree, Oh my god.

t. I've never talked to a real woman in my life

post bawls pl0x

It would be more passive aggressive. They'd post at you like they do on /qa/ where they don't actually quote your post in any way.

I can't get through this Panda

Isnt there enough arguing here already?

>he will never be real
Why live?

Yami stole my heart and i have a thing for guys Like Toshiki kai.

Any of you gals ever play Zelda? Oracle of Time is my favorite :)

user asked me if I had a steam account. What a loser.
Oh well, time for my gangbang.

NO FUCK YOU ZELDA SUCKS EVERYTHING SUCKS I HATE EVERYTHING HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I have the credentials to get a law degree
Im currently seriously considering it.

Fucking women shitting up on this board because your all no life beta virgin weak queen-cucks. I bet you can't even get a guy like me.

The Omega Metroid is the greatest boss in the Metroid franchise.

you ever get wet playing god of war?

We need to stop those stupid boys from playing videogames all day long. I know, how about we vacuum clean the moment they pick up a controller?

Obviously,

>booblet pretending to be a dude
Let me guess, you also walk around with a pair of socks stuffed in your jeans and try using a growly voice pretending that you're actually a man.

STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND GIVE ME YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND YOUR PURSE BITCH!

god won't you nerds SHUT UP about those stupid video game girls and give me some attention. lol virgin losers

My life is completely devoid of any meaning, but I'm too lazy to find meaning myself so I'm just going to ruin other peoples past time for attention,

Ridley is more well known than a metroid boss.

What are some good games to play on your period?

sorry cunts, I only like fellow brethrens.

>"come here, comrade"

I love Junko!

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Nah, ill let god of soy and his wifes son go on their adventures
Im not really feeling it

ridley is a metroid boss.

You should use my good boy system. Everytime he does something nice like chores, give me gifts, suprise me (in a good way) he gets one sticker star. These Stickers can be traded in for video gaming time, or anything of sexual nature.

Stickers can be taken away if he does something he is not allowed to do, or suprises me (in a bad way).

Where is dad going? He is coming back, right?

>tfw no 200 lbs muscled THICC daddy to abuse and control you and treat you more like a personal pet than a human being
>tfw the man is probably a Meninist and probably gay

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Well, maybe something rage inducing

I'M GONNA LICK CLOUD'S ABS

"I play as the male character to look at their muscles"
I really hope you ladies dont do this

itt: you first vidya crush
shadow the hedgehog

i dont actually like video games. i'm just here because i know there are a lot of cute boys here

>HEY GIRLS I'M TOTALLY A GIRL PLEASE ACCEPT ME I HAVE A VAGINA SEE IT'S EVEN BLEEDING WHICH MEANS I'M ON MY PERIOD!

What would the male equivalent of a "roastie" be?

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I mean a Metroid species boss
Plus metroid prime is way better than the omega metroid as a boss.

Why is ffxiv the best mmo ever?

>Sup Forums acting natural

Do you think he's uncut?

>Faggot son starts playing videogames
>Start vacuum cleaning to ruin his fun

Traps are not gay you faggots
The pussy only makes it better

chad

Dagas more like datass. I can't believe these faggot SJW meninist reviewers docked Xenoblade 2 points for Rex's delicious exposed thighs

Anyway, who's your bladebando?

Am I still gay for liking shota?

>nonvirgin
Get out of here, hag.

yass slay XD
i want to murder every cunt that says yass

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GODDAMNIT WHY DO ALL THE GOOD MEN TURN OUT TO BE HOMOSEXUALS!? FUCKING GIVING MEN'S RIGHTS TO BE GAY WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE GODDAMNIT!

I dont,

Ew i dont really find muscles to look good at all. I prefer the tall and skinny guys (if they have a lot of money) lol

>tfw hitachi wand broke

Only if it's a masculine pussy

So we're all going to go to chad's place later right?
I'd rather be in a relationship with him and 9 other girls than be with a beta.

Most just play as whatever looks cute/sexy just like guys do.

No that's not what I meant. You know how roastie is used for a used up whore's vagina that looks like an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich, well what term would be used for a used up manwhore's penis?

whirrposting is gold

No it isn't

Im so sorry, r9gay, i failed you.

I got assfucked by a man

You can take your phazon bs somewhere else.

Alvis

hey girls how do I get my dad to punish me and fuck me hard against my will? I tried wearing skirts and licking lollipops infront of my dad but all he did was told me to stop trying to look like a prostitute and go back to my room and read a bible as a punishment.

How did you get your dad to fuck you?

>my dad is 210lbs 7 feet tall and lifts heavy wrights and eats red meats all the time

How about those the sims games

>Not keeping your virginity
It's like you don't even want to become a sorceress.

>You can take your phazon bs somewhere else.

If you find a way to get his dick in your mouth, he wont stop you.

hands are way better anyways