Show me a good time Jack!

Show me a good time Jack!

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What did he mean by this?

In
The butt

´do some weed, go to the fair, ride bumper cars and eat lobsters and beer

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STANDING HERE

why do gays have to ruin absolutely fucking everything

I REALIZE

Butthurt lol

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

Because they can't form meaningful, lasting relationships.

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

stfu
mgr is literally homoeroticism: the game

>Forming a meaningful, lasting relationship with a woman

WHAT'S RIGHT FROM WRONG

Miller and BB liked to fight each other naked.

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

A relationship with a woman has certain waypoints that kick off new stages of maturity and mutual personal development, mainly because you can actually have a child. Gay relationships are linear as fuck. I've never known a gay dude to do more than date multiple men at the same time and never really get anywhere, except for one pair who stayed together for married university tenure benefits.

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

MGR 2 fucking never

I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH

>MGS is literally homoeroticism: the series
Fixed that for you.

God I fucking loved the campiness. They really bought things back after the train wreck that was MGS4. They nailed it so well I didn't even care about the complete change of genre.

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAA-A-AME.

Played college ball you know

THE WORLD HAS TURNED

ok

*takes you to hang out at dave and busters*
*wraps it up by eating a Pizza from Pie Guys then going to see the new Jumanji movie which is actually half decent*

AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED

AND SO MUCH STUFF BURNED

AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED

BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAAAAME

YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND

I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN

YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND

BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD

>mainly because you can actually have a child
Having a kid is not a political statement Sup Forums

BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAND

I said my sword was a tool of justice...

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TRY UNIVERSITY OF DELICIOUS

>And besides this isnt my kazoo
youtube.com/watch?v=12YDaPbSWCw

This entire game is fucking cringy. Fucking cringy grinning villains, cringy edge-lord MC, cringy side-kick dog, cringy senator villain boss, cringy music.
And I fucking love it. If you're going to do edgy cringe, pack that shit in tightly enough and it'll turn out fucking awesome. Shame a sequel will never come to.

AND THIS ISN'T MY SPOON

PARMSTRONG

RAIDEN MADE ME LEMONADE

>tfw sequel was cancelled by Konami
>no more Mr Good Time forever

I'd at least settle for a current gen port.

I wanted Armstrong to succeed

>Has the worst boss fight of the game

Sam was probably going to come back in the sequel regardless, seeing as how his body was the only one not cut to ribbons and the technology could allow it

>cut wolf in literallt 568 parts
>Hey doktor i got a cool robot for you to check out
>Ok if its not too fucked up bring it ill fix it

I think with Blade Wolf they just took out his "brain" and put it in a new body since with robots the body's not important and he does look entirely different after

Sam would win if it was a official sanctioned match and not a fight to the death.

>Buy Revengeance on sale
>Still dont play it for years
>Finally actually install Revengance and put the shortcut in the middle of my desktop
>Still dont boot it up for about two months
>Every Revengeance thread just reminds me that i still havent played it even though its right there

This is kind of silly at this point

Not to mention Armstrong's metal gear, he just walks out of that thing and it's mostly intact after you cut it to pieces.

How are you going to feel if you play it and it's terrible?

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full pic?

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke.

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I COULD MAKE A FEAST FOR TWO.
WITH MY BARE HANDS

Can you actually save the civilians?

no, they just put in those scenes to make you feel bad about them dying

Yes, get good.

hmmmmm.....

There's an achievement for it.

Spam emp grenades/smoke grenades

But those things aren't swords.

Do you want to save the civies or not?

I thought I did. I guess my sword isn't a tool for justice after all.

MOOOOO!

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A BRAVE NEW WORLD RISING

Who did a comfy full codec run? Theres codec even middle boss battle at each stage of the fight

>spins around mid kick, oneshotting you
pshh nothin personell

I saved that achievement for a comfy run, all that trivia talk is super chill.

>people still think a sequel isn't possible
>when the literal reason a sequel didn't happen is become Platinum hated Kojima's nanomachine zombie idea
It's possible Konami will contract them maybe

You can blade mode while slide kicking.
Use it to take out the ones surrounding the civilian and get some distance between you so the others shoot away from him. Then kill what's left fast.