Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

they are all boring and shit

Penny > Abigail > Leah > Haley > Emily > Maru

>not playing as a girl and stealing haley away from johnny quarterback

>Get the game
>Meet Robin
>Want to stick my dick in Robin
>She's married to a black dude and has the ugliest mix race kid alive with him by the time you move in

she's probably suicidal and likes cutting herself

pic is the real perfect stardew girl

haha racism

>tfw the dev never added the ability to marry people already in a relationship like he said he would

You say that but I was planning on sticking my dick in "Robin but brown" until I actually saw Maru.

>Interracial sex that doesn't produce a mixed goddess
Honestly, what a waste.

>playing westaboo harvest moon

if only
>Emily that low
this too bad you can marry her via mods

Because that's how she was designed

Have you all joined the church of Yoba?
It's the only church which is Youth Oriented & Bydlo Approved!

They are all so god damn lacklustre!

>default portrait
download a mod then come back

>Already implied she cucks Pierre with the wizard
>Still can't fuck her yourself
Is there any mod that let's me fuck the married women in this game?

Doesn't she cheat on you with Sam while Vincent sees them going at it in a tree? Why would you want that?

>marrying any of those boring girls
>not making the "baby room" into a wine cellar
Pathetic.

Didn't the Dev answer this and say they were just climbing in trees, and Penny is too polite to say no?

Objectively wrong.

The correct would be

Abigail > Emily > Leah > Penny > Maru > Haley

Both of you are wrong.

Give me one reason to not download this mod and marry Alex.

reddit is probably more up your alley.

They really dropped the ball when it came to girls and boys to marry.

Hi I'm Daisy

You could marry Sebastian. Although either of them work.

The first time met Abigail she said she was worried she might be pregnant or something so I dropped her like a rock.

>Not stealing johnny quarterback away from haley

Jas > all

Nah the kid isnt his. If you go into their bedroom and examine the bookshelf, it has a book on how to handle 2nd marriages and stepsons.

>Abigal
>the purple-haired fatso who spergs out when her father asks if she can help around the house
No

Haha, anyone who doesn't like racism is reddit!

friendly reminder that child-making text is hard coded into the game
if you're playing as a male you'll still be adopting, if you're playing as a female they'll get you pregnant
enjoy your tranny waifus

Initial thought too, but she came around with further relationship

Sup Forums has never cared about racism. Take it somewhere else, fagtron

Is it just me or the bachelors and bachelorettes are boring in the game? Im at the end of the first year and undecided to marry.

>Sup Forums has never cared about racism
Now I know you're trolling. Pretty uncreative, if you ask me. Just shouting "reddit" and baseless
contrary opinions.

Is resetera down for maintenance or something. Just go back to whichever hovel you seeped out from.

Take it to rtd try hard

lol!! of course Sup Forums the ultimate secret underground hive mind club i forgot nigger nigger niggger spic lol *posts frog*

Anyone who didn't marry Penny is a massive faggot.

>Just go back to
>Leave
>Get the fuck out
>[redirect]
Are there replies with any less effort put into them than these?

>no good shota mod to marry Vincent
Why did I even waste my time then?!

She is easypickings. If you want a challenge you go Haley. You have to tame that wild spirit out of her. Penny is just desperate to get out of her trailer.

don't forget to screencap this epic BTFO and post it on r/Sup Forums for some epic upvotes bro!

That's WHY you go for Penny you nerd. You want to rescue her from her shitty life and make her truly happy with you on your farm.
Plus, lets be honest, Haley has had at least 200 miles of cocks inside her. Penny is pure n shit.

Why are bachelors so shit in these games?

haley is pure
she's far too absorbed in shopping and consumerism to worry about dick until you roll around

>marrying a literal gold digger
She can stay in her trailer for all I care.

A gold digger would just take your money. Penny would love you even if you were a poor nigga because she's loyal and pure like that.

Game was made by a man. Men dont know what women want. Fucking fabio is one of the bachelor's. What woman wants to be thinking about belieivng it ain't butter when they trying to romance a dude.

>i want to marry a girl to save her from her shitty life because its the only way i can feel useful to anyone

>Not wanting the nicest person on earth to live a happy life.
Faggot

Is Penny the canon relationship in this game?

Really want to make a new save on this (haven't beat it yet) but have steeled myself to wait for the update.
Any day now.

What's even the point of arguing over waifus? Everyone should just be happy that they made their wife happy :3

But you are never poor in this game. You have a huge ass property the size of the town she lives in.

Damn. This made me warm and fuzzy inside.
I like you user, we can be friends.

It's not enough that my waifu and I are happy, others must suffer.

Not having a perfect set of anime portraits will forever be a pet peeve of mine.

>implying

My girlfriend married him so there's that

I agree, other than the rare exception in a few games I truly believe everyone should be happy with their waif. With those exception? "You can do better"

it wasn't a joke, it was an opinion
nigger

Sup Forums likes her because red hair

How do I divorce Leah

if the game would run, this would be nice. BUt I cant recommend the game. THe game crashes every 10 minutes. Devs cant code are too stupid to choose a by default stable and easy engine like flash...

Man how i hate his game. fucking trash in the most real meaning. Waste of my money and harddrive space...

>flash
>stable

not even good bait

ok retard

...

With your axe.

what the fuck

fpbp

why are these type of game never able to create characters with a personality?

best girl