Walkthrough video

>walkthrough video
>HEEEY WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY

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>let the bodies hit the floor
>Notepad
>let the bodies hit the floor
>hello, today im gonna show yoi
>let the bodies hit the floor
>hello today im gonna show yo
>let the bodies hit the...
>hello, today im gonna show you
>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>any video
>HEY ITS YA BOY

Sup Forums - Video Games

>go outside
>"WHAT UP EVERYBODY IT'S YA BOI"

>walkthrough video
>HEEEY WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY
>stops talking after two minutes and the entire walkthrough is silent

009 sound system 2008 club pengiun notepad tutorial with unregistred hypercam

unregistered hypercam 2

>go t meg
>go to crohasit

>walkthrough video

>MundaneCuck?

>guys not allowed tops off on Twitch while there is literally a cunt in just a bra streaming

> ITS YA BOY (NAME YOU WILL NEVER REMEMBER)

>open video
>"HEY"/"HELLO"/"WHAT'S UP" or any variation thereof
>close video
Nope. You get one chance and you blew it.

It's like people who start letters with "I am writing this letter to..."
Bitch I know you're writing a letter. Get to the fucking point.

You don't start an essay with "Dear Professor, I am writing this essay to convince you that MGS2 is a good game."
You start with "MGS2 is a good game."

Except you can do even more with that opening sentence because it's not cluttered up with a pointless introduction.

To bring this back to ecelebs:
>"HEY YOUTUBE, WHAT'S UP? IT'S GAMESUCKER4000 HERE BRINGING YOU A REVIEW OF THEY ARE BILLIONS."
Becomes
>"They Are Billions is part throwback to early RTS games, part desperately needed modern retouch of classic mechanics, and part pure nostalgia for people like me who grew up playing Starcraft base-building custom maps trying to arrange everything just right."

One opening is for children. The other is for autists.

>look up longplay on youtube
>WHAT IS UP, YOOTOOB, IT'S YA BOY JAMALMARQUIUS AND TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE REACTING TO...

>addresses audience
>REEEEEEEE

>twitch girl video
>she actually plays the game and doesn’t do anything sexually suggestive

I agree user, you really are autistic.

>youtuber mentions anything that could imply in any way any type of interaction with me, myself and i, the viewer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I agree, user, you really are autistic.*

>walkthrough video
your fault for killing the exploration part of the game

>"hey guys, what's up?"
>actually pauses giving you time to answer

I agree, user; you really are autistic.**

yeah,burgerstan tween youtubers are the most annoying

Rebecca136

do they really have to use the same fucking sentence that has been used by a shitload f youtubers?

This fucked me up when I first saw my younger cousins watching Dora the Explorer.

>Don't forget to HIT that like button!
>Don't forget to PUNCH that like button!
>Don't forget to SMASH that like button!

>watching walkthough videos
kill you're self
>B-B-BUT I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE GAME IS LIKE
then you would have skipped to the middle of the video instead of watching it from the beginning

>interaction
>with a pre-recorded video
Stop deluding yourself. They're not your friends. They don't even know you exist.

>looking up a walkthough.

Fucking children. You deserve your fate.

There's only so many ways you can say "hello" to somebody you fucking autist. Do you get mad at your friends as well if they ask you "what's up"?

hate to break it to you bro, but you're clearly autistic

Meh I'm grateful for them even if they are a bit on the autistic socially awkward nerdy side.

>Don't forget to violently desecrate and rape the shit out of that like button until there's no life left in it
These youtubers are fucking degenerates

I know that and never implied otherwise. Stop projecting, shithead.

>walkthrough video
>starts with guy explaining for 5 mins why he hasn’t been uploading
>only has like 6 subscribers
>doesn’t talk for the rest of the video
It’s like these people think that they are the only ones who are making a walkthrough for a game

>watching walkthroughs in the first place
You deserve it

That makes my heart sad ;_;

I agere: user ;yo ure a lll a re yuaitsci

>don't forget to give this video a like and hit that subscribe button please share this with your friends you can check me out on twitter and facebook peace out

>walkthrough video
>its a lets play
>its a blind lets play so they can't walk you through anything in the first place
These people need to fucking die, and not just for people looking for walkthroughs but for people who enjoys LPs like some sort of loser like me

***

>watch walkthrough for chapter that I'm stuck at
>"hello youtube welcome to my walkthrough of GAME! in this episode *major spoiler* blah blah blah"

>Hey guysb :D
>sorry for not making videos lately
>incoherent ramble
>half way through video shows relevant part

>open video
>HEY WHAT'S UP TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING AT...
>15 second channel network intro
>15 second personal intro

personally i blame shane dawson, he made the idea of talking to the camera like it was person popular back in 2008

>getting stuck at a video game
>getting mad because a walkthrough spoils what happens in that part of the game
Go and stay go

>not sure how to do X
>look up video
>"How to do X Walkthrough"
>video is 48 minutes long
>doesn't do X until 40 minutes in

...

>open walkthrough
>no "HELLO YOUTUBE"
>does it too fast for you to see

>open up 5 min video about some item in a game
>the first 2 minutes is the 1 minute long intro and the guy standing still explaining what the video is about

>implying I'm autistic enough to finish point and click adventure games without getting stuck

>a bra isn't a top

its the worst. stop talking snub this isnt twitch

>walkthrough video
>English accent

Uhm what? Ever watch TV? The presenter of the 8 o clock news always says "goedenavond" (good evening). It is basic courtesy.

>being autistic enough to play point and click adventure games in the first place

>I Have No Brain and I Must Post

that girl was literally perfect

>Intros that take longer than 5 seconds

>3 minute video
>a full 2 minutes of introduction bullshit
>talking about the channel on a video that is probably only being watched because of a specific part of a game by someone who doesn’t give two shits about the channel
>30 seconds prolonging the wait for the part you want to see
>30 second clip showing what you actually came here for

Fuck youtube

>playthrough video w/ no commentary
>20 views
why is the world like this

>Hamburger Video
>Nothing but clapping

>being autistic enough to play games in the first place

>comma splice

>pussy punctuation

I agree, user. You really are autistic***

I'm not, I just shitpost about them on this board.

>click tutorial video
>youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

>minute long dubstep swirly text graphic intro

>10 minute video
>6 minutes of it is him talking about his future plans for the channel

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT A VIDEO BY ITSELF

REEE

>USING LOW CAPS LETTERS LIKE A BETA
I AGREE. user. YOU REALLY ARE: AUTISTIC. ****

you guys realize you can skip parts of video, right?

>order pizza
>open door for pizza boy
>WHAT IS UP PIZZA NATION IT'S YA BOY COMING AT YA WITH ANOTHA PIZZA

>being triggered

>"In this video, I'll be explaining..."
>explains it

>needing walkthroughs
git gud you sad fucks

I unironically like this tune

I'd tip extra

>6 hour long review of Mario
>"When I was a young boy I remember opening my christmas present, which turned out to be a Nintendo 64..."

>eat pizza
>halfway through, the pizza box closes and i have to stare at the ad on the top of the box for 1 minute before i can continue eating

>food analogies

>playing through game
>look up OST on youtube
>Recommended Videos: (one of the main character name) DEATH SCENE

>get free pizza
>to get more ingredients you have roll the ingredients roullete

it's a matter of principle
it's misleading and annoying

it's like if you bougt a hamburger and the outer part is something completely horrid tasting and unexpected intentionally done by the producer to promote their new thing. you can just cut it off, you know

>5min video
>half of it is the guy shilling a new razor or shampoo or something

>looking up game while playing through it
Brought this upon yourself

>Danganronpa

>Walkthrough video of a stealth game
>player desn't even use the stealth mechanic
>he just kills as quickly and loudest as possible

>buy hamburger
but you aren't paying anything for the videos

>2 minute video
>17 seconds animation of their channel logo with loud sound effects as intro

Fuck

>you don't need walkthroughs if you don't play any games

>insert colored person pointing at his brain with a sly smile on his face meme

You might be autistic.

>start video
>ten second intro featuring wubstep and freecam shots of the game through various filters
>facecam appears in corner of either some soyboy or an overweight teenager wearing a baseball cap and multiple layers of shirts sitting in a chair that looks like a race car seat
>proceeds to narrate the video with grossly exaggerated reactions while constantly name dropping the developers as if he knows them personally
>video ends with him asking people to give their opinions in the comment section and to like favorite and subscribe to this channel
>the up next video in the playlist is an opinion piece of the streamer talking about political issues over a gameplay video

a walkthrough should be an informative playthrough of the game that shows where everything is with no commentary over it
a playthrough should just be a recording of a person playing the game blind, aka just a lets play without commentary
a lets play should be the guy playing the game with commentary

at least that's what I think

>what is time

>the up next video in the playlist is an opinion piece of the streamer talking about political issues over a gameplay video
Literally every fucking faggot on Youtube

that's still different though
it's like if you waited in que for a free hamburger and the outer part is something completely horrid tasting and unexpected intentionally done by the producer to promote their new thing. you can just cut it off, you know.

There's also that girl that paints her body.

>walkthrough video
>DROP THAT SHIT
>PSSSSSSCHEW WUBWUWBUWBUWBWUBWWUBWUB
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