How do we fix Overwatch? Let me start

How do we fix Overwatch? Let me start.
>nude highlight intros

horsecock mercy

Have anyone but Blizzard develop it.

Do a better job at balancing heroes. Its not fun having to go up against the same 6 characters. Also quit posting my wife

>How do we fix Overwatch?
The same way they got to where they got. Picrelated.

I don't disagree with your suggestion but OW could use a PvE mode like Splatoon does. Continually playing PvP gets boring especially with the somewhat low amount of modes/maps

By giving Pharah more love

that's not how nipples work

Take it out back and shoot it then try to forget it ever happened.

>he hasn't seen her new Egyptian Bob cut skin

user its pure sex.

Funny. Because your wife has been sending me lewd photos

I don't see what the issue is. Maybe there's suction cups there keeping them still?

>nude skins

fix what?

Remove Hanzo, Genji, Widow.

More Pharah love.

Give the characters actual personality instead of having them be boring, stock, cardboard cutouts.

It's a multiplayer shooter, they need to do the opposite, get rid of the distracting voicelines.

You know, whenever there is art of cleavage window there is always some retard who says
>hurr where are the nipples
The part of the breast bulging out is the top of the breast, not the part with the nipple. I know basic material properties is a hard concept for you, but breasts are malleable and if you can anchor down a nip then the rest of the boob is going to bulge wherever it can.

Fucking moron.

I wish the guy in charge of character development and lore wasnt so shit.

I agree, they're too toxic for most people anyways

Dem curves.

>stop supporting the game
>start making porn series instead

But user! It was already fixed!

yes, because we all know that putting in some fan service instantly make a trash game good

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Are you okay, user?

J-Just fine haha

>more cosmetics
>fixing overwatch

how about regular content and balance updates
and by content i mean fucking content not more padding for loot boxes or recycled shitty gimmick modes

Very well then.

bare feets

Why does Egyptian queen aesthetic give me such a raging boner?

A kick function that you can use ingame so you kick whoever is being useless.

Because of everyone's idealized Cleopatra being a horny dominating woman.

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Because it makes you feel like a goddamn king or conqueror, taking noble and royal concubines and adding them to you harem. At least that's what it does for me

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Ana >>>>>> Pharah

Yeah, but for some reason it's just the Egyptian motif that really gets me. Alternately, HBO's Rome got me into women in togas, but I wouldn't want to fuck Marie Antoinette or Elizabeth the First, for instance.

De-emphasis on low skill characters like

Mercy
Winston
Rein
Hanzo
DVa
Mei
Junkrat

ending with complete redesigns that remake them to require mechanical skill

Competitive will ALWAYS be a joke when a low skill hero can outperform or match a high skill one.

What's going on in this thre...

Make it rated M so that we can all stop playing with little kids and squeakers.

>AuStInRules2007 has joined voice chat

Game over before it even started. I'm also not opposed to nude highlight intros.

Pharah is for fug.

i would lick every part of phara`s body

Don't do that.
Those assholes at Sup Forums will start photoshopping penises onto the female characters. *shivers* ugh, creepy.

I would not take responsibility for impregnating Phara.

What's stopping them now?

This is a christian imageboard, user.

>implying spamming the "Stupidity is not a right" voiceline by Moira when someone makes a bad pick isn't the best thing ever

Monster.

>having sex when it's warm
Uncomfortable feeling. Being overheated is not sexy.

I want to marry Pharah under God's blessing and father many children with her.

1. Stop balancing the game to be less dynamic. The original game had a lot more high-risk/high-reward options, nowadays the game is a lot slower and safer, with less rewards for risky play, ults are easily shut down, and it's a lot harder for a single player to make an impact.

2. Stop the enforced positivity. There's no universal negative voice line, except a passive-aggressive thanks, and with the new anti-toxicity chat rules people are just not communicating. You need to be able to tell your teammate to pick another character, to kick players from a game, and otherwise give negative feedback, otherwise the frustration of dealing with assholes just boils over and either you quit playing or say something that gets you banned.

3. Listen to players. The PTR right now is a joke, Blizzard does not listen to player feedback before making changes, which has led to disastrous shit in the past like overpowered D.Va and Mercy.

4. Either lore matters or it doesn't. Either use the comics and shorts and shit to tell interesting stories, or say fuck it and just do crazy Halloween/Winter events and ship tease characters and various other fanwank. You can't have both. Right now there are interesting characters like Reaper that aren't getting any kind of animated short or interesting shit and that none of the plot that's teased gets followed up on. Either expand on that, or stop doing it entirely.

5. Nobody cares about MLG/League shit.

Maybe. But she gets to raise our halfbreed spawn on her own. I told her to keep it in her ass...

>that one where roadhog fugs futa ana

link nigga

That's better.

>overwatch
>high skill

and give dva a cute tiny phimosis cock

>God
You mean Allah, right?

Why is like 90% of overwatch porn futa? Why do westerners put dicks on everything?

[Waterproof-Pigeon] Eye Of Whorus

>has eye of horus tattoo
She's not muslim for sure user

>he doesn't like dicks
get out

Pharah and Ana are not muslim.

>tattoo
>tattoo of an egyptian god
If she has any religion, it's probably coptic.

Someone must be responsible, but who?..

>tfw no futa fara
>.

Copts are christcucks

Chop off your own cock if you don't like it then mate

So Pharah is a believer of the one true God. Best girl keeps getting better.

Pharah is lewd.

Fareeha is for marriage and pumping full of grandchildren for Ana to dote on.

Naw man I'm sorry I've seen enough real boobs IRL to know that's some crazy as upturn in those things

>islam
>existing in the overwatch universe
ana and pharah being who they are disproves that

>bombs internally

OW is set in the future, right? Didn't know blizzard was so islamophobic.

This.

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I kinda want to lick her abs.

Fareeha is for Angela.

Why do you say westerns like a fucking weeb? And do you realize that hentai has the most futa ever?

Karkatinq is my waifu and I want to save her from her shitty mother

What did she do?

All of these pharah pics are shit, she is a soldier, WHERE IS MY STRONK PHARAH WAIFU?

I often think of buying Overwatch only because Pharah turns me on

the only thing that could make me pick up this game again is if they added a skin tight swimsuit for mei