Dovahkiin is now 6 years old and halfway through 1st grade

>Dovahkiin is now 6 years old and halfway through 1st grade

whu

why the fuck is he so red? is it the lighting or something?

That's how a lot of newborn babies look.

It's all the built up rage, being named after the meme game of the century.

He's a dremora

How much do we want to bet that this kid is going to shoot up his school? He's guaranteed to get bullied his entire childhood.

he's dying

so this is the kid pink wojak is based off

I doubt his name is Dovahkiin now. They probably changed it as soon as they won the prize.

post the todd edit

dat lil nigga head gon explode

How long until he discovers this shithole and finds out these threads about him?

It's been dethroned by zelda now user

He can't have it worse than Pinkamina Zecora Smith.

Wasn't the prize free Bethesda games for life? If they change it they won't get anything.

>He's guaranteed to get bullied his entire childhood.
You realize unless he lives in some middle of nowhere flyover state then his classmates will be Hermiones and Anakins and Aragorns and Zeldas and Kanyes

White "humans" typically look like that at bitch. Due to lack of melanin, their skin becomes almost see-through

>My friend has a son named Optimus Prime
This kid can both have an awesome or horrible life

Too bad the only games Bethesda releases is just Skyrim over and over again.

It was, but do you really think Bethesda are going to check in every five years when they actually release something just to ask "Hey, prove your kid is still called Dovahkiin"?

The greatest thing about this entire picture

>Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime who is almost 1

I swear to fucking god the saying "You can't write this" has never been needed more. This has to be, a meme, some self ironic picture. Nobody just calls there so--maybe they can, I don't even know anymore. Some people should not be allowed to breed/name there children these things.

At least he can he friends with Khaleesi

Zelda is at least a normal name. It's like naming your kid Luke. Yeah, most people think of Star Wars, but you can always say you named him after the saint and it's just coincidental.

>tfw He could reach 18,be fit and handsome
>When the girls ask him why his name is "Dovahkiin" he could say "In their tongue it means "Dovahkiin",which means "The one with the soul of a dragon" in ancient slavic"
>Could easily get some pussy just by this name
He just need skills and luck to pull all of this smoothly.

>32 weeks
That's just 8 months. So not only does the baby have a shitty name, she's also premature.

How many copies of Skyrim does he have?

>Pinkie's middle name is Diane
>Don't even give the child that

If you're going to do that to your child at least give them a normal middle name to fall back on. I say this as someone with a fucked up name.

When I hear Like I think of the Bible. You know, because it's a biblical name.

>optimus prime

There should be laws preventing this kind of shit.

Zelda sounds like a legit name though, Dovakhin is just what in the actual fuck were they thinking tier

More like girls automatically think he’s autistic and walk away

Imagine being this retarded.

bethesda can't update a game to fix critical bugs, you think they're going to keep tabs on this family?

I believe they preferred to be called Native Americans.

Even better, Zelda's a real fucking name.

Zelda has always been a name you retard

>mfw I know someone called Wolverine

You realize Zelda IS a real name right? Fucking retard.

Here in Germoney we actually have laws regarding ridiculous names

>Zelda sounds like a legit name though
It is, actually

>Germany
Well of course you do.

There are
But it depends on the official that registers it giving a shit
I know you cant name a baby "hitler".

He is going to be bullied and have shit self-esteem.

t. Someone with a meme name

Talking about dragons has never gotten anyone pussy

>the state can control even what you name your child

Oh course the Yuropoor would spin a lack of freedom as a benefit.

Does that say zero zero seven?

>t.soybois with 0 CHR

>Germany
Cant have a kid named "hitler II" right

Except Zelda is an actual name.

It sure does

yes his name is "James Bond Zero Zero Seven Carrion Vargas"

HE'S
SO
FUCKING
RED
WHAT THE FUCK

It's one of those ancient depreciated names that will only be used by autistic anime-masturbating losers who are found dead hung using a belt because of their auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish, like Bilbo.

You know it does.

You realize the us also has laws regarding that right

>have to put gloves on the child to stop it from strangling itself

> Sup Forums doesn't know about Jesucristo Hitler Paracelso Zeppelin Montoya, from Colombia

t. Neet that needs a crane to get out of bed

What's your name, user?

OH NO NO NO

>What do you mean I can't name my child Supa Sucka Dickin Mybutt???

He installed ENB.

HOW WILL SONYFAGS RECOVER

Batman

When a guy is handsome and doesn't act like a autistic,he can literally get pussy by talking about any shit.

What is your problem

At least we're allowed to have empty barrels outside if it rains.

>"You want to name you child Hans? No no no, that is far too problematic. How about a more German name, like Abdul or Mahmoud?"

but Zelda is a legit real name, are you brain dead retarded?

license or it didn't happen.

Yes, I realize that now. But how many fucking Zeldas do you personally know?
Fuck, the only Zelda I know of is Zelda Williams and that's only because some faggots said he named her after the games and I was too lazy to actually check if it's true

>Implying

Really?

kek

Why didn't his parents name him Logan, you know,an actuall badass name wich is wolverine's name.

Do you actually think girls listen to anything anyone says?
Either you are handsome or rich there's no middleground, unless it's a landwhale or outright desperate to breed in their 40's woman

nigger science, everybody

it's a common name in some Europe parts

Share your meme name user

I bet Todd won't even give them a copy of the re-releases.

>people STILL aren't required to earn a special permit before being allowed to reproduce

>COMPUTER GAMES

so when someone asks you your name, do you just reply with a deep, coarse "I'M BATMAN"?

>I was proven wrong
>I'll use as many insults without context as I can!

That's different. Water belongs to everyone. without laws like that, asshole companies would find ways to harvest all runoff and wreck the environment.

Careful everyone,this one is a smart one.

Eugenics is "bad"

His name is James, you know that?

I was literally purple at birth

>functioning somewhat normally
Doubtful.

woah is this what sonybros actually look like?

Im from canada and i worked with a guy from Uganda whos first name was Hitler

el goblino...

I will never complain about life again.

la creatura...

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Rate Felicia Day's child naming skillz

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This you, user?

How old is Reimu by now?