Crit one-liners

Quickly, you just landed a critical hit.
what is your witty one-liner?

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>OH SHIIIIIIT
This is what I instinctually say whenever I land an amazing hit in a game so I guess there's no reason to change it.

I cast FIST

A SINGULER STRIKE!

Looks like your condition...
Is critical.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do not touch willie

>"I'm gonna do it, I'm gonn-"
>MISS
>"...do it?"
>9999

...

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> No hard feelings

*snort*

git fukt kiddo

Get fucked

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHAFUCKA

That's what happens when you disrespect women.

Guess who Luck is out on a date, tonight?

C'mon get up, that wasn't even the worst I could do.

But before the stone age

>The bigger they are, the harder my dick!

RIP

same, I just laugh a bit to myself if it did way more damage than I deserved to deal, and especially if it straight up kills the person unfairly

Hitical Crit!

Most unlucky for you!

SIXTY NIGGERS

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Though I already use this in TF2, one of the five words gets shouted if a crit lands.

That looked like it hurt :^)

heh..a 1% chance, guess you could say its your lucky day....from a certain point of view
*wicks your blood off my katana before sheathing it*

PICK A GOD AND PRAY

Hooooo dawgy

shit wrong image

"Fuck you you fucking faggot ass bitch nigger finally"

Ha! Looks like you're REALLY FEELING IT!

Viewtiful

>freeze frame
>record sratch

DOWN SWORD HAND

ez

Bacon grease, boiiiiii!!

Sorry, that's never happened to me before!

...

[Inarticulate screaming with the purpose of causing fear]

TASTE THE PAIN!

>BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
It's what I say anyway.

Heh...

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GET [insert any verb here]

>GET TOASTED
>GET DECIMATED
>GET OUT OF HERE
>GET FRAGGED
>GET STYLED ON
>GET FUCKED YOU JEW NIGGERRRRR

*smirk*

I just scream like a mongoloid.

"Ahhhhh... HERE we go."

*snorts*

THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND MOHAMMED (pbuh) IS HIS PROPHET!

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

>fuck sorry about that, they really need to remove this rng shit

Wow that was unexpected.

...

SKILL

Fair and balanced :^)

FUCKYOU

*LOUD ZIPPER NOISES*

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!