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My cover had been blown. The door slammed shut behind me, and next, I was dodging bullets like raindrops.

the flesh

THE FLESH

ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!1!!

It's PAYNE!

Why's he so perfect?

What does BB stand for anyway?

B A C K S T A B B I N G
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His head is perfect for 200X era.

MAX PAYNE!

DEAREST, OF ALL MY FRIENDS!

A rhetorical question

why the fuck did they replace him for max payne 2?

WHACK HIM

Only reason they used him was cause of a tight budget. For 2 they could afford an actual actor.

Bagdad with g strings

CAPITALISM

GLUE

ROBOTS

Because they finally had the money necessary to make what they originally wanted.

How do you make this FUCKING game run on Windows 10

Firing a gun is a binary choice. Either you pull the trigger or you don't.

he has way more personality than some generic hollywood looking actor

Just turn off anti-aliasing. You might wanna get the widescreen mod while you're at it.

run in a different compatibility mode.

Is that kung fu mod for 2 worth giving a shot?

>ecause they finally had the money necessary to make what they originally wanted.
>Only reason they used him was cause of a tight budget. For 2 they could afford an actual actor.
>literally used the Voice actor from the first one as both the voice and the model.

IICEEE UUHMMM

lepino yea lepino now thats spooky.

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>Max Payne 3.
The last good game that had more better moments than a movie. What happened Rockstar you guys used to be kewl.

payne in the butt haha pain to the max

>You're finito Finitos

I was a ninja. My kung fu was strong.
I wasn't kidding anybody. At best I was Superman on kryptonite about to fall through a skylight, down to where it was all going on.

HOL DIT

What do you guys think of Max Payne 3?

I had a dream about max payne last night. I inserted the game catridge into a ps2 that had ps1 graphics and looked like a snes and was transported into the world. I was extremely amazed at how cool the gore was, the scene was a gas station with bunch of cars just stopping and dudes trying to kill me. For killing 5 of them in a short amount of time i got a cool green sweater and was amazed that max payne for gba had fashion going on.Then i bought a plant on the internet that summoned bees. Shit was dope

>The Brooklyn riverfront was a maze of rusty containers, sharp-boned cranes looming up from the snow storm.
>On a night like this you couldn't help but to think of the dark army of dead men, sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes in line.
>No minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of Charon was waiting, like the ferryman on river Styx.
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They only used McCaffrey as the model in 3, in 2 they used another actor for the model and the comic panel photos.

>Max payne3
Best movie video game I have ever seen. It's not some built happiness. It is pure blunt and brutal. The way he end up in Brazil. As well as the betrayal of literally everyone betraying everyone and poor Max has to that shit and still get paid.

Every time you post quotes I actually read it with Max paynes voice automatically.

I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was all right.

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I still have never beat that goddamn dream level

1 > 2 > 3
Try to prove me wrong. Pro tip: you cant.

2>1>3
Try to prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

>Hold my beer.
2>3>1.
Try to prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

3=2=1

Try to prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

>he prefers a game with 5 hours of cutscene inbetween every playable section that cant even be skipped
not even in time attack mode xDDDD,
garbage gaem

Well then fuck off. You have said you piece now fuck off.

2+1=3

I fucking double dare you motherfucker.

post screenshots

My most screenshotted game, mostly of Max tumbling around

>fuckoff u dont like muh cutscene game

>why they tell me a story in a story-based game!

>why let me shoot people when you can show me some sorority girl and her beaner brother whine for literally 5 minutes every 40 seconds of shooting
installed this shitty game again after watching webms because of how good it feels to play it
but nothing was worth having to watch these cutscenes,
downloaded 100 gigs of game so i could uninstall it again
blunder of the century

paaaaayneeee

Its a story, deal with it. Shooting is just a part of it, go to play CSGO or whatever your 5 yrs old kid attention span can tolerate

Take the painkillers max...

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>he prefers a Max Payne game that is literally 4 hours of gameplay with a shitty story, broken up, tiny levels and far, far fewer enemies in the name of muh physics
>is too add-ridden to play 3, so quit before finishing and says "LOL movie game" instead of seeing it has much more gameplay than game mentioned above
Ok kiddo

Someone make a case for why Max Payne 2 is anywhere near as good as 1 or 3. Inb4 "cool physics". It was a huge disappointment gameplay and storywise. The only good things about it were graphics and the reload animations which I wish they brought to 3.

Don't answer that.

I didn't think it was a disappointment. The addition of real locational damage and air control for diving and rolling improved the shooting a lot. And yeah, cool physics, given that Max Payne is heavily about watching cool shit happen in slow motion.

Main flaw is it's just way too easy, and the middle act in the construction site goes on for a million years.

The problem with diving is that they somehow nerfed it badly, or at least it felt far weaker than in the first. It almost looks like he's fucking up the jump with how low he goes. Furthermore, they floored the bullet time to the bottom of his feet, meaning that if you dive off of an elevated surface you still get the same amount of bullet time. Some may argue this makes the game harder, which is debatable, but something it certainly does is make the whole animation look wayyy worse.

MAX

DEAREST OF ALL MY THREADS