Straya day cunts!

Straya day cunts!
Fucken celebrate ya poofs!!!


What are some good Aussie developed games to celebrate this glorious occasion?

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LA Noire and Bioshock 2

I honestly can't tell if people are being ironic when they take pride in this shithole of a country.

Borderlands the Pre-Memequel. Word of warning, it's only good with friends.

ty the tasmanian tiger

Started playing that yesterday. What a pile of steaming shit. The Aussie accentS are cringy as fuck

Self-deprecating. It's nothing but a summer long-weekend to get more shitfaced than usual and everycunt knows it.

Which is exactly why we should change the date, because it's no big deal to most of us.

Yes, we should appeal to the 56 IQ average Abbos and changed the date.

Bioshock 1+2 apparently were developed in Straya.

you just can't change the date you have to spend over $50 million discussing it in parliament then do a postal vote costing another $100 million and then you have to wait and see if they decide to pass it. Fuck Turnball and his postal vote biggest waste of money. Next time it should come out of the politicians money

2k Aus did some work on it with the Boston office.

The city Aboriginals don't give a rats ass about this topic. But they will jump on the bandwagon just for some shit to do

to replicate the feeling of hunting and survival, I'll be getting MonHun world

Are they americans doing the generic aussie accent bullshit?

I am proud of what settlers were able to acheive in building this country. Especially here in WA where no one wanted to settle because of shit conditions.

Truth captain cool found vacant land 4 April. Australia Day is more about federation and pride than it ever was an "invasion day"

>MonHun sitting at the post, not coming until Monday cause straya day
Fuck sake, thought the free poster would be worth it

The general trend I've noticed is that civilised abos don't hated whitey and are fine to keep straya day today. Soyboy melbournians think they speak on behalf of abos.

Ausday for the only Ausgame I know, Hand of Fate 2, havent got a chance to play it but im starting today.

They're Australians. I just don't think any single NPC is a trained voice actor. It sounds like they just rounded up a bunch of locals and shoved them in a recording booth with a script and used the first take.

26 of January is literally the day the first fleet arrived

If Abbo cunts are so upset why don't they go back to living in the dirt throwing sticks at each other.

Anyone catch that 9 news adelaide report about the GTA """variant""" where it was an old build of a shitty early access game that has now removed the guns and killing?

TY games on steam, Krome are currently working the the remaster for TY 3
>abo flag
sick of hearing about this invasion day garbage, if they don't like it they can fuck right off.
>change le date because MUH feelings
Melbourne hipster neomarxists fuck off

I'm going to JB when it opens. You know you could always just buy it from ebgames and get a full refund next week. They have a policy of refunding in full within a week. I've done it like 20 times. They might ask why, just say whatever they don't actually care

I didn't want to celebrate till they complained about changing the date, now i wanna run round with a flag on my back. The endless whining from the losers of history is so overdone, get over it, you lost lmao

>watching the news
>ever

Not true cunt Kurnell shire boy here

I didn't watch it but one of my mates showed me it just for a laugh.

Captain Cook wasn't the first fleet you dumb cunt

sorry but you're trash, name a better place than australia you fucking idiot

New Zealand.
Norway.

>Sheepfucker land 2.0
Maoris are better than abos though.

The ONLY good thing to come out of New Zealand ever is Path of Exile

MoH...

It has problems yes, but it is far better than most countries.

There's a reason half the fucking NZ population moved here, they have absurd taxes and no jobs.

All of our big studios are fucking gone
>Team Bondi
>Pandemic Brisbane
>2k Australia
>Blue Tongue
>THQ Australia
>Krome Studios might as well be dead

All we have left is phone and sports shit

[Spoiler]I genuinely want a good AFL game and I'm never going to get one [/spoiler]

Un-Australian pieces of shit, enjoy the firing squad

Taking a cheeky trip to maccas, mates.
Anyone want anything?

As many nuggets as they'll sell ya.

What are you, some kind of pommy poof?

This is the day those pasty cunts brought your ancestors here and put them to work as slaves. Or massacred your people. Or your folks come from somewhere else and don't give a shit about any english heritage.

There's nothing more aussie than bagging the brits for being a bunch of miserable cunts, m8.

Same with NRL, they made a good one and managed to fuck up the next 2

Hollow Knight

AUSSIE STATE POWER RANKINGS

1. MELBOURNE
2. QUEENLAND
3. VICTORIA
4. WEST AUS
5. NSW
6. TASSIE
7. ADELAIDE
8. NORTH TERRITORY
9. SOUTH AUS
10. SYDNEY

If the British Empire never decided to shill for settlers to come here, and not to unload some convicts here, the country we know as Australia would not exist.

Australia can't be taken seriously, ever. It's one of the most beta countries out there.

No one cares about that sport

why have you included cities in the state power?

At least Big Ant are making them. They're the only semi competent Australian sports dev. AFL gets Wicked Witch who were making phone games for most of their existence.

Big Ant actually talk to fans as well. Wicked Witch keep everything secret until 2 weeks before release.

>melbourne
poo in loo
>queensland
yeah
>victoria
yeah
>west aus
*huffs petrol*
>nsw
yeah cunt
>tassie
based, abbo extinction
>adelaide
more like ladelaide
>north territory
*huffs petrol*
>south aus
better than NT and WA but still full of shitcunts
>sydney
ching chong

truth mate, that's why australia day should be changed to the date we vote to become a republic

blame Turnball he has a hard on for being politically correct. The only liberal who doesn't is Tony Abbot

And if Hitler hadn't massacred the jews, Israel wouldn't exist today either but you don't see them celebrating the holocaust you? Because they're not retarded.

Compared to America, Australia is still way more politically incorrect.
Fucking yanks.

Income tax is much lower there though silly

Israel was planned before Hitler? People have shilled for a state for Jews for a considerable amount of time.

At least America has influence and a growing economy sector.

Why was the NBN such a shit show?

There's a difference between not having a hard-on for political correctness and being an attention-craving tool. It's pretty sad, Abbott just wants people to remember him as more than a failure.

Half the shit he says goes against his own positions when he was pm.

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90% of people don't give a shit what fucking day it's on, it's just an easy target for our media to lambaste so that we aren't paying attention to all the other shit that's going on with the Liberals. The amount of money they have taken from ALL services that help the public and have put into companies who are tax evading so they can get these hand outs is incredible.

I work at centrelink so we've seen first hand how fucked things have gotten since the libs have gotten into power and it's nothing but cuts. There are people who have died waiting for payments for terminal cancer because we are so understaffed.

Anyway I'm playing MonHun today.

that's not the flag of Australia

Yeah, but everyone knew it was a terrible idea. Then the holocaust and the west decided to throw the jews a bone for once.

>That feel when your country doesn't have America's healthcare

I'm thankful.

The transformation of Australia from a desolate wasteland to a thriving regional power by british settlers is a feat worth celebrating. Are you from Melbourne?

>That spoiler
My sister's friend's dad is terminally ill, has to carry around medical shit with him constantly and the government is cutting his pays and sending him get back to work schemes when he can barely get up. It's fucking nuts.

>STATE POWER RANKINGS
>melbourne
>state
No user

Most people are, or they live inner city and have fuck all regard for this country.

>I work at centrelink
As someone who's seen how centrelink staff treats an elderly person there to update them on his partner dying, please die in a fire. You're subhuman.

It will be when the Greens/Labor get in
>in 10 years we will be a republic and pay for a fulltime president and his palace
Feels bad man

It's worth knowing how the points system works for disability and knowing exactly what to say to get on it.

If it was the in office staff I can understand what you're saying. Personally I'm in the call centre so if I were to get a call like that I'd have taken my time and gotten social work referrals and all that shit. You're not wrong that some awful people work here though.

I'm no leftie, but the fucking cuts this government has been responsible for are fucking disgusting.
I don't want to vote for Labor, but between the internet getting fucked up, this country wont survive another term of the Liberals.
Literally who the fuck is there to vote for? Libshits are just in the pockets of the big corps, so its no wonder the electricity prices have climbed to almost unpayable levels.

>Call it invasion
>Abos invaded and killed off the actual residents as well as all our mega fauna.
>Burned everything down because they have no intelligence.
>Muh respectful owners of the land
The fact we should praise these people who's only achievement is a curved stick and how not to die from huffing petrol is honestly disturbing. Fuck the cunts who think this is acceptable.

This is where we end up with the two party democracy, when both sides are shit and the third parties are in bed with one of them.

All politicians are shit. I'd argue that a party this is openly pushing chamber of commerce policies and one openly pushing labour union policies is far better than several abstract parties.

Try living in SEA for 3 months that will change yoru mind.

Why would we change the date to another failed referendum?

>Inb4 mod deletes us co he can't handle the bants

Might buy monster hunter world today or shoot the shit with the boys in an age of empires 2 LAN

>nobody mentions KKnD
Aussies, what are you doing?

Oi Damo, can I borrow your fuckin' loighter?

>south aus at 9
>Mel at 1
Kill yourself you unimaginable poof

I live and was born there but my mom wasn't so I don't think I count

>settlers

you mean convicts?

Jpog was made by Blue Tongue studios in oz.

t. Soycuck
I bet you're one of those "Change the day" types too.

Ok lads, it's lunch making a run to Maccas.
What do you guys want?

Should just let them legally change it to Invasion Day at let the record show it was an invasion, because that will make Native Title null and void

that'll learn 'em

Golf Story is good and strayan, get on it my fellow strayan switchbros.

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I mean free settlers, cunt.
Not all of us are Tasmania

Better yet invade the Kiwis and make that Australia day 2.0.
>mfw people accuse aussies of stealing nz actors/musicians
>mfw it's actually nzers masking themselves as aussies to have a better appeal because nobody gives a flying fuck about kiwiland

Get me a Big Mac you cheap cunt

Is your mum british? If yes, you count. If no, you don't

I'll have one of those new bbq bacon burgers, thanks.

Are they doing this again?

Literally every branch of our government is garbage.

I agree Melbourne is bottom tier almost but South Aus is rather shite too. Its just fucking wine and murderers and christfags and christfag murderers who drink wine, ain't nothing much to see unless you're looking for the next most boring place after Canberra.

BOM is pretty based.

>our government
All governments are garbage
Politicians are a circlejerking bunch that you should trust less than used car salesmen