Samus Aran

She's the best video game characters of all time. Debate me.

she certainly has some nice characters if you ask me

You've started with a hyperbolic, definite argument. Debate is pretty much finished already.

Would you have sex with Samus?

>too tall
>boobs too big
>mole

Where did it all go wrong?
I blame Sakurai.

H-how?
She never speaks, we rarely actually see her. Samus might as well be the cannon.

Literally trans-woman. No thanks...

I've considered it.

Her ass is too flabby.

>A woman can't be a bounty hunter unless she's actually just a man

They’re the same person, the one on the left is just her wearing her suit as well.

I want to have loving consensual sex with her and make beautiful Aryan children.

This Samus is better

>too tall
>boobs too big

You gay or something?

>the Mary Sue

You are a fucking retarded faggot

You know what’s the best Samus? Bimbofied Samus.

Samus isn't Aryan.

How does she fit in the power suit

i'd let her rape me and abuse me

I'm about to NUT inside Samus: AMA

Remodeled shithole

Aryan doesn't exist bro.

When will you go back?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>When will you go back?

anal is for faggots, literally the most gay thing you can do with a woman

Pretty sure that would be her fucking you with a strap on.

This

Samus is for BBC ONLY!

>That one cartoon where the fat black guys tricks her into mating press without a condom and accidentally cumming inside

THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY

What game is that from? Doesn't sound like a game that exists.

...

Samus is the best female vidya protagonist but as far as best protagonist in general, probably not. All the subtle voiceless characterization in the world won't unwrite Other M.

>Blacks can own anything
uff

All you have to do is take those memories of Other M and just repress them like I do. You can use porn, or alcohol, or other vidya. Just bury those memories deep down until they can't hurt you anymore.

M: OM

user, link now

she's the best at making my dik rock hard

No still not jogging any memories.

SR existing and not being limp dogshit definitely goes a long way towards making things better, and prime 4 will probably be a good game. But Metroid fans still have to live with the fact that the worst Nintendo game of all time is part of their series.

I fucking love the idea of ditzy, big-breasted Samus losing her ability to work as a bounty hunter due to loss of intelligence and becoming a real slut who cares about nothing but dicks anymore.

Far left is a gross tumblr OC, next two are perfect, last two are disgusting.

On the one hand I'd like to know what exactly Samus does when not out on contracts. On the other hand I really don't because I've seen where that type of thinking goes.

I’ve fapped to her enough to say yea

>ywn put the zero suit on after futa samus blew a fat load inside it
it hurts bros

Nah, it's better if she maintains all her combat ability despite becoming a bimbo. It's just that instead of collecting money for herself, she gives it to her latest "boyfriend" in exchange for a good dicking. She's firing missiles and stuff by pure muscle memory but all she can think of is her reward cock.

The Metroid games would have you believe she's socially retarded and lives in her self-designed spaceship. I like to think that outside of hunting she's just super-average and boring. Probably drinks cheap beer and watches sitcoms, and gets all of her clothes from the same retailer. Probably lives off of ramen space noodles. She fucks a new dude every few months but has never had a meaningful relationship.

There was literally nothing wrong with Other M, except her ass was too fat.

>good character
The only game she has actual character is in the one everyone disregards because it's so bad. Sure, there's subtle stuff like her closing the GF trooper's eyes, but not much else.

>too tall
>boobs too big

Both of these are impossible.

Being this delusional. Get a clue user. Don't let the snowflakes poison your mind with their bullshit.

>Tumblr art
Nah

>boobs too big
>ass too fat
Sums it up pretty good

If she was in loli form.

Older Reiq's art look so shitty now, I'm glad he improved

Samus ALWAYS had a fat ass, stop blaming OM for this

She was. Until they took her out of the suit for any reason other than a death animation or high-% clear bonus. Badass bounty hunting woman that folks didn't even realize was a woman until she took the helmet off.

And fuck Other M. Though I'm not complaining about all the zero suit porn

Yes an emotionless, never developed upon character with no story or struggles or personality is the best character ever.

Although they tried to give her all of that in Other M but you guys hate that game so idk

>Other M being a good example

See the problem with Other M is that 1. she's way too late in her career to be having those problems anyway 2. the game attempts to tell us that Adam is someone to be respected even though the narrative gives us no reason to. And 3. Samus doesn't grow or change through her time on the Bottle Ship unless you want to say that she learned that she should just listen to what Adam says regardless of her own feelings on it but she felt that way from the time she walked in the front door anyway so that doesn't work. Disregarding that its a shitty message to begin with.

Yes I took your shitty b8 so enjoy the (you) because even though I'm sure you're memeing there are people out there who genuinely believe this shit

She's hardly a character at all.