THE BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS CURRENT GEN, LOCATED ENTIRELY IN VALVE HEADQUARTERS
THE BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS CURRENT GEN, LOCATED ENTIRELY IN VALVE HEADQUARTERS
Mason Ortiz
Hunter Green
...
Adrian Davis
Can i see it
Lincoln Robinson
May I play with it?
Gabriel Sanchez
...
Logan Baker
...
Tyler Thomas
No
Ian Bell
ICEFROG, THE STUDIO IS ON FIRE
Jaxon Green
No, Gabe, it's just a big ol' boat.
Logan Nguyen
Well, Valve, you are an odd company but I must say...
MAKE MORE FUCKING GAMES
Ayden Brooks
...
Landon Morales
Honestly, I'd be cool if Microsoft managed to buy Valve
Nolan Brooks
>M$ buys Valve
>Steam goes offline forever
>All traffic redirected to Windows Store
Adam Mitchell
Yeah, completely fine with that. Steam is a piece of shit anyway and valve is a piece of shit company that does fuck all nowadays. Their games were so-so at best too.
Brody Wright
no, that's a terrible idea.
Hunter Jones
>Describes Valve's games as anything other than revolutionary for the time
found the guy who has never played a valve game before
Asher Martin
Steam is a piece of shit but if you're implying the Windows Store is in anyway better, we can never be friends.
Jose Bailey
you do realize that the windows store is far worse than steam, in almost every aspect, right?
Justin Gray
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Camden Brown
Why is this suddenly all over Sup Forums? You guys are kind of late to the party
Ian Ward
>Windows Store
I'd rather use Origin and Uplay at the same time. Windows Store is an abomination.
Jonathan Cooper
I sure hope it is, if Sup Forums actually hates valve now, then this board is 100% dead.
Sebastian Brown
i thought we were having a steamed clams thread
Jace Peterson
Why did this become a meme all of the sudden?
Jason Myers
valve is dead and steam is garbage
Oliver Wilson
you could say the same thing for sodium cloride,bee movie and shrek memes
Jaxon Price
Steamed Hams has been a meme for over a decade, newfag.
Nathaniel Clark
No no, I said steamed bait.
Nolan Walker
who's forcing this dead meme
Juan Thompson
>THE BOREALIS?
He says "The aurora borealis?". Because borealis just means of the north. It makes no sense that he would say "The of the north?".
Austin Hill
and you call it steamed despite the fact that this bait is obviously salty
Alexander Jenkins
Joke
Head
Carter Watson
Uh ... well ... you see ... the thing about baits ...
Nathan Powell
Are you being serious user?
Lincoln Jones
Sup Forums hates Valve now because they succumbed to the Jewish plague, they stopped making games and all of the sales suck now
Mason Thompson
Why is this even a thing being talked aobut?
Gabe LEFT Microsoft to make Valve. Why the fuck would he sell it to them?
Brody Lee
I will tie a noose around your necks and drag you down a gravel road tied to the back of my car if you mock me.
William Lopez
Elijah Ramirez
What's with the sudden influx of steamed ham posting? Did it get kicked up on Sup Forums recently?
Levi Gray
>Why the fuck would he sell it to them?
money
Caleb Diaz
>Gabe used to work for Microsoft
>Pretty well known he hates the company.
>Gabe owns majority share of Valve that is also not publicly traded
People really must be fucking retarded to think that rumor was a possibility.
Jace Cook
>if you mock me.
Nah, you're doing that just fine all on your own.
Justin Allen
We posting steamed hams or what?
youtube.com
Christopher Reyes
Jackson Perry
Gabe has a net worth of over 5 billion dollars and makes money off every single sale on steam. Why the hell would he throw that away and sell his company to an ex employer he hates.
Hudson Fisher
what if they offer him 10 billion
Ian Torres
>"Valve's" games
Dont they just hire smaller teams that make indie projects and throw money at them until they're full titles?
>Team fortress
>Portal
>Dota
>CS:GO
Etc.
Gabriel Perez
They get absorbed into Vale and are actually Valve 1st party development teams.
But technically yes that's what they do.
Cooper Phillips
"Were" 1st party dev teams
I dont think theres many left. Ironic most of the talent that made people like valve dont work at valve on the games they spearheaded anymore
Or the games are like half life, portal, l4d and just left in limbo forever
Jonathan King
Half-Life 1 was overrated shit
Half-Life 2 was overrated shit
Portals were overrated shit
L4Ds were overrated shit
Team Fortress 2 is a port of a mod
Dota 2 is a port of a mod
Aaron Baker
>company hires employees to do a thing
Who would have thunk it.
Adam Davis
congratulations you're a fucking idiot.
Bentley Adams
Best Steamed Hams so far.
Ethan Morgan
>Steam goes offline forever
>Implying that would be bad
Brody Butler
Steam has become a giant fountain of unlimited money for Gaben. He'd be stupid to sell it right now.
Jayden Anderson
>Have to use Windows Store instead
>Implying that wouldn't be a hundred times worse
Xavier Roberts
>All of a sudden
Leave this board forever.
Brayden Foster
As long the PCGamers are the only ones who are gonna get screwed, I don't care
Kayden Morris
Uh, yeah that's what most game devs do. Unless it's an AAA company that doesnt have to create something new and innovative.
Justin Lee
You have to be 18 to post on this website.
Noah Sanders
Way to jump off a bridge because your phone died though.
Connor Hall
I genuinely wish I had never even picked up the Half-Life series. It wasn't worth this wait.
Gavin Powell
your problem was that you waited.
William Gutierrez
Are you jumping off the bridge because you want to get the net?
Tyler Cox
>steam is the best service to buy games from right now
>Sup Forums hates it for no reason
It has problems so that mean it should be shut down!
Luis Collins
Same
John Nguyen
If nothing else Portal gave us the greatest bait in the history of Sup Forums
Colton Ramirez
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Ethan Clark
Delightfully devilish Microsoft
William Wood
>Team Fortress 2 is a sequel to a port of a mod
>Dota 2 is a sequel to a port of a mod
FTFY
Carter Thomas
It's B.
Xavier Ramirez
Absolute HamKino here
youtu.be
Aaron Stewart
Yes, obviously, but usually we have to sit through a bunch of baiting brainlets before someone gives the correct answer.
Christian Campbell
It's a garbage, bloated, sluggish UI, has bad sales, doesn't integrate with Windows AT ALL, and only deals in W32 apps.
Pass
David Bailey
I blame Sup Forums or Sup Forums for the sudden spike in these kind of threads.
Cooper White
>has bad sales
so Sup Forums thinks getting everything 90% off is bad now?
Nicholas Rogers
It's a good, short scene that people like. Not much to it.
Camden Robinson
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
derp.ibooru.org
ilovegir64.deviantart.com
Zachary Flores
oh my god you still exist?
Lucas Nelson
Yes and you call it Creation Club content despite the fact they're obviously paid mods.
Adrian Cooper
Yup
Thomas Martinez
Cool
Wyatt Torres
Ayden Green
And you call these videogame threads despite they're obviously bragging about sales
Nolan Morales
God bless your soul user. Keep fighting the good fight.
Thomas Wood
>Only posts once
fake
Leo Cox
>it's B
IT'S A YOU RETARD
Justin Fisher
And ruin my dream of h-games on steam? No thanks fuck off
Grayson Phillips
kys
Ayden Peterson
i thought that was an italian accent at first
>IT'S-A-YOU RETARD-A
Nathaniel Lewis
The Nier Automata one is definitely my favorite.
Nathan James
Sneed.
Aiden Scott
I said Sneed.
Isaiah Adams
Hello!?!??!?!
Liam Miller
post edits
Jordan Gray
Sneed hams (formerly Chucksbugers)
Aiden Ward
Sweetie, this isn't the thread for dead neo-memes.
Jeremiah Scott
I laughed harder than I would like to admit
Mason Ortiz
> everything that's listed as overrated shit is unironically better than 90% of games released in the last year
Calm your bait, user.
Adrian Edwards
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