Hey geekboy, hand over that gameboy or i'll pull it

Hey geekboy, hand over that gameboy or i'll pull it.

What is that?

I pretend to give her my gameboy and then punch her while she isn't expecting her and rape her.

spbp

BEGONE

SMOL THOT

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This is not a Game Boy, it is a Nintendo Switch. As I am not a disgusting pedophile like the PS4 audience, fuck off.

I think it's an alarm of some sort that little girls are supposed to pull to call the bystanders for help when someone's trying to molest them

The loli turns out to be a black belt. She kicks your ass.

Lol no

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*kiss her on the cheek*

I've got something else you can pull if you know what I mean.

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if you do that I'll rape your sister

If she pulls it off, will I die?

>You know you could've just went straight to the point and said you wanted to play a game with me? I have another Gameboy in my backpack if you're interested.

It would be extremely painful.

She's a big guy

This is implying several things, all of which are false

>that I would take a vintage Game Boy with me out of the house to play in public
>that this child would see me in public with a Switch/3DS and call either of them a Game Boy
>that I would be playing a handheld in a public area where children hang out
>that I would be in Japan, the only place where kids have those pedo buzzers

>people calling OP's pic a she
>TRAP clearly written on the shirt
>???
What am I missing?

so the bystander can help molest her?

>What am I missing?
The slightest shed of heterosexuality.

????????!!!!!!!!

>shed of heterosexuality
Sounds kinky. Where do I get one, and what is it used for?

>expecting a manchild to hand over his gameboy
No way, fag.

I'm a girl and girls can't rape. Now bend over so I can non-rape you

what stops me from giving her 100 dollars and sucker punching her?

For you.

I want to be non-raped by a girl!

Id have no problem socking her in the jaw and Knocker her ass out.

Just as planned.

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>give gameboy
>suker punch her when she turns around
>take to dark alley and pee in her butt

I'll smack your face so you lose consciousness before you manage to pull that shit off and then I'll take you to my fucking rape dungeon and force you to play Binding of isaac local co-op with me and you're going to be playing the fucking babies.

I'll fuck her up because I have black belt in Judo. Judo>karate

"I'll give you 500 if you have sex with me, it'll be a much better deal for both of us."

Do it, I have faith in the American Justice System.

We live in a world where showing this is acceptable. Truly a blessed timeline.

Oh, so you knew to bring a link cable for me right?

Wait a minutes, there are no rock CDs here.

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bitch, you're a 6 year old with side-tie panties, nobody will believe you.

that's literally how easy it is to defuse the rape whistle situation

>?

But fucking that was acceptable. The worst fucking timeline.

Walk the fuck away, i aint doing shit nor am i going to escalate this shit

How can i search more like that in boorus? I like assertive lolis

They're down here with some beer, come on down already!

Alright.

So little girls in Japan carry rape whistles with them? What are they called anyway?

user we all know who the police is going to believe

>slam a door in her face
What now?

The term for that product is "Lape Whisrerus".

> $
ruined

Have you tried the tags "assertive" and "loli"?

damn

How can I get a loli to bully me like that?

go to brazil and pay a poor family like 10 grand to get yourself a kid

Do rape whistles even work? Why don't we have any in the US?

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lmao

This gave me a good laugh

lol racism is funny lmao xdddd

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>Implying anyone will still be there when she pulls that whistle

I mean the alarm thing user, already destroyed my dick with these and the naughty_face variation

Yeah but she wouldn't know how to bully me, would she?
I mean they are poor and probably don't know much.

because its anti pedosexual and discriminating

That's a boy

Fuck off ill do it for free

>Do rape whistles even work?
They're loud as fuck and if one goes off in a crowded area it's harder to hiace a kid unnoticed.

>Why don't we have any in the US?
You can buy them. Google "personal defence alarm" or "panic alarm"

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Even better.

They release mustard gas.

this

How do you explain the name "rape whistle" to your daughter?

>don't be a thot and you won't get caught

Fuck off pedos

>tfw if I were rich I'd do this
The best way to make sure you'll have a good wife is to raise one yourself.

you teach your daughter about the dangers of the world so she doesnt get tricked

>moot
Who?

Some irrelevant tripfag apparently.

>oh no! he trapped my arms, I can't move my fingers!

>this thread is still up

Is this the new barneyfag?

I don't because I'm helicopter parenting.

>screencaps of tripfags
>newfag filenames
Feel free to go back to /r/eddit.

Call it a "stranger danger alarm" or something similar.

wtf i hate moot now

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I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good

Except its pedophiles that belong on reddit. Sup Forums's creator, mods, and userbase have no interest in harboring pedo scum

You have a few thousand year old dragons on that list

Ape escape girl is best girl

don't we all

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>Raping little girls is so common in Japan that rape whistles have literally become a fetish.

What the fuck Japan?

>the cartoon children in my imagination are always eager to fuck and have more experience than me

literally who

That's still easy to pull, just turn your wrists in opposing directions and it'll come right off.

God tier taste