Yfw 1 HP

>yfw 1 HP

I want to fuck that cat.

Feels pretty normal.

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I thought he was supposed to be a dog

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>he

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Is there anything more satisfying than perks that boost your defense/damage when you have low hp?

>she

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I want to get drunk with Lucario

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Lucario a cute.

>1 HP but pleasure 100%

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What's the point of dog if it doesn't have a knot

>/trash/
>straight

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Floof

which pokemon has the biggest dick

That IS a dog. It's a freaking canine.

That should be obvious at first glance. What kind of a cat has a muzzle?

Fortune cookie

you mean relative to body size, or biggest in terms of mass?

I laugh at you

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The former, but both points are great topics of conversation

>1HP
>cast Flee

wailord

Giratina

The answer to that question is obviously I don't know

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Ayy

cats have muzzles, are you retarded? it's just another word for snout

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>mfw 200HP and fully armored

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>win without taking a single hit

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>Game has mechanic where your attack power increases the lower your health
>1 hp

>she

I just wanted a simple yfw 1 hp thread but Pokefuckers came and shat it up

nice

I cant think of this Pokemon without remembering that one porn animation.

Wish Bamia would draw more.

>It's all over...I can't come back from this
>Welp guess I gotta try better next save

Palkia

>every fucking buff kicks in

STOP

mfw

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>Glass cannon misses his one shot or it doesn't instakill
Time to die faggot

>can fuck skitty
Obviously not

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>playing Kiwami on "Legend"
>"Pray Me Revive" starts to intensify
>Gets buffs from health being in critical

which?

>tfw reduce damage by like 80% at low health

no

The one by watermelon where his own tail rims him then sucks him off.

that's girafarig

They both begin with the letter G so you can't blame me for getting confused.

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>1 HP

This nigga.

underrated post

nice

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Either big or none.

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>mfw 99 lives

This, but while being LL

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>mfw 0 HP

Post your face when chain CCd by the enemy

>letting yourself go below max health

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I want a fat Lucario

Kek

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Stand aside, there's a new hotness in town.

>tfw single pixel of health in Dragon Ball FighterZ in ranked with a Rank Up or Rank Down chance.

>new hotness
>literally my aunt's digimon donut steel

That's not her though.

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