It's your last chance to get her Sup Forums, she's waiting for you so hurry! Spend all those worthless quartz now

It's your last chance to get her Sup Forums, she's waiting for you so hurry! Spend all those worthless quartz now.

Failed
Got Jack though which is nice

Did anyone here even got Bride Umu?

I did. Out of 240 quartz, it was on my last 10 roll.

I may have a gambling problem

My quartz are for the Hortz

oh! I must Hurry! surely this NOT A GAME will be worth it!

Just because its a barebones game doesnt mean it not actually a game user. Now FSN on the other hand. That actually ISNT a game

Why is Bride Nero a separate servant anyway?

because fuck you and go buy quartz

>7 Kiyohime

>Buying quartz ever
I got some good servants from being F2P

Got her on my second roll. All the bad luck I've had had in the past was paid back. I wanted her more than anyone and was just gonna buy an ebay account with her if i didnt get her. But umu answered the call.

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>did 3 30 quartz rolls
>got her in all 3 rolls
>tfw I just wanted Tamamo

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It'd be nice if I stopped getting fucking Tamamos. I mean she's cute and top tier but what the fucking fuck, she's literally the only SSR servant I've seen dropping for me. NP level 3 now, fuck.

I got two other 5 stars but I got 3 Tamamos, does she really want our dicks? What's the deal?

Can I have your Tamamos? I just want my fox waifu.

Tamamo would complete my team but i never get her. At least i got umu bride. I can just use friend Tamamos for now I suppose.

NOPE.
Started spending money, only darkness lies at the end of that fucking tunnel.
Fuck you, Nero, I know when to cut my losses. I'm not making this mistake again until Shiki.

I'll trade her for a Jack

I wish you can actually trade between friends

I want a Caster Tamamo

all I have is Beserker Tamamo

Got my bride after around 5 ten rolls. Feels good to have double Nero.

Yes.
When I was doing a few rolls for CEs the first day. I planned to wait for the Drake rate up

This. 3600 quartz and no fucking Jeanne, no fucking Tamamo, no fucking Bride.
Fuck that shit, I will never spend any dime whatsoever to this game ever fucking again.

Didn't get her with 420sq. I'm just going to wait for Jalter now.

>actually playing gacha shit

>NA version

>3600 quartz

how much fucking money did you spend getting that?

>tfw have both Tamamos and nothing else
No idea what TM meant by this. Hell, I bet they'll get me Lancer Tamamo too.

>3600 quartz
1sq = ~$1, and I do not for a second believe that you spent 3600 on a mobage.

>tumblr nose
why isn't this dead already

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Nah that was a hyperbole, pretty sure I bought like 120 quartz for this event or maybe a couple more.
Still felt like getting fucked in the ass though.

higher amounts of SQ Payments give you SQ for free.

that's still 25 payments of $79.99, 1 payment of $39.99, and 1 payment of $23.99

that's $2063.73

I'M GOING TO MARRY JANNU!

You absolutely did get screwed over, but the rates in this game are appalling and you need to be aware of just how bad before you start spending your hard-earned quartz flippantly.

It's a 1% chance to get a 5*. 0.75%ish chance to get the one on rate-up that you're rolling for.
At 3 quartz per attempt, one servant is paid out for every 3 quartz inserted on average. But the probability of you getting anything in practice is a lot worse: even at 1000 quartz rolled there's still a 5%ish chance you wont have got what you wanted. Shit is brutal.

Whoops
>one servant is paid out for every *300 quartz inserted on average

but i dont suffer from mental illness

I would just game the game by creating alt rerolls to get every character NP5 for $0. Thats why trading isn't in the game.

I got two Bride Umu's in 3 ten rolls

Jannu Horta's big, sweaty tiddies!

From a different game

Something about Nero is just so off putting. She seems like the type of character that was mostly made for waifu pandering.

>tfw f2p lucklet

Every female character in Fate is made for waifu pandering though.

Yes but some moreso than others.

Her tits aren't that huge

I'm only interested in Shiki Ryougi and Kuro.

>last chance
She comes back for the America chapter.

There's a better girl in white who appears in America though.

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Already got her on one ticket I decided to use to try and get an event CE but instead I got a Nero Bride. I already have the real Nero, why is this one a thing? Are they actually selling costume DLC as a 5* SSR? That's so fucking jewish.

>not playing gacha shit

>mfw finding out she was drawn by the guy who did Amagami

>got umu with single tickets
>rolled for jack and tamama too
>still havent gotten either
h e l p
also whens shiki event

At least it eases those Nerofags who wanted her as a 5*.

I want Umu but there are so many other servants I want too and quartz are so scarce.

She doesn't come cheap my bruda.

Funny how the one that isn't a game is the one actually worth sitting through.

Is it worth spending 10000 chocolates

for the 1000 mana prisms ?

yes

When will rare prisms be useful?
I have a shit ton of them

Fuck off

>Last day of event
>Rate-ups are gone
How the fuck do i farm for coins now

Why is she naked but not blushing?

Because she's beautiful and she knows it

>wanted Jack
>got UMU'd
At least I can artsmeme with Tamamo and Waver...

Do people never get who they want?
I want Tamamo but I got Jack instead.

It's called The Desire Sensor
It came to life by meme magic

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True best girl

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>Miyu is not a servant
Why.jpg

>5 star support saber
>arts
>skill target only one unit

She's shit men.

Haven't played in a week since monster hunter world came out so I missed this even almost entirely. Good thing I don't give a shit about umu.

Cause she's not a cute girl like Kuro.

Is the da vinci 1000 prism thing worth it?

Bruh

>tried rolling once for shits and giggs
>a few servants drop
>suddenly, golden sparks appear
>a golden saber
>umu, five stars
>also got a four star Marie Antoinette and a bunch of five craft essences

lmao, I don't even really PLAY this shit

>Spending real life money on a .JPEG and actively support the demise of the Fate series.

>Just checked
Damn, all her skills are single target. What the fuck.

>needing anything more than single target skills when the meta is built around 2 supports and a single DPS

I got her in 2 tickets.

Got her 2 years ago with a ticket

Vlad's the better critsart though.
Nero Bride is only good as a trophy.

By that metric, Vlad sucks because Summer Artoria exists.

What do I do with chocolates?

>What do I do with chocolates?

buy shit in the shop

What's worth buying then? I'm a total FGO newbie, I don't really do gatcha shit.

I rolled NP 3 EMIYA on story gacha redbros

Funny how there are more one type of entertainment media, with varying levels of quality.

She's not an arts servant though so??

I really like her final ascension art. I don’t want to spend anything on her though since Raikou comes out in a few months.
Maybe a ticket?

>What's worth buying then? I'm a total FGO newbie

the skill/ascension materials (Crystals, eyes, wings, pages etc...)

Who's the main servant of America? I got el drake, mordred and umu so chances are I'll get that one too.

>Who's the main servant of America?

I think it might be this guy

>demise
You act like Fate had anywhere to go after the VN.

You're getting an assload of porn, spin-off series, anime adaptations, and reappearances by the original cast. What else could you want?

>Thought it was smooth sailing until Jannu Negro
>Completely forgot about KnK event
>Going to probably kill myself trying not to waste my Quartz on THE VOID

What is Kirei's role in the new arc?