Isn't it weird how protagonists in video games are never distracted by their ridiculously hot female partners?

Isn't it weird how protagonists in video games are never distracted by their ridiculously hot female partners?

its because they fuck them offscreen

Literally never stated. Even MGS3 took all the way to the ending scene until Snake nailed EVA.

ain't got no time for that shit, gotta save the world

Same goes for Resident Evil 2 come to think of it

she never wears that outfit in the story though

And by that I'm talking about Claire.
Also Ashley in Resident Evil 4 can get the fucking dick

They generally aren't thirsty kissless virgins

Jake wanted Sherry though?

surprising considering Snake is a turbo autist.

Chads are way more horny than "kissless virgins". My friends fuck anything that moves.

Can somebody make this into a roll for x picture but remove RE2 Sherry?

No. Roll images are cancer and always ruin threads. Fuck off.

They're all gay and only interested in bearmode guys

Sorry straightfags

sheva was horribly underused.

I want to eat out her asshole

You don't think about tits when a monster is about to fuck you up.

>tfw female coworker and all I can think of is bending her over and completely railing her
I wonder if women think the same about their male colleagues.

Didn't the game have cutscene prompts specifically to distract yourself with tits?

Make them all RE2 Sherry.

>I wonder if women think the same about their male colleague
Only if the male is good-looking.

I'm still convinced Link is gay.

sauce?

Stop sexailizing my daughter you demon

>protagonist doesn't rape 10/10 female fighter after knocking her down
Too unrealistic these fighting games

Should be more rape in videogames

It's because they are 3D models and don't have a brain that would consider something 'ridiculously hot'.

One thing I've noticed is that males in vidya are always the 'bros before hoes' type. They're always the kind who's so manly that any point further and that they go full hard gay

Why does Jake and Sherry get flustered when she's in her hospital scrubs in 6 then?

Because it's scripted, they don't even realize they're talking to someone, let alone get flustered. They are in the void, talking to themselves.

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First quote was meant to be the one above.
this one Fuck me, shouldn't have posted a picture of myself.

Everything we do is scripted aswell, only on a higher level of consciousness.

They should be scripted to rape each other then.

>sameface galore

that's because RE operators are professionals.

Probably because they're chads that fuck hot bitches left and right, so even if they want to fuck their partners, they're experienced enough to not get distracted by horniness

To qualify for street fighter's roster and fire plasma out of your hands, you generally need to be an autistic martial artist obsessed with training and gud fites to the point that hot women only make you think AWW SHIT TIME TO FIND THE ANSWER IN THE HEART OF BATTLE.

He didn't trust her, which was understandable considering all the espionage going on.
Some people are able to talk to women just fine without sperging out.

PFFF NO WAY FAG

Well Chris wouldn't cause he's a fag

You sure?

As for the rest, I'm sure that if they weren't in life-threatening situation they'd do something. Maybe not with their partner, though, mixing business with pleasure is generally considered thin ice.

Wasn't Ken lazy but very talented and didn't he enjoy the good things in life?

>tfw co-workers are all women
>want to bang a couple of them and they talk about their tits expanding from pregnancy

That ass
Is this a mod?

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Ken is some kind of prodigy and the destined one that Gill is apparently looking for. Well, it's either Ken or Alex. The chosen one is supposed to be a natural blonde.

If everyone's a cute girl then there's no reason to get hot and bothered!

No it's a model from Darkside Chronicles

user-kun women don't think about bending over men

but I've heard about the mystical art of pegging

male sexuality is about looks, female sexuality is about finding a provider

This is funny because Chads are the horniest most cheating fucks out there. Once you taste pussy you want more and more and more.

Stop, the money meme is full damage control to protect dudes' fragile egos. It's literally all about looks. Not until she's 30 and used up and/or old with face wrinkles will she care about your money.

>never get distracted

Nigga, Jake got distracted by Sherry Thickness all the time wtf you talking bout??

Female porn novels are all about how sophisticated, rich and wise the man is. Barely a line or two about his physique.

And married women over 30 are the biggest readers of such porn novels

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Lol nigga you think girls actually like to read? That's maybe for the fat and ugly girls that no one paid attention to because of that so those girls turned to books.

How do you call this shit? What should i look for to find videos of girls being groped in public?

Why didn't he rape her? Steroids make you a beast

roland

Because he is not a TOTAL piece of shit user?? unless someone pays him to be

>Causes a toxic gas leak because he's too busy staring at Claire's ass

RE characters are aware of how hot each other are (well, maybe not Chris), but most are too professional to allow it to interfere with their mission. This idiot is just a horny teenager though. It's probably the only time it actually affected the game in RE.

>only 5 years older than Sherry
>far more immature than her

痴漢

Hormones were clearly making a mess of him. When he's not horny, he's trying to show off or brag about how awesome he is. In contrast, RE2 Sherry was based on Newt from Aliens, self-sufficient and level-headed.

oregano roll

Gotta suck being a Japanese girl sometimes. You’re genreally FAR prettier than the males in your genetic pool for some reason, they make you wear bizzare cutesy sailor outfits when you are at school, tell you it’s legal to start fucking at 14, then you go out into the wider adult world and all the guys are paying for hostesses and everyone else is grabbing your ass on the train when all you want to do is go to work, get paid and return to your tiny apartment and use your vibrator just like 98% of all other Japanese girls own and do, do a gator roll in your own cummy futon sheets and do it all again tommorow

Maybe thematically, but design wise a dev said both anette and Sherry were based on Jodie Foster

Even with all that Japanese women still don't have it as bad as the average Japanese man.

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>women's lives aren't the same as men
Wow, who knew. Children and dogs don't have the same lives as men either. Men and women aren't the same. Someday you will learn this.

Nice

5 get

>This
Look at Arnold Schwartzenigger. He was so horny he had a secret fuck baby from a mexican gobblin maid.

What the fuck are you even talking about? How did you get any of that from what I said?

>Jodie’s split teeth

What happened to Fat Cocks user and his sister? I don't even remember the last time I saw him post.

>ashley
Meh. Maybe in OP post outfit but she never did it for me.
>Claire
Perfection in code Veronica
Hear she's gonna be in the revalation series
They fucked up her face and dressed her like a special ed tactical officer.
>Errection lost

Trips please.

I dunno user, they both seem to suffer to me, and they are SO HORNY, like panda’s i think all their troubles might lessen if the girls and guys just got together and started cumming in/on each other. They all need a good authentic nut.

Dude Jodie Foster was always fuckable as hell. From what I hear though she's been Weinersteined so hard she went gay

>this is like 95% of TV crime shows

>Weinersteined

NO! NOT HER! PLEASE

Sauce?

We have to assume that hot women are the norm in the game's universe.
Kinda like how it was in comics.

MAH NIGGA
Thanks dude! Rolling for 5, let's go

Yeah that country is like one big middle school dance. Nobody wants to get with anybody. It's pretty funny if you ignore how messed up it is.

Well 9 was my second pick. I'll take it.

I think the whole "I'm going to murder the president for you" turned her off men in general

Aparently the girls all have MANIC sex drives though. I heard that there are more vibrators owned by Japanese girl of all sorts of ages more than any other country in the world. Like over 90% own one.

rollang

Well it's not just spite and jealousy when other East Asian women say Japanese girls are easy. They go absolutely crazy when they study abroad.
The men do too but unfortunately can't get laid as easily.

>photoshopping the numbers off
Final destination.

They’re super thirsty for decent dick. I’m a 5’9 turbo manlet and they were drooling over me.
Most jap girls are ugly af though.

That's why I like to watch fan appreciation JAVs a lot.
I know they are still all under the camera but there are little to no acting seems to be involved, just simply the actresses and fans having fun and fucking wildly. Especially ones that are also company vacations themselves, those are double the comfiness.

Poor Lee. He just wanted some Jodie and she was gay anyways.

>Hot Japanese girls fucking real average fans

W-WHAT?! THIS IS A THING?

Rolling.