What did Nintendo mean by this?

what did Nintendo mean by this?

they want us to masturbate to squids

Stop, how old are they

They're a different species, they could be like 50 years old for all we know

old enough

old enough

they meant "woomy~"

Am I an August if I like how the textures of the jacket and the boots look in that image?

>Durr It's a race that only looks like human children, it's totally ok wanting to fuck them!

Gotta leave it to the Japanese man, that's an even better idea than 10.000.000 years old vampire lolis.

>assmad normalfag enters the thread
lol

based nintendo!

you're European aren't you?

Aren't inklings teenagers? Considering how Callie, Marie, Pearl and Marina are in their twenties

They don't age, they're pixels user

No I love it, doesn't mean it's not as I said.

Where are the old people then?

Cap'n Cuttlefish.

Right here

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Callie, Marie and Marina are still teenagers as of Splatoon 2.

woomy

WAY ahead of them.

squid cunny

the best kind

>No I love it

every goddamm time

That's not her ass. But I wouldn't expect any of you to know that since I doubt you've seen one before.

post your woomies

yes

Jesus, those polygons. You'd get a fucking cut if you even tried to go near it because it's so edgy

>catering to Splatoon's peno fan base

They know their audience.

They are 14 years old

Callie and Marie have undetermined ages other than "older than the inklings" Marina is 18 and Pearl is 21.

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