Hundreds of thousands of streamers

>Hundreds of thousands of streamers
>supply cannot meet demand
>positive meteoritic score

I win

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>game is shit

the consumers lose

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Is vavraposting a thing now?

You lost because your game is godawful.

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found the SJWs

nu-Sup Forums will defend your bad game, you even wrongly called it an RPG you twatt

it's actually a pretty good game

>hundreds of thousands of streamers

OH NO NO NO

clips.twitch.
tv/SoftDirtyYamDancingBaby

NO NO NO NO

I Prevail In The End

>You lost because your game is godawful.

According to whom? The SJW critics who think Gone Home is the greatest thing ever?

Maybe you should look at the opinions of real people and not soyboys:

metacritic.com/game/pc/kingdom-come-deliverance/user-reviews
store.steampowered.com/app/379430/Kingdom_Come_Deliverance/#app_reviews_hash

SJW BTFO

Combat is pretty shit honestly.

It's almost as if the streamers who were playing it... STOPPED STREAMING FOR THE DAY?

And don't forget the soy

could be better but far from shit.

I just rage quit this game because of the stupid fucking bugs

>running away
>getting pelted w arrows because the horse goes slower on-trail than off
>go off trail and get stuck in a 2ft wide stream
>escape black hole stream after SEVERAL attempts
>look behind to see pursuers
>ilostem.jpg
>hit with arrow from no where and die for 5th time

This game has minor bugs that really fuck over they whole experience.

You mean they play it for one day and then never play it again like they do for all the other games.

>>supply cannot meet demand
how is this possible with a digital product?

>what are physical copies on consoles

>metacritic.com/game/pc/kingdom-come-deliverance/user-reviews
>Very nice game 10/10, bugs were predictable and hopefully the developer will iron them out, if not, I foresee a community patch.
>This game is simply brilliant. Guys from Warhorse put their souls into this game and I can feel it in every single frame of the game.
>This game is great. Guys from Warhorse put lots of effort into this game and shows in every single aspect of the game.
>This is an amazing game, some different from the interactive movies from Sony
these are very believable reviews, Warhorse. thank you for enlightening me.

It doesn't matter if the game is shit as long as it caters to my political view/btfos the opposition.
This is the future we chose.

Literally follow the trail, its a scripted event.

The horse goes too slow because of a glitch and I just get lit up with arrows until I die

>buying physical
>2018

>Have to return seal to this guy
>Go to city
>He's stuck here
>Wait 24 hours
>Still stuck here
>Talk to him
>Can't give him the fucking seal

nice

fucking

game

Like the horse literally goes twice the speed off the beaten path

Imagine being literally too fucking retarded so stay on rails. I bet you can't even color within the line in coloring books either.

>owning games is considered antiquated now
I hate nu Sup Forums

xD

Collector's Editions are sold out everywhere, I want one but I'm literally not able to find any shop that sells it.

Alright, I made up my mind. I'm buying the game. It sounds fun and I want to support red-pilled developers in a massive ocean of soy boys. I'm reluctant to spend $66 on a digital game that I won't be able to sell on eBay when I'm done, but oh well. My money is supporting a good cause.

Are you suposed to die or what faggot

You dont even have to steer. The horse follows the trail for you. All you have to do is hold the sprint key.

In your case, yes

>not wanting to play Eurojank kino

WHERE IS BANNERLORD

Das it mayne. I personally haven't experienced any bugs yet, and I'm having a ton of fun so far. Hope you enjoy it as well.

To be honest, this game is giving me feels I haven't gotten since Morrowind. I actually like how everything is more difficult than it should be, even saving the game.

This is not a game for underage faggots, but it's a good game so far.

>Look up other reviews from any of the 10/10 posters
>10/10 KCD on the other 2 platforms

They're not even putting any effort in it. User review is actually around a 6 if you ignore the 10/10

this

Life was rough in medieval times. The game is over for you.

Warhorse can only pay them in squats so they don't put much effort into their shilling.

>all of the 10 and 0 reviewers only have a single review.
Its like the game is getting rated not on the game itself but on the political implications of it.

its kino though
just like ELEX

>user reviews are lower if you don't count the high ones
user, are you okay? Can you smell toast?

I miss when videogames were about fun.

but all of the poor reviews talk about how it's an unoptimized, buggy mess and nothing else.

>walking through the city and its dropping down to 30fps
>stop to change some settings to try and make it playable
>guard comes up holding his sword the wrong way and arrests me for hiding in the dark

>and all of the good reviews talks about how its an immersive experience, realistic and fun dialogue, and a beautifully rendered world
nah, there's blatant shilling, see: not a single negative review mentions politics or things unrelated to the actual game or it's mechanics.

Is it even possible to beat Zebkek in the fistfight without taking out your sword

and all of the good reviews talk about how its a beautifully rendered, realistic, and immersive game.
Any overly lopsided review that was made by a single post reviewer is not to be trusted. Barring those who obviously rated the game on a political conviction, KCD would most likely have a 5-6 metacritic score.

He just gave up and ran eventually for me. He still won't give you shit though. You have to be a true slav and jump the old man with your friends.

>start game optimistic, dont care about the politics
>Father wants me to get some shit for him, okay
>Guy doesnt have money, tell dad
>Says i can beat the guy up, so i run up to the guy and start beating him
>once i finally do, he just sprints away and i cant talk to him
Okay i guess i needed to open dialog with him so i could beat him up, Fair enough

>Later after reloading and doing that part properly, talk to some friends
>they wanna do something to some fag, say sure but dont go through with it in the end
>finish my errands without doing anything with them, dad lectures me and gets all pissy that i threw shit at some guys house?

>Even later, Chase scene
>Tutorials stop your movement
>horse stamina runs out and after regenerating the horse never goes into full sprint
>die 4 times before it finally actually registers that hitting shift multiple times goes into full sprint

>later on recalling my story i mention how i saved some lady from being raped by soldiers
>Literally no idea when this happened but i guess i did it while running away?

>Character also sometimes repeats dialog a few times

Im only like 1 hour in and theres been multiple gameplay stopping bugs and glitches, multiple narrative inconsistencies, and dialog mistakes. Did they even do QA?

This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever read. It's really your own fault for not paying attention to what is happening in the game.
>didn't even notice saving Theresa

Multiple sets of stairs you have to jump up because they don't work.

>It's really your own fault for not paying attention to what is happening in the game.
It's my fault that the game presents side/optional content to me and automatically assumes i do it and doesnt have dialog or cut-scene changes to reflect if i haven't?

If im not meant to be able to miss this things why make them optional?

haha leftshits blown the fuck out Sup Forums wins again.

why do QA when right-wingers will buy the game just because of identity politics?

collector need to cut the bullshit with those figure crap.

>WOW, a new game sold more today than DLC and year old games!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It was part of the scripted event and popped up on your screen twice. "Save Theresea", and "Theresa was able to escape." Do you just not read gigantic alert notifications of objectives?

Based based poster

So basically, this is the white equivalent of Black Panther?
When will burgerclaps just die already?

It's the same shit from Skyrim.

>I want to support red-pilled developers in a massive ocean of soy boys.

You're just as huge of a faggot as them for buying based on the creator rather than the creation itself

It's a mediocre game that nobody would be paying attention to if it wasn't for politics.
This is why political activism needs to be destroyed, retards end up thinking that one product selling or failing is a political statement, it's the same shit with Wolfenstein 2 and all those articles saying "this is the game we need" as if anyone is so shallow that they NEED a videogame.
Retarded civvies as always proving dictators right and that 1984 was actually a utopia.

no, when im going through an area for the 5th time after dying to falling down the hill, being incapable of moving, being stopped moving by a prompt, and the first death admittedly because i didnt expect the chase to happen, I'm not going to assume that i should stop willy nilly and fight things of when death comes so easily and its clearly a chase scene of some kind.

>not putting niggers in a game means you are redpilled
Are you saying that normal people are redpilled?

>Not even alt-righties can come up with anything good to say about the game
>Just that it has a lot of streamers and no black people

this... must be... the power of.... the alt..... right

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> Prime time Europe.
> Hundreds of thousands are watching.
> People playing the game and enjoying.
> American prime time.
> Nobody playing. All busy with multiracial TF2 clones.
> Those that are have just started.
> Turn subtitles on and complai about how they "don't speak English".
> Keep asking if there are dragons in the game.

>hundreds of thousands
Are you saying that this game beat LoL?

Did we take based from the based god

Can you niggers shut the fuck up? Stop giving legitimacy to the SJWs. Just fucking ignore them. JUST FUCKING IGNORE THEM. STOP GIVING THEM A PLATFORM.

>the game is too hard wahhhh
You faggots wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes in Morrowind or Baldur's Gate.

>JUST FUCKING IGNORE THEM. STOP GIVING THEM A PLATFORM.

That's never been the fucking case. If was you retards who turned Anita into a martyr and then started GG

Who are you quoting?

Is it just me or does it bug out your weapon every time you hit wood? Even my fists stop working if I hit anything wood.

There's nothing political about it other than "Gayming Journalists" chimping out about there being a game set in Medieval Europe that HAZ NO KANGZ in it, Wolfenstein 2 and its Marketing campaign was inherently political and it sold like shit.

Not far enough in the game to say whether it's great or it gets boring once it opens up, but so far it has a lot of charm.

That's the thing, it has nothing political, but because the dev called out SJWs, some faggots think the dev is a literal nazi, making SJWs assmad and Sup Forums think he wants to mass murder all those who aren't whites.

#BASED

>There's nothing political about it other than "Gayming Journalists" chimping out about there being a game set in Medieval Europe that HAZ NO KANGZ in it

I mean to be completely fair Varva was a big GG proponent

>dev is a "proud" Goober Gater
>nothing political about it

>#BASED
I remember when people here would make fun of how stupid that fucking shirt is, now apparently that garbage is alright because he's /ourguy/

>Acting like only nu-Sup Forums is retarded

Some people on this board still think Morrowind is good retardation is a part of Sup Forums new and old

That's because Sup Forums is now full of, not only newfags, but millenial subhumans who come straight from twitter and unironically use asterisks, unironically type "hmmmmm", unironically use hashtags, and think that some fucking movie or game failing or succeeding will change politics in any way.
We really need another big war to do some cleanup.

>Developer has personal (political) opinions
>game is political
At least now I know how you people could come up with the miserable catchphrase "Everything is Political".

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fuck you that sounds awesome as shit especially this part:
>>hit with arrow from no where and die for 5th time

>lefty dev has personal political opinions
>FUCKING SJW GAME
>right wing dev has personal political opinions
>I don't see why it matters
lol

H-he's fast

Whatever you say Agnes.

>To be honest, this game is giving me feels I haven't gotten since Morrowind
So it's a shit game with every good aspect in it being merged in your memory by it's far superior sequel but will give credit to this one because it's older and most in the future haven't played it. Leading to them getting massively disappointed when they do go back to it because they'll find out it was much less then they were told all because the most recent sequel will be a step down from it in some ways but not as much as the hyperbole make it seem?

I never liked TES games either. Most of the reason I didn't preorder/buy this yet is I was under the impression it's just some >dude do whatever you want boring sandbox like Skyrim. If it turns out to have an actual game campaign you play through and shit like Witcher 3 then I'll get it in a month or two after their bugfixing patches roll out and try it on for size. Might as well wait for those if it's so CTD-prone right now and enjoy it without those, after all.

>normal values are now right-wing, according to left cocksuckers
LOL

Then why did people shit on Celeste because the creator is a 'progressive' individual even though the game has nothing like that in it?

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