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>it's some shit trading card that nobody cares about
>it's some shit in-game item you already know you got

>hey user, I've known you since middle school and I've never talked to you in person, but I need to tell you that I have always loved you. Would you go out with me? I've always thought you hated me because you're so shy, but I find that shy side of yours so cute... oh god what am I even saying. Anyways, I'll be waiting for your reply after my cheerleading practice. Come see me at the gym, Valerie

>it's a trading card that spoils the plot
yea, no. enjoy the refund

>friend request
>you only play single player games though

Anybody else get a 50% off coupon for Bayonetta?

>get no trading card packs
>get no messages
>the only time I get a Steam (You) is for a coupon because I bought a game in a Steam sale ages ago

Name 1 game that actually spoils itself with trading cards.

>it's a friend request from some pajeet that liked your girl avatar

HELLO

>one of those 10 year old TF2 threads you posted in once that gets bumped every other week without ever being deleted

>go to the gym
>all the Stacies start laughing at you for falling for it

Not this time valerie

>a card from my farm bot

thanks buddy

The End is Nigh 's final world is on a trading card, but it doesn't spoil the actual ending so that's good

NieR: Automata

Unfortunately not. Did you get it because you owned a certain game?

>unironically being a weeb outside of 4chin

MORE COUPONS I'LL NEVER USE.

Yes, I got it for owning Bayonetta.

>Hello! I see you play a lot of Dota 2, I have a great offer for you, just add this url to your name and I'll give you weekly rewards for as long as you keep it on!

If any of you actually use any url like that as your name, kill yourself.

>have no friends
>don't give a fuck about that shit

I have a constant flow of these from russians

think its because of some inventory items I have

It's a friend request from someone trying to gyp my unusual from me.
Add him to talk just in case.
Remove him, block him, and report him when he tries.

That's one trashy whore.

White women were a mistake

No, but I did have Bayonetta on my wishlist. Also got a bunch of coupons for other shitty games during this Lunar Sale.

sorry i am into cute futa trap boydicks now
, valerie

>white women
..........

>its one of my many pets begging me to ERP them

Valerie is my obese spic cousin that fucked a nigger, the name at the bottom killed your post for me

>It's a 50% off on Bayonetta/DoW2 Retribution
>And Alpha Protocol has been added to my catalogue

>Nice job lag killing us when we were fighting mobs you are trash dude why don't you go to arena instead oh wait don't tell me I know it's cos you can't best anyone fair 1v1

>friend invite you to some fag ass group bullshit
no thanks faggot

Get the fuck out
Fucking homosexual nigger

>trading card

>friend you haven't talked to in years invited you to a steam group

kek

It's always an anime-fag. Why do they always want the world to know about their mental illness?

>it's hate mail

>it's that steam group I got invited to two years ago and never responded to

>you have been invited to a steam group
>git gud
jesus christ, steamfags you BTFO in games are always so salty

I want to go back to when this game was brand new.

>random friend invite
>only 4 other friends
>no friends in common

No way, fag.

>random friend request
>accept
>hello sir, your unusual is up for trade?

But I own it and didn't get a coupon.
Are you sure it's not for owning MGR or some other Platinum game?

I just want a tf logo batter's helmet, but no one is selling ;_; sorry

>it's a trading card pack
>from a 5 card set
>it's actually worth over a dollar

>75% off coupon for Bad Rats
FUCK OFF

"hey!!" ~cute gamer girl

It's for signing up to Sega's promotional thing they're doing at the moment, you get discounts as well as the free games

Huh, I thought it might have been sent to users with above a certain Steam level.

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>its a group invite
>(user) fangroup

aaah fuck

>random friend invite
>didn't play any games with them
>profile is private
>not a friend of friend nor anyone I recently spoke to IRL
>promptly ignore and report spam

>had a friend invite on my notifications for a week and a half now
>it's from someone I don't know, no related friends, no related games, they've got a VAC ban from 90 days ago and their profile says something about how VAC bans are dumb
>they've got 250 friends and the highest-level friend is level 550

What do?

>just a message from my friend
:(

>just a message from my worrywart mom

"You wanna trade?"

>(1) Hey, how are you? [Ivone-BR]

>been on steam since 2007
>not one VAC ban
yeah it's the vac bans that are the problem not that guy

>random friend request with no mutual anything
>accept after only a few seconds
>10 minutes pass with no message
>remove them

>It's a friend request form XDEMON666[SCAMCASE.com]

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