User FOR THE LAST TIME PAUSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW AND COME TO EAT!

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

user FOR THE LAST TIME PAUSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW AND COME TO EAT!

Eli Long
Eli Long

I always ate in my room. My family never had family dinners except for holidays and special occasions

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

pause the game and go downstairs
food isn't even ready
end up sitting around for 10 minutes doing nothing
when food's on the table she's on the computer (father cooks)
And they wondered why I would never answer the first time

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

Your mom knows you can't pause the game. She just wants you to realize that virtual shit isn't as important as real stuff.

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

B-But i’m in the middle of hunting a Diablos...if I pause, it will find me and take away my last continue...

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

used to hate this
now I have to make the time prepare my own meals and eat alone
Enjoy it while it lasts underage anons.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

This.
23 this year - kicked out by alcoholic father after devorce at 17. On the streets for 2 months before I got a job and rented a property near Sydney CBD and got back on my feet,

I’m going alright now, studying a duel degree in Business and HR Management with an alright paying job - but heck, do I miss the comfy family meal times with mother.

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

t. amerimutt
what is up with Americans having a fucked up family unit?

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Reminds me of how our mother would always yell at us to start getting ready to leave and then we are all waiting in the car for her to pack up all her shit before we go.

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

And I'm in the middle of paying the internet bills, if you don't pause right now, the provider witll take away all your continues. Also I made your favorite food, the sausage.

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

My parents literally never cooked anything because they don't know how and so we never had "family dinners" together. And I have 3 siblings.

t. europoor

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

B-but sausages give me a headache...
All processed meat does, mum, you know that.
Besides, he’s tale is gone, just 20 more minutes!

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

I don't know what is wrong with y'all. Even as a kid I preferred eating homecooked food to playing shitty videogames.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

This.
I'm 28 and I always have to wake up early to prepare my food before rushing to work
I miss mama's cooking ;_;

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

We rarely ate together in our house either once i got older than like, six.
t. Europoor
i miss my dad.

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

duel degree
Jimmy Sarah says you've been sexually harassing her so its time to D-D-D-DUEL. I play Cletic Warrior in attack mode ya pervert

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Poster here.

I chuckled; thank you for making me laugh for the first time in 3 years.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

tfw your parents are dead and you're never going to see them again because even if there is an afterlife your parents are in heaven and you're probably going straight to hell

Ian Long
Ian Long

Iktf

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

Is that power cord connected to her breasts?

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

I'm not hungry, mom

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Would you let your kids play videogames, anons? What if they have completely different taste to yours and are filthy casuals?

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

I want my kid to be a historyfag so that we can play comfy strategy games together and argue about wikipedia articles.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

that slow burn where the family went from going to church and eating dinner together all the time to never going to church and eating alone

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

Having a child just to argue with about /his/
You really are an Oldfag, aren’t you?

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

How do you deal with having to study if you're on a vidya kick? I like both but hate having to match my schedule to sync with a professor's.

I guess it'll feel more fun once i've been invested in the other thing for a while. I hate switching between them on the same day or even week, though.

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Yes. I'm like 90% sure that I've learned some real-world skills, like multitasking and data processing (which I do in my job) from video games.
I'd just make damn sure they wouldn't play repetitive, mindless games all day.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

What if they have completely different taste to yours and are filthy casuals?

I'd kill 'em, because fuck everyone who doesn't think exactly like meeeeeeee!

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Sorry to hear about you and your dad's devorce

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

Sorry user, your randomly generated son loves playing VR racing games and stabbers (shooters went out of fashion in the early 30s, kids like it close and personal these days) on consoles. They want SiXBox for Christmas.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

Ah Yugi-boi you're funny

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

Your son will now be a furry

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

be me
be 10
new neighbor moves in
good looking single guy
him and my dad become friends and watch a lot of sports on the weekend
off one weekend staying with friends
friend gets really sick so his mom drops me off home early
open the door
didn't have key so try to open the basement window where my dad has his man cave set up
go to open window
see neighbor and dad naked on top of each other
vaguely knew about sex but didn't understand gay sex
ring doorbell and mom opens the door
don't mention anything
start to realize dad and neighbor spending a lot of time in the man cave or my dad will go over to his place
eventually neighbor moves away
parents are still married

I'm scared of getting drunk at family events because I think I'd blurt out what I saw

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

There's literally nothing wrong with being furry

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Please Sup Forums help me, my dad is a furry and tries to recruit me to his weird furry group.

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

t. heretic

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

obsessed

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE UNLESS YOUR GIVING ME MY £300 A MONTH MUM.

David Cox
David Cox

got my first boner at the age of 7
my mom was putting me to bed
I was scared after watching some horror movie
she blew on my tummy to make me laugh
somehow it got to her licking my nipples
w.. what's happening with my penis
whip it out
mom laughs
dad walks in and doesn't look happy
mom tucks me in and leaves
suddenly eating dinner when I'm 12 and realized how fucking weird it was

No wonder my dad was pissed

David Scott
David Scott

He was just jelly that your mom didn't blow on his tummy and nipples.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

That's more of a Euro thing. Literal shithole

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