European Speedrunner Assembly 2018

European Speedrunner Assembly 2018
Now- Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Subspace Intense Difficulty)

Any must watch runs?

esamarathon.com/

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speedrun.com/yugiohfm#100
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Runescape when?

Did I hear that correctly, and the runner suffered a 25 minute time loss?

speedrun.com/yugiohfm#100
Would you watch it?

i missed this

Palutena is best girl

Why are these threads so shit now?

can you americans just stop for a sec?

Because all Sup Forums is good for is complaining and blogposts.

because you're in them

Wondering this myself. They were fine not long ago but now it's awful.

Mutts woke up.

burgers woke up, bully thread was chill

why are they focusing on games only americans care about?
first zelda, now Super Smash Bros
what the fuck

Americans started to wake up

americans ruining things yet again

The GDQ Defense Force

It's not scheduled

Look, everybody knows that Brawl is a fucking meme game, and trying to make a four hour speedrun out of it of is just a gigantic waste of time.
*messes diaper*

>run a category no one else does
>not optimized
>fails a lot even at stuff that he should know how to do
It's basically just a let's pay now

>now
ESA threads last year were way worse with tranny shitposting, now its just retards going DURRR ANOTHER 4 HOUR RUN?!

Hopefully they do get better though, we were going okay with OoT and FF.

Wow! He's great at this game!!!

Non-Americans unable to deal with greatness again.

I think there's a GTA block. Maybe they are doing games agdq avoids

how is it not optimized? he even said earlier the estimate was super high

this sounded interesting but hte runner is a complete embarrassment

>chill
Dead. The word you're looking for was dead. I was there when the run was happening. Not even the animeposters were posting and they were posting garbage all night.

Reminder that you should still be nice to each other and this is a bully free zone.

I saw people asking of Maral was just flirtly or something in the other thread. And it's not that, Iranians just crave white cock. Used to text an Iranian girl and she'd do anything for me, imgur pic related.

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THE GREAT MAZE MADE ME NEVER REPLAY SUBSPACE EMISSARY

The runner is constantly saying stuff like "Oh, that works?". He said he was the only runner so I doubt there has been proper investment on the run to make it optimized.

Cram it nerd

Well yeah, Bully was played a few hours ago.

>50 dollar donation from anonymous
when will the money laundering stop!

>implying tranny shitposting wasn't glorious
>come straight off AGDQ's worst year ever with trannies ruining every other run
>ESA starts and there's not only no trannies but real women on stream, running and commentating

This is your first marathon if you think the thread quality is not directly proportional to the run quality. If the thread is shit it's because the run is shit.

This is already better than GDQ because there isn't a tranny in sight.

Yet he'll still get a better time than you who claims it's unoptimized.

if greatness is "constant bitching" then yes, no one outside of america likes to listen to that

>USA

Get used to it, chump. Or adjust your sleep schedule and admit you can't handle it.

Shit game, shit run, shit thread

>optimized means someone runs the game faster than someone else
That's not what optimized means in the context of speed running you fucking idiot

I think they're just naturally chill. There was an Iranian girl at my last job and she seemed flirty, but mostly because she didn't give a fuck.

All I remember from last year was that yump guy failing a skip for like an hour in paper mario and the guy who got pissed off for someone eating nuggets in his run and then him coming here to shitpost in the thread about it.

So did you show her your white cock?

It's as optimized as he could get it to this point.

Kek, americans can't handle shit.

Yeah Succinct getting assblasted on Sup Forums was one of the higher points.

Honestly this year will probably get better once we get out of this fucking Smash run.

Why would you want to handle shit? That's disgusting.

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>Sub-only chat
It showed how pathetic GDQ has become.

Ah yes, verbal abuse. Grow some skin soyboys, there's nothing wrong!

Nederdraad?

>muh redbull
>shitty hour long games by no name runners
>blue haired 4/10 "girls" whoring on stream
>no PM aloud despite that Fuzzy only runs PM SSE
>b-b-but at least we're not GDQ hahaha
Fuck this cancer.

When's the speedrun of the fanfiction?

Is this the Lucky Star thread?

Mutts can't handle superior anglo bants

No, this is the Sup Forums thread

For those not in the know, this is the longest piece of English literature ever written.

>>shitty hour long games by no name runners
WAHHH WHERE'S MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER

Yes

>multiple 3+ hour runs back-to-back in the first few days

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It goes both ways though you backwater fucks.

Me on the second to the right.

>runners
>youtube
?

All we have after this is GTA, which is super fucking obnoxious but at least Dark Souls 3 will be fun. Maybe Sayvi can redeem herself from her 10 minute chokefest.

I miss when watching Lucky Star felt dirty.

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Stop.

we saw it my dude, you don't have to repost it in every thread

>Maybe Sayvi can
No. She'll fuck up again.

>I'm going to play SO MANY GAMES
Can't he do that at home?

I hope he's abducted by a gang of Somali in Malmö

Fuck off retard

A M E R I C A N S

Who is this and why should I cares?

Tell that to proto

>More Proto shitposting
Nanachi died for this?

She'll Sayvi it this time for sure.

No, I'll tell it to you. Stop.

>so many games
>there will possibly be several protoboy runs at the next ESA
please don't ruin this, you already ruined gdq

How can Proto afford the flight??? Shit is like 1,000+ for Americans.

Im telling that to you, nobody wants to think of proto and how he'll have to answer after death about what they've done to themselves.

He's playing the Gain Visibility On Social Media game. He had a bad run last year.

And Sup Forums will still obsess over her like thirsty betas.

Bring your miserable bad joke speaking life to a swift and brutal end.

You are legitimately being worse than him. Fuck off.

A fucking SEVEN HOUR run at that.

>tripping
MASUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I assume I'm the only person watching this

FFVII was 8 hours and that was one of the better RPG runs I've seen at a marathon.

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I'm watching it.

SQUIRT

>Just make Ridley the same size as Charizard he'll fit right into Smash 4 he's not too big
kek

How the fuck did they manage to fit Ridley in Brawl? For two bosses no less? Must have been a lot of work.

It's interesting how developed this game's single-player is. I thought most people barely ever touched it.

Less than one hour of this and we're free

>FFVII was 8 hours and that was one of the better RPG runs I've seen at a marathon.
Same, I've watched that run probably 3 times. More for the game info than the actual speedrun strats.

People had to because the characters were locked.

Its pretty wild that so much work went into it, they should have honestly just had the Great Maze and not padded the game with other stuff.

GHOSTED