SCP: Secret Laboratory

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

No SCP Thread
Come on faggots, I thought you guys were on to something
99.93.214.180

All urls found in this thread:

supforums.com/thread/407696840/video-games
scp-wiki.net/scp-348
streamable.com/0ugow
youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0
strawpoll.me/15131971
scp-wiki.net/scp-3125
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
scp-wiki.net/scp-3972
scp-wiki.net/scp-2998
scp-wiki.net/scp-2251
streamable.com/pnnhs
steamcommunity.com/id/Aetacena
youtube.com/watch?v=gcmtFdwPz3k
streamable.com/r6vn2

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

he plays on memeparty

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

going down elevator with MTF squad mid-round, full server
commander happily telling us how great of a round this is going to be
ding
fucking eight CI unload into the elevator execution style
we all die in less than five seconds before we can even get a shot off

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Gentlemen, I am going to kill SCP-3002

Because it deserves to be killed. This SCP is one that disgusts me on a conceptual level not only because of how evil and malicious it truly is, but because I have spoken with the author of it.

This man claims that SCP-3002 is not a malevolent hostile entity, that even though it is turning humanity into slaves, eradicating free will, and destroying the Foundation, it's a good thing. That the world will be a better place without the Foundation because it is evil and abusive.

SCP-3002 is the essence of information itself, an anti-memetic infovore creation cannot kill SCP-3002, for if the infovore knows it is consuming her, it will be contaminated by her. Amnestics will not suffice, not will anti-memetics on a global scale, even if the information is not properly registered in the mind, so long as it is processed, she lives on. So long as one single iota of information exists on some level pertaining to her, SCP-3002 exists.

I am going to kill SCP-3002.

Not through an infovore anti-memetic agent, not through amnestics, and not through resetting the world via Ganymede and SCP-2000, for even that has been compromised.

I am going to kill SCP-3002 via directly accessing the collective unconsciousness of humanity, the very will of our species, and I am going to kill her with my own two hands.

She's a thought, a concept, an idea, a meme.

When I squeeze the life out of this monster that would destroy the world in the name of 'peace' and 'safety', that'll just make it all the sweeter.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

he tries to enforce gay rules to the game because he cant git gud
He teamkills players for playing the game by the rules and hurting his feelings in a previous round

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
71.63.72.162

All NA US east.

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

high intercom
NA 71.179.255.185:60699

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
It's [DATA EXPUNGED], and it's [DATA EXPUNGED], you'll be feelin' all right
Hey, let's have [DATA EXPUNGED] together and forever tonight

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous [DATA EXPUNGED]
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, cause you're not Hot Pockets
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

patrolling heavy containment with another plane
we laugh when an MTF and nerd dies to the tesla gate
the zombie I was with dies to it moments later

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

doc spared me earlier because I tricked nerds to open up and free him from 914
meet him again in heavy containment
lets me go
run into CI, they start leading me to safety
go into server room to the stairs
doc right around the corner
I screamed like a bitch.

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

REMINDER: Any server that doesn't have no-blink and 20% Doc damage IS NOT WORTH PLAYING. SCP virgins do not bother replying, we already know how fucking mad you are.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

US / USEast based server, in Atlanta Georgia.

Active administration. Hi, I'm one of them. Lets populate the server D-bois!

24.178.139.165
24.178.139.165
24.178.139.165
24.178.139.165

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

147.135.10.140:7780
6 slots

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

making peanut even more useless

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Reminder that DATA EXPUNGED are among you.

Peanut is for hugs. Let him hug you.

D Boys are traitors. Chaos are Traitors.

RESTORE ORDER.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

77.100.90.203

77.100.90.203

77.100.90.203

15 on gb

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

it was a honor, gent(s)

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

147.135.10.140:7778

Restarted, open slots

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Lets make 173 unplayable

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

When will they add 166?

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

heh... so fucking mad kid. NTF FOR LIFE!

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

here's your (you.)

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

147.135.10.140:7778

NA

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

that last fucking round
D BOI SURGE

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

For anyone wondering. Larry can press his own button when someone is inside the femur breaker.
I tested this to be sure.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

That was some good shit, gunning your asses down

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

supforums.com/thread/407696840/video-games
was going to quote last threat but it died before it could

as much as this pic is funny, its also a reminder that the game news new content, otherwise it will lose its shine and die

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

When they add female playables that aren't D Boys

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

a lone NTF on memeparty finds the microhid and 914 within 3 minutes of the start.
inside 914 with like 20 d boys and 2 scientists
ntf fires the microhid, holocausting all 20 d boys who had no chance to escape.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

nice cpu

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Round restart
spawn as tranny or mudslime
is there any worse feeling

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

Any of these have friendly fire off?

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

be last scientist
dboiz are all dead
fled from the chaos
ntf comes and fucking shoots me and then says "no more hiding scientist"
I just wanted to wait for the right time since I was right next to the intercom room and that's where the chaos were as well.

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

What program should I use to upload and spam songs/videos over the intercom

Leo James
Leo James

virtual audio cable with any media player you like

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

physiological analysis indicates several deviations from baseline human norms, including accelerated hair growth
accelerated hair growth
mfw hair fag

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Make it all the way to heavy containment as D-boy
Get surprised and caught by Larry
Escape from shadow realm with the exploit
Doc is fucking sitting there camping his doorway as I get out
Try to juke him, he gets me
Revs me
Notice that Larry's containment door is open and someone's already in the femur chamber
"Oh doc you're covering for Larry huh? Hold on"
Run in and press the fucking button

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

peanut tailing our group through HC hallways
shut hall doors on people behind me
hear neck snaps through wall

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

waaaah! why are you using the Larry exploit??! WAAAAH!

That's what you sound like. Get fucked.

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Sup Forumsirgins are too autistic to play the game.
If its a FF on server assume all players are out to kill you, don't trust anyone

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

So does voice chat just not work?

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

die at beginning of round
respawn 15 minutes later as NTF
team killed by guy making le epic team killing joke

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

67.176.48.190 is back up

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

buffed human health no SCP server

What the fuck is this garbage?

John Morgan
John Morgan

read through all of scp-093
those riveting logs
That amazing world building
the twist about the unclean
Then you get to the very last section of the very last log and the author takes a massive cliche exposition diarrhea that retroactively shits on everything that made the scp great.
It sucks. So many scps are like that.
Fuck the OC doctors too, worst shit about the site.
And fuck 3999 while we're at it.

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

FUCK NERDS AND FUCK MTF

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

buffing doc damage when his attack has no cooldowns.

No.

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

Spawn as D-boy
Stay in my cell the entire round

THROW AWAY THE KEY

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

MTF miraculously finds LC lift 20 seconds in
D-Boy massacre
Scientist finds pistol
D-Boy massacre
106/049 waltz into LC
D-boy massacre
CI can't spawn until 5 minutes in
D-Boy massacre by aforementioned 3 parties
Why are the best boys treated so awful

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

that's the host, you foolish boy.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

it's a cancerous community based on incestous brown nosing like Mafia-likes
Fuck off retards

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

147.135.10.140:7779
GET IN HERE

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

mfw only me and scientist alive

William Lopez
William Lopez

CHAOS IS GONNA FREAK

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

In my ~26 hours of playing I've only once been TK'd with the ebin elevator grenade, is this more regular in NA-servers?

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

Okay NOW 67.176.48.190 is back up

Join up

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

CI can't spawn until 5 minutes in

Blame the server admin for that one. They can set CI's chance to spawn instead of MTF at round start. Default is 10%

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

No. I have about 18 hours and only had it happen once, too. It was a great round, ironically.

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

It does, although it does happen, especially with higher counts of players.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Even zombies can press the button?
Can you suicide as a zombie to kill Larry?
Hopefully you can.
Fuck larry

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Personally as Chaos I don't even bother going down to light, by the time you spawn either all the d boys will have been killed or made it to heavy, anyone left down there is most likely a bitch who doesn't deserve being saved.

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

D-boy finds scientist
Proceeds to follow, harass, bully, and steal from them the entire round
D-boy finds gun
Kills scientists and bullies 173
D-boy runs into 173
Shits pants and scatters, leaving other d-boys in the herd behind by closing doors in their face
D-boy finds NTF
Proceeds to immediately try to dash past or avoid them
D-boy finds chaos
Leads the doctor directly into them
D-boy enters the shadow realm
Dies in the center to avoid picking a wrong door

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

I've played over 35 hours in 8 days and I've never been TK'd on purpose. That other user is just an exaggerating, butthurt faggot.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

Spot a D-boy running up Peanut's spawn stairs
Balls so big you can see them from the Entrance zone.

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

It hasn't happened to me so it hasn't happened to anybody

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

but what about round start chaos rounds?

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

faggot decides to throw a grenade in the elevator
Which one you fuckers was it

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

3999 and the homestuck satellite definitely encompass the worst things about the site. The fact that 3999 is so loved by the wiki shows how much of a circle jerk that place is.

Brody Green
Brody Green

dies in the center
not using the P exploit to find the proper door and then dying on purpose to the dot poison at the right gate so nobody can know where the exit is without exploiting
Step yo game up

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

Intentional teamkilling is surprisingly low on Sup Forums servers

Usually people only TK people being giant faggots or micspamming over the intercom, and that's only once or twice before the round returns to normal

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

stop posting generals on Sup Forums

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

There's a chance a keycard or gun spawns in the small room at the top of the stairs so the risk is worth taking. Also it serves as a good hiding spot since hardly anyone goes up there.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

it happened to me once, therefore it happens constantly on all servers

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

If he adds 939 there's going to be micspam the likes you've never seen

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

147.135.10.140:7780
Fill up boys only a few slots left

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

go post in a twitter e celeb thread faggot

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Given their glacial development pace, it probably won't happen for several months even if they intend to add it (they don't).

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

play as MTF
commander let's me use intercom
play Roundabout
right when the TO BE CONTINUED cord hits I kill the commander
We all died laughing

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

I too enjoy my matches universally devolving into a shit team deathmatch.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

I saw it at the last minute too

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

No

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

24.220.234.93

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

Well that's stupid, sheep mentality wins again I guess.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

/vg/

Hunter James
Hunter James

SCP-939's primary method of luring prey is the imitation of human speech in the voices of prior victims, though imitation of other species and active nocturnal hunts have been documented

That sounds like it'd be awesome.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

147.135.10.140 0 slot
147.135.10.140:7778 0 slots
147.135.10.140:7779 4 slots
147.135.10.140:7780 3 slots
71.63.72.162 0 slots

All NA US east.

Gavin King
Gavin King

It makes corridor battles actually dangerous.

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

no

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

yeah I've interacted with the devs directly and even offered to assist them like I did with barotrauma. They're literally brainlet memelords that do nothing but sit around and shitpost all day on Sup Forums and on their discord.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

939 going around shouting D BOYZ which attracts trigger happy NTF, Chaos looking for something to do, and d boyz to form a herd

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

play as MTF
commander let's me use intercom
play Roundabout
right when the TO BE CONTINUED cord hits I kill the commander
Holy shit me too, i can only imagine what everyone else who heard that was thinking

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

you want friendly fire off
most people want it on
friendly fire stays on
FUCKING SHEEP MENTALITY

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

CLOSE. THE. FUCKING. GATES. BEHIND. YOU.

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Last person killed by 939 is forced to spectate it and is able to talk to other players from it

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

24.220.234.93

19 slots open

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

hey, I'm pretty sure 147.135.10.140:7779 is down

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

cute!

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

no
t.dead d boy that spawned as NTF and want the world to burn

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

breetty gud m8.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

I see people going in/out of it.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

this fucking server disconnects after 15 minutes EVERYTIME

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

Make a separate animation where peanut warps to the other side the Doctor isn't looking at without moving

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Someone got the IP for that meme lovin fuck server

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

IDS HABBENING

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

ah fuck ye
WITNESSED
YOU SHALL RIDE INTO [DATA EXPUNGED]. SHINY AND CHROME

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

finally get to play as doc
spend the entire round stumbling around in circles, only kill 2 people
how do I git gud and find my way up

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

Red roses too

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

Wouldn't this mean she has a HUGE bush?

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

You know why Doctors stopped making house calls? It was a waste of their time.
Same logic applies here let your patients come to you

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

67.176.48.190 has lots of open slots

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

147.135.10.140:7780
4 slots

David Hall
David Hall

be NTF at start of match
go up our elevator
larry and doc waiting for us at top of elevator
instantly push elevator to go back down, left 2 NTFbros back up just to die
go to chaos gate with 5 NTFbros still alive and 1 scientist, peanut is waiting at the top of the elevator
whothefuckisleavingthegatesopen.jpg
peanut snaps 2 of our NTFbros necks and we escaped down the elevator
doc and his zombies are waiting for us
they chase us and we made it to elevator shaft
meet 2 NTFbros escorting 2 scientists and 4 dboys
tell them on mic that doc and his goons are coming and we should get out and lock the gate and go all the way around
it's too fucking late, elevator door opens and screams from NTF/scientists/dboys alike
contained and locked the gate, just me and one scientist left
scientist dies to a zombie, i could not protect him
server crashes
FUCKING KINO

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

Then stop mindlessly just walking around and start mentally mapping where you are. Or you can do it the retard method, which is leaving doors open to know where you've already been.

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

67.176.48.190
get the fuck in here

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Posting best SCP
scp-wiki.net/scp-348

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

As someone who browses other boards, I'll never stop being upset when my gets are robbed from me by scripts.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

NA or EU?

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Nice!

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

god i hope so

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

DING DING is a pleasure reserved for god's chosen.

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

NA EAST pls join

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

This game makes so many great webm moments I can barely keep up with making them. Look at this NTF loser.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

SCP-106 contained successfully.

William Lopez
William Lopez

why does dr ding make the best fucking meme material?

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

Because [REDACTED]

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

You are a god.

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

That explains everything. Thank you.

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

Memes are a mental virus - and who knows how better to spread a virus than a doctor?

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

Because he's the only SCP that's fun to play.

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

You're quite welcome.
MTF forces are en-route for your termination.

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

time to pull a GaW

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Because compared to the other two SCPs the Doc is OP as fuck and that usually leads to hilarious situations.

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

147.135.10.140

get in here

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

24.220.234.93 [NA Central]
maybe not running it as admin will solve the crashing.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Because he's genuinely trying to help humanity be cured of The Illness. If you see the good Doctor, you should shake his hand and say thank you.

William Ward
William Ward

Who ever is spamming rhythm of the night pls kill yourself

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

Connor when?

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

Wanna switch up the music choice maybe?

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

holy shit kek

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

Crashing happens no matter what you do until they fix the memory leak/heap issue.

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

Fuck off with that Mary Sue.

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

killing ntf with pistol as dboy
best feeling

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

throw grenade
walk back into blast distance after it explodes
die

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

fuck you doc

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

1% chance of a dboi spawning as conner
Mite b cool

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

it is covered in what appears to be the garb of the traditional “Plague Doctor” from 15-16th century Europe. This material is actually a part of SCP-049’s body, as microscopic and genetic testing show it to be similar in structure to muscle, although it feels much like rough leather,

hmmm

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

Why does every SCP parody have to have a supernatural OC?

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Individual/named D boys would be dumb, but having a couple D boys with side effect powers or unique biology, would be neat.

Like a random chance that 1/10 or something of the Ds has some part of the game's code changed for him. Like lower gravity, faster speed or something. Or if the devs want to get wacky, actual strange powers.

Nathan King
Nathan King

connor's the guy you play as in containment breach

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

okay, but my server is crashing within every 30 minutes. I see permission errors randomly peppered through the log.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

streamable.com/0ugow

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

Who dis?

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Chance to play as fish-headed D boy

too funny

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

24.220.234.93 [NA 17 slots open]

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

Pretty sure Connor is based after a specific SCP who regenerates post death, I swear I read something like that when I was rereading Series 1 last month.
It's also a useful plot device, as Connor can get ripped to shreds over and over and still come back, allowing for satisfying SCP gore while not losing the main character.
I actually enjoy how he's used his regenerative ability tactically, such as surprising the robot in Episode 3.
Would be pretty cool. We gotta get that netcode fixed first though.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

so how friendly is this to people who aren't well-versed in the whole SCP lore?

It seems like a ton of fun but I don't want to just hop in and ruin everyone else's fun because I don't know shit.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

completely friendly

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Absolutely doesn't matter. All knowing the lore does is help you know what the various SCPs do, but you'll figure that out after a few rounds.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

This game has the best situational comedy.

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

The timing of this is so good, I genuinely believe this is scripted

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

Remove the frame where Peanut's foot is just a circle, makes it look a bit jank

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

"Notes: Message appeared: 'I'm Proud of You'"

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

ded

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Spawn as Larry
Wait for NTF to show up
DC
are you fucking serious

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

be furfag
help fuck up peanut and larry
need to activate the alpha warhead
me and another guy get left behind as whole squad goes down to the warhead
no response on radios
we just think they are retards who forgot to turn on their radios
I volunteer to go down to check on them
elevator transitions, suddenly filled with corpses that weren't present when I entered
door opens, the Good Doctor staring at me with his zombie pawns
gets cured

I would not have entered that fucking elevator if I saw that it was filled with fucking corpses

James Watson
James Watson

But that's wrong.

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

SCP: Spacehulk

Blake James
Blake James

147.135.10.140 0 slots
147.135.10.140:7778 0 slots
147.135.10.140:7779 4 slots
147.135.10.140:7780 1 slot
71.63.72.162 7 slots

All NA US east.

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

watching some lone furfag on spectate juke the shit out of larry for a solid two minutes
what a fucking legend

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Elevator SCP entry that references the Elevator Dimension.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

NA, it's full now though

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

how do you know the number of slots?

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

most of those look like the same ip under different ports

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

It's embarrassingly easy with how tiny Larry's attack hitbox is and the complete lack of any lag comp. Melee attacks are complete guesswork

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

playing on EU server because all the NA ones are full
have absolutely shit ping but whatever I get to play at least between classes
spawn as male to female
get separated from squad and wander EZ alone
reach the EZ gate and airplane zombie appears when I open the door
start jumping around when I notice the lag kicking in
say "Time out, I'm lagging really bad. Just wait one sec"
we both stop moving and just stand there for about 10 seconds
connection gets good again and say "Okay we can resume"
jump around some more before he kills me
Objective proof that airplanes are the best group after D bois

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

playing as 939
scream DBOYS outside of 914
they actually open the door.

I'm dying of laughter.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Doesn't answer my question retard

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Server software tells you.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

IF ANY DEV IS READING THIS :: ffs give all the power to the host nad fuck steam posts that begin with "as a female gamer..."

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

939 isn't in the game.

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

he doesn't know the server admin access command to play as 939

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

computer so shit I get stuck in the shadow realm while loading and can hear literally every voice chat simultaneously

I have... ascended.

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

go on Sup Forums
make up a green text story that never happened

I'm dying of laughter.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

I'm literally playing as 939 right now

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Does NTF also "win" if they blow up the place? I thought that was only CI's objective

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

yeah and my dad works at nintendo

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

What the actual fuck is the deal with 106's attack?
Got stuck as him for two rounds and both of them were chasing after screaming nerds and weebs while I watched the little circle fill up, but it seemed like total RNG when they finally got eaten.

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

MTF wins when there are only scientists and MTF left alive. How they accomplish that goal doesn't matter.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

same

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

Nah, unless they're the only ones alive on the surface after setting it off.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

peanut and larry rush d boys in 914
we escape as one user micspams metal gear alert theme

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

pretty fucking certain the round wouldn't end if a scientist was still alive or unconverted

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

The circle is a cooldown, you can't spam the attack. Gotta aim.

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

that circle is his cool down. you gotta aim and time your warps. I find about a foot out is the sweet spot

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

i like doc

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

wrong, the circle is actually his attack delay. the hit goes through when the bar becomes full.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

So does it activate as soon as you click on somebody, do you need to hold it over them until it's done cooling down, or is there some specific frame that finally gets them? Frantically spamming lmb seemed to give the best results for me.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

what the fuck kind of style is that for porn?

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

I was once the last Scientist with a bunch of NTFs fighting Doctor and his Zombie army on the surface after the nuke had detonated. The round ended once last SCP was dead with me still being alive.

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Nah dude, it's as soon as you click the button. The circle is a cooldown. It's very simple.

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

I believe it's the initial click, no need to hold

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

oh god damn it

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

I give up hosting, can't get it to not crash.

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

Nah dude, it's as soon as your circle fills. The circle is a delay. It's very simple.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

he's wrong though, the circle is a cooldown. i realized this the first time i played larry. easy to comprehend.

John Harris
John Harris

I finally got to play as the Doc.

There were 39 casualties.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

very likely it was a force restart.
stop spreading m

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

why are you arguing about something you're wrong about?

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

It's just the game my dude, they're working on crash fixes

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

Doubt it was a forced restart as the game summary considered me "rescued" the moment last SCP fell.

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

I was always kinda peeved they made him a bong when he's french

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

playing with/v/
whenever I'm spectator I just draw porn on my second monitor
Haven't been this comfy in forever

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

homestuck satellite
which one is this? been away from the site for a while

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

jesus christ it's like you two have never played larry

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

why are you arguing about something you're wrong about?

see? I can pull this card too you know. This isn't up for debate. It's simply a fact that you need to deal with.

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

80% CPU usage
no thanks

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

Keep on being delusional kiddo, hope it works out well for you.

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

my god man you're actually retarded if you think that's how it works

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

Give some samples nerd.

William Foster
William Foster

my god man you're actually retarded if you think that's how it works

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

Try actually playing as 106 before claiming you know how he works. The fact that you can't comprehend something so simple is hilarious.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Game is not graphic demanding so it runs off your cpu if its better. Just make it so it runs off your gpu

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

strawpoll.me/15131971
strawpoll.me/15131971
strawpoll.me/15131971

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

post moar servers!

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

What are the NA east servers?

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

147.135.10.140:7778

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

Try actually playing as 106 before claiming you know how he works. The fact that you can't comprehend something so simple is hilarious.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

Full or Timing out

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

tfw focusing on the animation takes up too much of my attention and I can't enjoy the game at the same time
It'll all be worth it once it's done at least. Then I can go back to drawing cute anime girls again.

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

server is full faggot

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

What are you? 12? Just admit you're wrong.

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

you can't vote on reality

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

i just left

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

lets have a vote on it, the popular opinion is the right answer.

Who the fuck put you in charge of the scientific method? I'm actually mad now.

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

be NTF
get to the HCZ checkpoint really fast
it was just opened and is automatically closing
no sounds of footsteps nearby

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

play as doc
rounds go on forever
kill tons of people each time
always gets hordes of zombies
know each and every hiding spot in any room

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

all out of arguments it seems

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

jesus christ I just wanted to know how to 106
please stop fighting, both of you

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

you had no argument in the first place because you don't understand a very simple mechanic in this game somehow

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

getting ping spikes up to 2000
anyone else got this?

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

t.assmad delay fag.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

What are you? 12? Just admit you're wrong.

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

Any free servers at the moment?

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

Just make it so it runs off your gpu
epic

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Actually it's you who doesn't understand and I'm not

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

the fact that anybody is voting for the bottom one is hilarious, you people really need to gain the ability to analyze simple things.

Robert Young
Robert Young

sorry man you gotta pay to play

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

you had no argument in the first place because you don't understand a very simple mechanic in this game somehow

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

That guy is a fucking retard. The correct answer is his circle is his cool down and he warps on click. Don;t listen to the underage retards telling you otherwise
t. plays Larry a fuck ton

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

jesus fucking hell you must actually be underaged to be this stupid

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Fucking amazing

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

jesus fucking hell you must actually be underaged to be this stupid

David Fisher
David Fisher

093 needs to be it's own fucking game.

Its the best one by far.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

05 card
escape
it's gone
Never again

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

Someone's trying actually

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

using a literal kindergartener "argument"
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

using a literal kindergartener "argument"
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

I know you are but what am I?

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

rip 67.176.48.190

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

I would love a game or more stories about the antimemetics division.

With all the nods to the fifthism subplot, I ate that shit up.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

all my favorite servers are kill

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

I know you are but what am I?

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

is the mic bug fixed yet

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

This but full

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

the entire game is pure situational comedy gold
only 3 days already 20 hours in this
love you guys

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

DONT STOP NOW!
GO MAN GO!

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

so mad he makes a strawpoll and proceeds to argue with my replybot while I took a shower.

exasperated kiddo.

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

This but full of people who are newfags to this and ruin the game. Aka not funny or fun to play with I miss Spartan, Ashton and John. Even Radical Roach.

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

spartan's on 147.135.10.140 i think

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

mfw reading 3125, and later the tales for the antimemetics division

I am honestly looking forward to the next tale in the series

scp-wiki.net/scp-3125

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

post screenshots

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

mfw I forgot my face

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

everyone on the anonymous imageboard is the same guy
you're retarded honestly

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

dumbass

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

everyone on the anonymous imageboard is the same guy
you're retarded honestly

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

server is full
server is full
server is full
server is full
connection timed out

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

What's the end of what happened in that article? Did everyone dies because it just ends with a vague "RESTART".

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

whoops, I meant to turn that off.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCKING MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

I need the full server list lads.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

be 106
049 wants to kill some specific guy
ok lol
we corner him and he dies
next round he shittalks the two of us over intercom and spends the entire time outside facility
TK him, many keks
Next round 049bro gets 049 again, revives me, we kill him once more
he respawns and gets fucked by 173, also a bro
I haven't seen a game so easy to dick people in since TF2

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

witnessed

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

he thinks people voting on it makes me any less right.

Once again, who put you in charge of the scientific method? This isn't a matter of opinion or subjectivity. It's a matter of objectivity through applied learning and direct observation.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Post 049 porn

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

tfw there's only 12 images
tfw none of them are fembois like I expected
At least Mal0 has a lot of good shit.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

And the cancer begins.

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

Your breath stinks, Echamp!
SHUTTHEFUCKUP

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

he doesn't know the SCP where it has a tranny narrating a film.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Draw some SCP porn you FUCKING fagoli

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

can confirm that its a delay
just tested it on an afk dboy

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

It's actually not though, pay attention.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

How about removing his attack and instead making him teleport people just by coming in contact with his body? Also make him slower so he's not OP

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

I want to make some oc but i can't play the game right now, away from my gaming pc, only shitty laptop here. Can anyone post screenshots of 914 room, i need it for reference.

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

play for about an hour
crash
some other user said he had this exact same issue a few days ago and fixed it by turning light rendering off, is he still around/how do I do that?

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

#?

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

dude im pretty confident it is

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Explain the last log, I dont wanna read it if it is that bad

and fuck 3999

I like you alot user, fuck meta skips

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

It's really, really not.

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

049
:^)

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

but i just tested it bro....

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

and i've played countless rounds as 106 in almost 200 hours of the game and i know how it works, so stop.

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

holy shit that's amazing
please for the love of god do the entire animation

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

unfortunately that's going to happen to any online project where anyone can submit stuff you're going to get retards ruining others stuff and submitting their own edgelord/not actually funny funny oc's

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

Which SCPs are in this game?

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Fem or femboy 049 or 1471

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

only one card in 914
set it to rough as they put it in
Who else /class DEVILISH/?

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

It's basically a shoehorned agent from the foundation that somehow found its way into the dimension like 30 years ago. He then leaves massive info exposition dump about everything that happened in the world, plus he describes how he somehow survived for a long time alone in that world while even the technology of the present foundation can't even deal with one unclean.
It's basically one good example of why YOU SHOW, DON'T TELL.

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

they just keep responding to him

I'm not sure who's more retarded at this point.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

69,666,420,911

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

no u

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

Most you're going to get out of me is this one scene user, which has taken me somewhere around 10 hours alone. Animating in Photoshop was a mistake.
If I had infinite time/energy I actually would.

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Doc enters a locked room and starts killing without checking his surroundings

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

femboy 049
very nice

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

we love you anyway

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

WHAT
SERVER
WE
ON

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

049 - plague doc
106 - old man/larry
173 - statue/peanut
079 - the computer (currently being reworked and not in the game probably back in next patch)
096 - (coded but not added yet probably will be in next patch)

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

lewding 049
VERBOTEN

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

Well fuckin done user.

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

fuck the rules

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

24.178.139.165

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

I've seen that image you fucker and it has a pussy.
Still top quality though.
I've obviously been struck with some sort of affliction and need a cure

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Walk D-boy all the way to the exit
Shoot him in the back

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

post active NA servers

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

That's my favorite way to kill Dbois.
Good shit.

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

band up with a scientist running away from peanut, larry and doc
get to peanut's containment
walk up the stairs
can hear larry walking around
"if they find us we jump off together"
get to the lift a
another d-boi joins us
tells us to get the fuck away because the SCPs are up there
run to lift b
mtf squad surrounds us
tell them I helped the scientist
scientist vouches for me
says he can't vouch for other 2 d-bois we came across along the way
they get shot straight away
scientist bro stands in front of me
another mtf squads comes in
get shot as soon as they saw me
Why are the MTF worst kinds of pieces of shit?

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

So this kind of shit is just seen as acceptable to everyone? I can't fucking stand it.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

actually kill two NTF as a zombie

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

pussy
2 versions

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

When all the SCP's and NTF make it to light containtment at the same time

youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Check e621, there's a couple there.

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

2 versions
mfw
I'm going to need a link.

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

1289457

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

173
intercom starts playing music
distant yellow light
door open
SNAP
radio silence

this is the best

John Nelson
John Nelson

Servers are either full or have nobody in them
Fuck me

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

what is everyone gonna call 096 when he comes out

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

Z BOIS
Z BOIS
Z BOIS
Z BOIS
Z BOIS

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

2 disconnects in a row
well I guess I'm done for the night

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

147.135.10.140 0 slots
147.135.10.140:7778 3 slots
147.135.10.140:7779 4 slots
147.135.10.140:7780 1 slot
71.63.72.162 just restarted

All NA US east.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

sonic or lanky kong

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

Much easier to allow the SCP to speak to people instead of only being able to speak to other SCPs

Maybe have a few special powers where he can imitate gunshots to lure in victims

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

Probably Sonic, judging by how fucking fast he moves in the devstreams.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

god bless our airforce

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

JOIN theres some slots open
147.135.10.140:7778

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

It's a no decision vote because one O5 is infected with 3002. They can't do anything, the Foundation has lost, as of the end of that article.

I want to win.

John Cooper
John Cooper

Doctor should definitely be able to talk to humans

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

So can someone red pill me on how 106 is recontained? Like the whole sacrificing thing.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Shy Guy

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

Tfw zombo camping out with other zombos and Doc in Larry's place while NTF and Chaos kill each other outside the room, listening to Larry as he sends everybody to the shadow realm
Nuke room is a comfy distance away for easy disarm

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

1289457
Delicious bussy user, thanks.

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

they should really add the option to stay dead, zombie is fucking dreadful to play as

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Larry's a dirty old faggot with a femur kink, when he hears a D-boy getting his femur slowly snapped by a hydraulic press he can't resist the urge to drag the unfortunate boy into his magical realm for fun time.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

Lock Doc in a room
He resurrects you as a zombie as a "fuck you"

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

when a joke tale of Lord Blackwood in 093 world fits more that the canon log

What in the fuck man, how could they ruin one of the best skips in the site? Was the original creator or another dumb tumblr "rewritter" who did this?

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

I don't know what you're referring to but I really doubt its as bad as the homestuck satellite, even if the difference is only marginal.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

Super Sonic

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

meta scps /can/ be fine, 3999 specifically is just awful.

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

shut the fuck up and calm down

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

Danny

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

reading all the shit on scp-1730

Woah mama, that's a lot of bad shit.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Got 40 hours in the game and getting kinda bored, I hope 096 comes out soon.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Larry tells Doc to camp outside of the femur breaker room
Endless conga line of furries and nerds exiting the shadow realm only to get DINGED
This happened yesterday, it was torture.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

71.63.72.162

get in here fags

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

decide to actually read 3999
it can't be THAT bad, I tell myself
it is worse than I could ever have imagined

how can people upvote this nonsense?

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

67.176.48.190 is back up, sorry about that

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

67.176.48.190
get in here about 6 slots left

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

that one fag that immediately wants to go to the intercom upon spawn as CI/MTF just to say reddit memes

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

play newest version of containment breach since sl revived my interest
get caught by 106 while fucking around 914
not only manage to escape but get to his containment and capture him
awshitnigga.jpg
try to save
can't click monitor, won't let me save
What the FUCK man

Like it's not even the MAV shit, the game just won't let me click on monitors to save. Any way on how to deal with this besides restarting? Doesn't help my only way forward is running through SCP-966's cell which 096 also happens to be fucking around in.

This is the first run I ever attempted that I finally got invested in and this shit is just absolutely fucking me.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

71.63.72.162
NA join

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

a girl speaks up and everyone gets quiet for 10 seconds

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

what is this garbage and why is it defacing my foundation.
Dr. Gears get the fuck over here

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

be zombie
camp outside 012 waiting for nerds to open door
they lock me in
fuck.

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

scp-wiki.net/scp-3972
Go to 4:50 and watch.

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Is that straw poll idiot still in here?

I just wanted to say "in your face, scrub".

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

What's the best sapient SCP and whats the worst?

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

it was my boyfriend watching netflix in the other room, fug

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

The big big big problem of series 4 is how every kid wants to create a meta scp, no longer meta skips got any magic behind them and I dont think they can anymore.

My only favorite meta skip I like its scp-wiki.net/scp-2998 a good use of odd object classes and meta for a nice skip

The idea its neat but it shits the bed so damn hard and then the whole "I just shat out what I have in my mind Imma cool kid yet?" writter just kills everything and makes you angry this piece of shit got tons of votes.

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

Get on my level, I have two dads

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Can't even vote down that pile of garbage without going through a fucking application process.

James Wood
James Wood

I just want all my Dbois to hear a well written fanfic about two dudes fucking

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Oh boy its another he walked right through me an didn't disappear because player model location doesn't represent their actual location due to latency episode.

no

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

SCP-079 MUST NEVER BE CONNECTED TO A WALL OUTLET IT CULD B THE END OF DA WOURLD!!!!!!!!!
plugs him into a wall socket
he turns off your lights and closes a door in front of you for 5 seconds
holy shit OP as fuck scp this is truly the end of the world what a time to be alive

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

Is he faster than super speedy danger peanut on low health?

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

give him the ability to not only arm the nuke but fuck around with the facility in a way that it can't contain the explosion, killing absolutely everyone and ending the match

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Sonic or Big Guy

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

nah it's some other fag you're alright

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

I'm gonna call him Long Boy

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

scp-1730
What is it?

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

he doesn't turn bloom off in every game that wasted money including it

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

71.63.72.162

slots open

Blake Young
Blake Young

71.63.72.162
NA east low ping, do it up.

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

Sonic seems to be the general consensus.

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

682 and 079 are best friends forever
Even though 079 has the memory of the potato and no way of storing enough stories to entertain 682 for a significant amount of time
Even though 079 doesn't even have any stories beyond creator ded buhu ;_;
Even though 079 and 682 have absolutely nothing in common besides a hatred of humanity
What was the point?

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

holy shit that is the worst bloom i have seen in any game

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

Wat game

William Smith
William Smith

Best server right now?

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

Spawn mid round NTF
Someone closes the elevator in my face and leaves me behind
Fuck you. Imma spam the button and send you all back up
Mfw the elevator opens to Doc flanked by zombies

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

D I N G E D

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Oh snap, you just got DINGED!

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

be d boy
find a scientist
i'm a d boy that doesn't bully scientists
get into 914
scientist locks out 5 d boys
they all get their necks snapped
we survived and meet up with MTF
scientist vouches for me
they let me live and escape
spawn as chaos after escaping
they disarm me and make me follow them around

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

How the hell do I disable it? Also the lens flare is annoying as fuck too.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

"You mean, the Chaos Emeralds?" Obama chuckled

best chaos bois

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Dick around in the options when you're not in game.
I dunno if it works for anyone else, but the hardlock/fuck you restart your computer bug seemed less common with graphic settings turned down too.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

be CHAOS
entire squad goes down elevator
scientist is waiting at the bottom and as we run out he says "just gonna slip past you boys" and runs right past us into the elevator
absolute madman

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

tfw stuck in the bottom of larry's room
f u c k

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

fag

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

The first and only time I tried this, it felt like it was laggy as shit, can't tell if I was unlucky or if it's just that unoptimized.

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

Any EU serbs?

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

baby's first SCPs

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

all these tryhard autists reeing in memesystem

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

make sure the server is somewhere near you, if I try any server that isn't US East it's unplayable.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

106 on 147.135.10.140:7778
TIMED OUT
EAT MY ASS THIS SERVER HS SHIT CONNECTION

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

If I'm midwest should I try US East or US West?

William Smith
William Smith

finally become SCP for first time
be doctor
can't figure out how to make zombies

Angel White
Angel White

why did you jump down?

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

halls are silent
you got separated from the pack of nerds and d boyz
suddenly
HEY BUDDY I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOR
oh thank god friends
nope its 939
turn around
another
FUCK YOU it spurts
when you get sandwiched between two 939s gangraping you and spouting off gachimuchi quotes

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

it was an accident
I tried to hide on the cube and then hit the railing

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

939 packs spamming SCOTLAND FOREVER together

James Edwards
James Edwards

spitroasted by 939
Do you think they have dog dongs

Robert Price
Robert Price

Man that was painful as hell to read, could have formatted it a bit better at the very least.

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

shitpost all day on Sup Forums
[citation needed]

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Larry is weakest SCP
exploit revealed, even weaker
people tk him and laugh about it

I have literally never spawned as Larry, thank god.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

well yeah, they're cured.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

EMPTY

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

Hybrid duel serpent dog dongs

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

Join server
Miss spawn wave by seconds

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Knowing that these things go down when I get on the intercom is just too good

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

I've been using vlc to micspam, is there anything easier to use?

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

hold E on freshly killed corpses

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

hiding in a dark corner, praying nobody will notice
a fucking pack of feral dogs [screaming in bagpipes] flies around the corner chasing an MTF commander

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

This game unironically needs voteban.
Just for massive tk griefers and no one else, mind you.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

DCSB is my personal favourite. Pick mp3s, hotkey them, voila.

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

Game freezes between rounds
join back too late for the next round

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

No, they have [DATA EXPUNGED] at a length of [REDACTED]. Upon contact with a female, __________________________
Dr. Bright's notes: Christ.

Mason Green
Mason Green

devs have told me that they wont add it because there will be admins on the 2 official servers.
makes no sense.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

is there an indicator in the game that shows when mic button is pressed?

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

I never played the game or anything SCP related but this looks hilarious

any videos with shenanigans you guys have?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

049's mask is actually a part of it's skull

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

I like the concept of a SCP able to freely edit and interfere with its own report to the foundation, but this shit was just fucking horrible and was a clusterfuck for the sake of being a clusterfuck.

Is there any better examples of SCPs interfering its own reports or fourth-wall breaking SCPs that's not a obnoxious mary sue?

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

30 seconds into the round
SCP 106 has been successfully contained

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

just look at their discord, fag. The devs have also for a fact, posted updates and content on Sup Forums.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

PROTIP
TURN OFF VSYNC AND LOWER LIGHT SOURCES TO 6 IN SETTINGS AT MAIN MENU

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

I like this one, myself.
scp-wiki.net/scp-2251
It's one of those SCPs where you can tell the dude wrote it solely because he thought of a really great joke with it, but it still works.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

If I play this with friends, will game put us in the same team?

Easton James
Easton James

tesla gates
also please there are some d boys stuck in the machine room, please let us out

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

streamable.com/pnnhs

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

that's because the devs are retarded user.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

P vrgins

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

hiding in 914 as larry is to fun

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Agent in the field takes a taste of something for acidity.
How could an agent this retarded actually be in the foundation? I just can't figure out an explanation.

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

using Discord
What do you take me for, a peasant?

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

steamcommunity.com/id/Aetacena

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

oh nuts it's something about Australia isn't it
get to the bottom to see what it's actually about
Now that was an unexpected laugh

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

sup faggot

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Doc kills scientist
doesn't kill me and the other dboy or stop me from locking him in
That's how you contain shit.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

go watch criken and bedbananas videos on it

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Also, go into your graphics driver settings and set the max pre rendered frames to the lowest option, or else there will be a horrible mouse delay on some cards.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

That's not even the punchline. Keep reading.
There's also a semi-explanation the creator put in the discussion page for the article.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

LMAO 2DOC

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

my antivirus keeps deletingi t

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

How would scp 1529 work?
Would he stun the first person who looks at him?

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

clearly, since its the dev's official channel.

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

guy hides in the nuke control room and tells everyone else to go turn it on
goes afk when the switch is flipped
the one NTF left is miles away from all the CIs

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

on Memesystem? I got fucked by a dude that I didn't know had the mega laser.

Isaac Murphy
Isaac Murphy

Never forgetti

youtube.com/watch?v=gcmtFdwPz3k

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

Did the devs show off 096 yet?

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Doc kills me the second I spawn in

Now that's what i call bullshit

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

Devstream showed it being coded but I missed it so don't know details

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Get eaten by Larry
Make the right guess out
Open the femur room
suicide in
Larry ded
thanks larry

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

on a stream, I missed the stream

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

Playing as 049
Having one of your Z-bois bait an ntf down the hallway leading to heavy containment through entrance
Watch a bunch of ammo explode out of the squad as I just click them as they run by

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

God this game needs a mute

I'm sick of this guy reading Pony smut in deadchat

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

doc tries to lock me and the d-boyz in 914
hear a snap as soon as the door closes

Nathan James
Nathan James

where is the stream located?

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

somewhere in the past

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

that no-fun allowed faggot that demands emotional attachment to SCPs

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

secretly have card to get out of low containment as scientist while everyone else is in the upgrade room
run into doctor
make deal with him

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

U R L

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

first time larry
having fun
disconnected: timed out
just femur break my heart

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

search it youtube, 'coding scp-096'

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

I doubt 682 has any other hobbies other than murdering humans.

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

u sound like my cousin is ur name Sophie

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

Peanut got blink teleported into the bit in the crossroads room
FUCKING LMAO

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

streamable.com/r6vn2

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

no, it's not

Parker White
Parker White

be Peanut
In the Heavy room with the ammo closet and the pits
Chaos looks at me and the game fucking teleports me into the pit
FUCK

John Bailey
John Bailey

trapped in room for 20minutes as a zombie
door somehow opens after nuke is arming
wander outside
instantly find a dboi

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

pit*

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

Elevator opens up
See this
What do you do?

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

Join them in the afterlife

William Barnes
William Barnes

Check the bodies to see what killed them, and then probably head to the other gate to flank whatever is lurking down below. Since the bodies are their before the transition I assume it was a grenadefag.

Josiah James
Josiah James

096 is not going to be a NPC hazard

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

P O S T S E R V E R S

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

What is the Larry exploit?

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

I did that, but nothing ever happened.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

god bless you guys for turning this crashy piece of shit game into something amazing

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

darn I really wanna bang her

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

If you stand still and hold "e", he can't send you to the shadow realm.

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

thanks doc

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

Yeah, now you can go and cure like never before you fucking bird nose

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

Does he still dmg you?

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

Exploit?

Evan Long
Evan Long

nope, can't touch you as long as you hold e and don't move.

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

Threadly reminder that it's not ok to spam intercom. One less than 30 sec broadcast is ok but after that go do something productive, like saving Nerds/D-bois, killing SCPs or arming nuke. You are not funny or having fun, you are just forcing your shit on others.

James Russell
James Russell

079 - the computer
What did it do?

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Wait, what the fuck? That's in addition to the exploit where you press "p"?

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Yea, but don't abuse it, abusing glitches is for fags.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

It's neither, the bar is its active frames.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

SERVER CRASH REEEE

William Ross
William Ross

Necron get your fucking brain checked jesus christ.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

t. faggot

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

that server was getting pretty shitty tbqh user

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

are they sucking each other off for fighting off the toxicity and the right for "female gamers"

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

NA
147.135.10.140

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

soyboy larry detected

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

What does pressing P do?

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

are there any videos of people ordering food in the intercom

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

P is for Protect

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

You traveled through cameras on the roof's of rooms and were able to open/close (and lock with an ability cooldown) doors. You could also override the tesla gates for a few seconds. It was pretty much the commander role in Natural Selection 2 in regards to how you'd direct your team.

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

sacrifice self to contain Larry
teammate pushes the button
...
Larry never spawned

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

those dont exist

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

147.135.10.140 Get in bois the waters fine

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

Yeah and they both get nutted while doing it.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Nah, none over the age 15 wants to listen non-stop memeing and music blasting when it's part of the gameplay to hear footsteps and doors closing and opening.

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

squad of soyboys all abuse exploit
immediately die anyways

You can't make this shit up.

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

this was the server that just crashed btw

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

d-faggot is bullying me
secrelty holding pistol in inventory

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

I unironically heard a girl in memeparty yesterday, unless it was just a very convincing trap.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

nigga I got a gun, don't need no elbereth button

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

memeparty

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

I want to RAPE Saphie!

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

lmao

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

Holy fuck was it you?

The asshole who randomly shot me as we were chilling in the machine room?

Fuck you dude

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

BETA UPRISING

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

d niggers deserve to die

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Don't bully me or my friends ever again

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

be d boy
with a group of 2 other d boys
don't have any cards
can't find 914
come across peanut
we decide to compliment him and try to reason with him
ask him to show us the way to heavy
he does
ask him to open the door
he does
don't know about the other two d boys but I ended up making it out

Thanks Peanut. You're a cool abomination of the unnatural.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

the first 10 seconds micspamming DDDBOOYSSSSS
truly no better feeling

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Nerds are literal school shooters

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

ding'd

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Sometimes game crashes and freezers my pc completely. Like crt+alt+del or single time press power button don't work at all. Only holding power button for 5 secs to completely turning off pc works. Do anyone here has this problem? How to fix it?

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Preemptively shout D-BOYYYYYSSSS
Spawn as NTF
No worse feeling in the game.

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

Finally get to feel the feeling jocks have before their sport event

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Trick an MTF, blow him away with a hidden pistol
Find CI, talk up how fucking cool I am for escaping an killing an MTF
Get absolutely destroyed by NTF just before escaping

Don't let pride get to your head lads

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

bunch of d boys
only one other is spamming
COME ON NOW D BOYS

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

Preemptively shout D-BOYYYYYSSSS
there's a giant fucking orange text box why would you not wait for it

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

I lowered all the graphics and run it in windowed and I haven't had the problem since

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Wait until devs remove their thumbs from their respective asses to fix that shit.
Failing that, I played about two hours without that happening by turning all the graphics down to potato levels.

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

get 173
having immense fun
disconnect

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

someone PLEASE GOD make this a perfect loop

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

Hear my voice echo
Stop talking

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Can you fill me in on the fifthism subplot? I must have missed it what I read the stories the first time.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Fuck i don't want to use that light rendering mode, it removes half of the atmosphere.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

???

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

so like i got my micspam to work in game, but also be able to talk using VAC through foobar, but now all of a sudden i can only get one or the other to work, can you help me see where im retarded

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

That nerd destroyed the only card?

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

Im an idiot I meant this

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