SCP: Secret Laboratory

>No SCP Thread
Come on faggots, I thought you guys were on to something
99.93.214.180

>he plays on memeparty

>going down elevator with MTF squad mid-round, full server
>commander happily telling us how great of a round this is going to be
>ding
>fucking eight CI unload into the elevator execution style
>we all die in less than five seconds before we can even get a shot off

Gentlemen, I am going to kill SCP-3002

Because it deserves to be killed. This SCP is one that disgusts me on a conceptual level not only because of how evil and malicious it truly is, but because I have spoken with the author of it.

This man claims that SCP-3002 is not a malevolent hostile entity, that even though it is turning humanity into slaves, eradicating free will, and destroying the Foundation, it's a good thing. That the world will be a better place without the Foundation because it is evil and abusive.

SCP-3002 is the essence of information itself, an anti-memetic infovore creation cannot kill SCP-3002, for if the infovore knows it is consuming her, it will be contaminated by her. Amnestics will not suffice, not will anti-memetics on a global scale, even if the information is not properly registered in the mind, so long as it is processed, she lives on. So long as one single iota of information exists on some level pertaining to her, SCP-3002 exists.

I am going to kill SCP-3002.

Not through an infovore anti-memetic agent, not through amnestics, and not through resetting the world via Ganymede and SCP-2000, for even that has been compromised.

I am going to kill SCP-3002 via directly accessing the collective unconsciousness of humanity, the very will of our species, and I am going to kill her with my own two hands.

She's a thought, a concept, an idea, a meme.

When I squeeze the life out of this monster that would destroy the world in the name of 'peace' and 'safety', that'll just make it all the sweeter.

>he tries to enforce gay rules to the game because he cant git gud
>He teamkills players for playing the game by the rules and hurting his feelings in a previous round

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
71.63.72.162

All NA US east.

high intercom
NA 71.179.255.185:60699

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
It's [DATA EXPUNGED], and it's [DATA EXPUNGED], you'll be feelin' all right
Hey, let's have [DATA EXPUNGED] together and forever tonight

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous [DATA EXPUNGED]
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, cause you're not Hot Pockets
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

>patrolling heavy containment with another plane
>we laugh when an MTF and nerd dies to the tesla gate
>the zombie I was with dies to it moments later

>doc spared me earlier because I tricked nerds to open up and free him from 914
>meet him again in heavy containment
>lets me go
>run into CI, they start leading me to safety
>go into server room to the stairs
>doc right around the corner
I screamed like a bitch.

REMINDER: Any server that doesn't have no-blink and 20% Doc damage IS NOT WORTH PLAYING. SCP virgins do not bother replying, we already know how fucking mad you are.

US / USEast based server, in Atlanta Georgia.

Active administration. Hi, I'm one of them. Lets populate the server D-bois!

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147.135.10.140:7780
6 slots

>making peanut even more useless

Reminder that DATA EXPUNGED are among you.

Peanut is for hugs. Let him hug you.

D Boys are traitors. Chaos are Traitors.

RESTORE ORDER.

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15 on gb

it was a honor, gent(s)

147.135.10.140:7778

Restarted, open slots

>Lets make 173 unplayable

When will they add 166?

heh... so fucking mad kid. NTF FOR LIFE!

here's your (you.)

147.135.10.140:7778

NA

>that last fucking round
D BOI SURGE

For anyone wondering. Larry can press his own button when someone is inside the femur breaker.
I tested this to be sure.

That was some good shit, gunning your asses down

was going to quote last threat but it died before it could

as much as this pic is funny, its also a reminder that the game news new content, otherwise it will lose its shine and die

When they add female playables that aren't D Boys

>a lone NTF on memeparty finds the microhid and 914 within 3 minutes of the start.
>inside 914 with like 20 d boys and 2 scientists
>ntf fires the microhid, holocausting all 20 d boys who had no chance to escape.

nice cpu

>Round restart
>spawn as tranny or mudslime
is there any worse feeling

Any of these have friendly fire off?

>be last scientist
>dboiz are all dead
>fled from the chaos
>ntf comes and fucking shoots me and then says "no more hiding scientist"
I just wanted to wait for the right time since I was right next to the intercom room and that's where the chaos were as well.

What program should I use to upload and spam songs/videos over the intercom

virtual audio cable with any media player you like

>physiological analysis indicates several deviations from baseline human norms, including accelerated hair growth
>accelerated hair growth
>mfw hair fag

>Make it all the way to heavy containment as D-boy
>Get surprised and caught by Larry
>Escape from shadow realm with the exploit
>Doc is fucking sitting there camping his doorway as I get out
>Try to juke him, he gets me
>Revs me
>Notice that Larry's containment door is open and someone's already in the femur chamber
>"Oh doc you're covering for Larry huh? Hold on"
>Run in and press the fucking button

>peanut tailing our group through HC hallways
>shut hall doors on people behind me
>hear neck snaps through wall

>waaaah! why are you using the Larry exploit??! WAAAAH!

That's what you sound like. Get fucked.

Sup Forumsirgins are too autistic to play the game.
If its a FF on server assume all players are out to kill you, don't trust anyone

So does voice chat just not work?

>die at beginning of round
>respawn 15 minutes later as NTF
>team killed by guy making le epic team killing joke

67.176.48.190 is back up

>buffed human health no SCP server

What the fuck is this garbage?

>read through all of scp-093
>those riveting logs
>That amazing world building
>the twist about the unclean
Then you get to the very last section of the very last log and the author takes a massive cliche exposition diarrhea that retroactively shits on everything that made the scp great.
It sucks. So many scps are like that.
Fuck the OC doctors too, worst shit about the site.
And fuck 3999 while we're at it.

FUCK NERDS AND FUCK MTF

>buffing doc damage when his attack has no cooldowns.

No.

>Spawn as D-boy
>Stay in my cell the entire round

THROW AWAY THE KEY

>MTF miraculously finds LC lift 20 seconds in
>D-Boy massacre
>Scientist finds pistol
>D-Boy massacre
>106/049 waltz into LC
>D-boy massacre
>CI can't spawn until 5 minutes in
>D-Boy massacre by aforementioned 3 parties
Why are the best boys treated so awful

that's the host, you foolish boy.

>it's a cancerous community based on incestous brown nosing like Mafia-likes
Fuck off retards

147.135.10.140:7779
GET IN HERE

>mfw only me and scientist alive

CHAOS IS GONNA FREAK

In my ~26 hours of playing I've only once been TK'd with the ebin elevator grenade, is this more regular in NA-servers?

Okay NOW 67.176.48.190 is back up

Join up

>CI can't spawn until 5 minutes in

Blame the server admin for that one. They can set CI's chance to spawn instead of MTF at round start. Default is 10%

No. I have about 18 hours and only had it happen once, too. It was a great round, ironically.

It does, although it does happen, especially with higher counts of players.

Even zombies can press the button?
Can you suicide as a zombie to kill Larry?
Hopefully you can.
Fuck larry

Personally as Chaos I don't even bother going down to light, by the time you spawn either all the d boys will have been killed or made it to heavy, anyone left down there is most likely a bitch who doesn't deserve being saved.

>D-boy finds scientist
>Proceeds to follow, harass, bully, and steal from them the entire round
>D-boy finds gun
>Kills scientists and bullies 173
>D-boy runs into 173
>Shits pants and scatters, leaving other d-boys in the herd behind by closing doors in their face
>D-boy finds NTF
>Proceeds to immediately try to dash past or avoid them
>D-boy finds chaos
>Leads the doctor directly into them
>D-boy enters the shadow realm
>Dies in the center to avoid picking a wrong door

I've played over 35 hours in 8 days and I've never been TK'd on purpose. That other user is just an exaggerating, butthurt faggot.

>Spot a D-boy running up Peanut's spawn stairs
Balls so big you can see them from the Entrance zone.

>It hasn't happened to me so it hasn't happened to anybody

but what about round start chaos rounds?

>faggot decides to throw a grenade in the elevator
Which one you fuckers was it

3999 and the homestuck satellite definitely encompass the worst things about the site. The fact that 3999 is so loved by the wiki shows how much of a circle jerk that place is.

>dies in the center
>not using the P exploit to find the proper door and then dying on purpose to the dot poison at the right gate so nobody can know where the exit is without exploiting
Step yo game up

Intentional teamkilling is surprisingly low on Sup Forums servers

Usually people only TK people being giant faggots or micspamming over the intercom, and that's only once or twice before the round returns to normal

stop posting generals on Sup Forums

There's a chance a keycard or gun spawns in the small room at the top of the stairs so the risk is worth taking. Also it serves as a good hiding spot since hardly anyone goes up there.

>it happened to me once, therefore it happens constantly on all servers

If he adds 939 there's going to be micspam the likes you've never seen

147.135.10.140:7780
Fill up boys only a few slots left

go post in a twitter e celeb thread faggot

Given their glacial development pace, it probably won't happen for several months even if they intend to add it (they don't).

>play as MTF
>commander let's me use intercom
>play Roundabout
>right when the TO BE CONTINUED cord hits I kill the commander
We all died laughing

I too enjoy my matches universally devolving into a shit team deathmatch.

I saw it at the last minute too

No

24.220.234.93

Well that's stupid, sheep mentality wins again I guess.

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>SCP-939's primary method of luring prey is the imitation of human speech in the voices of prior victims, though imitation of other species and active nocturnal hunts have been documented

That sounds like it'd be awesome.

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All NA US east.

It makes corridor battles actually dangerous.

no

yeah I've interacted with the devs directly and even offered to assist them like I did with barotrauma. They're literally brainlet memelords that do nothing but sit around and shitpost all day on Sup Forums and on their discord.

>939 going around shouting D BOYZ which attracts trigger happy NTF, Chaos looking for something to do, and d boyz to form a herd

>>>play as MTF
>>commander let's me use intercom
>>play Roundabout
>>right when the TO BE CONTINUED cord hits I kill the commander
Holy shit me too, i can only imagine what everyone else who heard that was thinking

>you want friendly fire off
>most people want it on
>friendly fire stays on
>FUCKING SHEEP MENTALITY

CLOSE. THE. FUCKING. GATES. BEHIND. YOU.

>Last person killed by 939 is forced to spectate it and is able to talk to other players from it

[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

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19 slots open

hey, I'm pretty sure 147.135.10.140:7779 is down

cute!

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no
t.dead d boy that spawned as NTF and want the world to burn