SCP Secret Laboratory thread. Why are NTF such faggots?

SCP Secret Laboratory thread. Why are NTF such faggots?

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FUCK NERDS

DBOYSDBOYSDBOYSDBOYSDBOYS

please help me dr dick

Can someone tell me how to setup and fix my VAC and foobar setup so i can both talk in game and shitpost

>join server
>spectating for a few minutes
>finally new round starts
>crash
server full

> the SCP that has zero chance of ever being added
Who is she, anons?

>the emotional rollercoaster that was 914

who else /coarse/ here?

fuck off spunto

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>It's another D-class and nerds stuck in 914 without a keycard episode

what, you mean literally every round or the article on the wiki?

Last round in 71.63.72.162

NA SERVER WHERE

God damnit you closed the door on me

Damn near all of them. I'll be surprised if an SCP that isn't already in Containment Breach gets added.

memesystem.party:27070

memesystem.party:27070

>that fusion pistol

A bolt fucking action gun would fire faster. Why do we not have a shotgun

Why would Able work with MTF when he just kills everything?

>dungeon master so salty I stole his card

Succubutt Nun.

Dbois > Airplanes > Peanut > Doctor > Chaos > Larry > Male to Female >>>>>>> NERDS

WHERE'S THE SERVER?

>have red card
>open gate
>NO DUDE CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT

What exactly are these people hoping to accomplish? What is going to happen if you stay in that room another thirty seconds, another minute? Ten minutes? Get a fucking move on, if you run through peanut right after you blink he can't do anything by your next blink, the longer you wait the more obstacles you face later.

Replace Abel with an SPC that isn't from DeviantArt.

Post those clips bois

>drop rifle into 914
>set to 1:1
>get pew pew shotgun
On related things that will never get added to the game, crashing and hardlock fixes never

>Put MicroHID into machine
>Set to Very Fine
>Get ???

I don't even played this game on public servers but I constantly come to these threads for the fucking spectacular images alone.

locked u virgins in

>equip it
>left click
>everyone in the server is dead, facility destroyed
>round over, SCPs successfully contained

WELL LOOKE HERE, ITS A FUCKING NERD.

That would be neat, though I've never seen NTF (or been NTF) to survive long enough down to 914. Still would be dope to be able to change it like that.

>Equip it
>left click
>Become the giant floating sparkly blue ball

>Get Scientist
>Sneak through the entire facility unseen and escape

This is honestly the best stealth game I've ever played.

>be Zboi
>me and another Zboi hide in the intercom room
>some ntf motherfucker shows up and starts shittalking our Dbois
>we kill him mid speech
Good shiet

post server IPS you FAGS

Anybody remember the number of that one SCP tha'ts basically a tiny world that's constantly trying to destroy the foundation because they sterilized their species?

High ping SCPs need to fuck off to Alaska

>le spoopy face man
Unless the Foundation is magically able to teleport the staircase to whatever site this is supposed to be in-game.

>That guy rolling with your squad that doesn't know how to press "c", and doesn't know to shutup when SCP's are around

Since it's supernatural, there's no reason when you open a door and go in, it couldn't just "transport" you to the staircase and imprison you into going down it.

They could have the endless hallway from containment breach

SERVERS WHEN?

>CRASHED AGAIN
STOP

>scientist finds the 1911

Make a map with stairs and he can be an NPC that can randomly spawn whenever someone is going downstairs

>SCP-248 "110%"
>SCP-230 "OP"
>SCP-332 "The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band"
>SCP-055 "[unknown]"

Too spicy

Post it on /vg/ ffs. Stop clogging up Sup Forums with your hourly generals

A map based on site 13 when?

i dont think he kills people tho

1322

Cry about it some more you whiny nerd.

He doesn't, just mentally scars them

I've always thought Abel was super fucking dumb.

WAAAAAH
fucking nerd.

>one thread about video games is clogging up Sup Forums more than the countless console war threads, not video games threads and politics threads
Sure thing bud

tfw most of the interesting scps aren't really meant for gameplay

He was a member of Pandora's Box

Is there a server list?

GODDAMN POST THE FUCKING IP'S NOW!

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Recurring threads about one particular game are consigned to either "YOU ARE A GENERAL BECAUSE I SAY SO " autism or dying a slow and painful death on /vg/ as people begin to use a video games thread as a blog

>Since it's supernatural, there's no reason when you open a door and go in, it couldn't just "transport" you to the staircase

But that's wrong. 087 is a fixed location and its anomalous properties do not manifest outside of its entry point. Just because it is supernatural does not mean that it can operate outside of its own well-established rules.

Besides, I doubt implementing it would be fun unless you enjoy walking down an endless flight of stairs before getting [DATA EXPUNGED]. It would remove you from the action of the round and it would only end in your certain death, assuming you can't just go back out the door.

dude fuck off these threads are great and there's a lot of actual OC being made

/vg/ is where threads go to die

>Can't copy paste this
Charge your phone

>Stop clogging up Sup Forums
Yeah, let's see what totally isn't clogging up Sup Forums right now, shall we?
>Wait a minute.. THAT CARD thread
>look at this nep!
>Autism: The Episode
>Wow Ubisoft are kinda based arent they?
>Imagine if yoshi rode Mario instead, haha
>rate this Etrian girl
Clearly the thread about a video game, where people are actually discussing the cunting video game instead of waifufaggotry, shitposting, and le Sup Forums meme culture, is the one clogging up Sup Forums

Go fuck yourself. Nobody else wants to.

fuck off fag

Threadly reminder that it's not ok to spam intercom. One less than 30 sec broadcast is ok but after that go do something productive, like saving Nerds/D-bois, killing SCPs or arming nuke. You are not funny or having fun, you are just forcing your shit on others.

In a game where hearing footsteps and doors is important, don't ruin it just because tpu wanna blast your songs. There's a reason why you don't make your family and friends listen to game and anime ost.

Found this. SERVERS
>pastebin.com/F8NHM52a
First one seems down, second is full, but I just joined the third one NA

I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
HELL WITH THE N DOUBLE A C P

Beggars can't be choosers

Fuck this guy. Spam the intercom if you want to.

USEast, 24 slot server. Half full, just about. Constantly fun, and funny. Unique game balance that benefits zombies and NTF guards.

24.178.139.165

24.178.139.165

It also validates teamkilling.

Explain, fuckboy

>game where it's important to hear shit going on
>"lol blast noise everywhere for le memes"

Please no, the endless staircase is too spoopy for me

anyone else get a semi when they hear Player Intel(R) speak

Threadly reminder that it's ok to spam intercom. One less than 30 sec broadcast is not ok especially if after that you go do something productive, like saving Nerds/D-bois, killing SCPs or arming nuke. You are funny and having fun.

In a game where hearing footsteps and doors is important, help even the odds for people without speakers or headphones while tpu blast your songs. There's a reason why you make your family and friends listen to game and anime ost, but it's unrelated to this.

No namefagging, pls, this not /vg/

>Don't have fun, this is serious business.

>Player Intel
literally who

d-boys look like john freeman

it's too loud

server host's name comes up as his CPU

this
too many tryhard spec ops xXx360noSC0P3 operator wannabe fgts lately

Alright which one of you fuckers killed me as soon as NTF spawned?

>"Hey guys come on in :D"
stupid shit like this shouldn't be as funny as it is

Poor baby

No matter how you tweak the game to try and give the NTF options they'll have no reason to ever take those options if it is both easier and safer to just unload into any D-Class that you see.

I'm fine with it unless the guy is spamming the same shit over and over again with no Larry to stop him.

Hostile SCPs are cool and all, but who else here thinks that some non-hostile ones should be added in addition to 914?

They really have to add another way into heavy containment so these fucking hardcore faggot doctors can't just camp this shit till the end of time

>be d boy
>running around trying to find 914 with two or three other d boys
>run into peanut
>we're trapped in a dead end
>decide to try to reason with him
>compliment him on his looks
>ask him if he can show us where heavy containment is and open the door for us
>he fucking does, the absolute madman
>not sure if the other boys got out but I ended up escaping

Thanks Peanut. You're a pretty cool abomination of horror.

if there's no larry to stop it you must become the larry

>namefag
>vague balance talk

Fuck off /vg/ is literally the shadow realm of Larry for threads.