At least it was before i fucked everything up

At least it was before i fucked everything up.

I guess he’s your favorite eceleb huh

All he had to do was take the damn train, OP.

Why is it the only thing he does is travel around? MAKE YOUR FUCKING GAME, GOOK

>kojima
>making games

He's too busy sucking on celebrity dick to make the game

Ah yessu! I ammu a engrishu man just rike yu! I rove rondon so much!

You're a busta Hideo

Literally the kensama of westaboos lmao

Porbably he was always like this, he is just showing it off on social media now, like you really think he sit down on his computer and work on his actual games?

>DUDES, KOJIMA DIDN'T MAKE ALL THE GAMES ALL BY HIMSELF, DIRECTORS BARELY DO SHIT, THEY ARE ONLY IDEA GUYS
>WTF WORK ON YOUR GAMES KOJIMA

Which one is it?

>MAKE YOUR FUCKING GAME
Why do you care?

>Survive is a failure
>DS will sell a fuckload
>get to see obese Sup Forumsedditors cry about it for years

The one where the idea guy shits all over the game and brings it down to his """""""genius""""""".

Nice asspull. There were plenty of pics and videos of him testing The Phantom Pain and editing the trailers.

Probably there’s more important things to do for a boss than sitting in the office typing codes

Projects without key decision makers get stuck in bottlenecks and left uncompleted.

I wonder how he feels about it being a shithole now

Kojima only directs cutscenes though

nice jacket

No, he's a game director.

Yeah keep telling yourself that

Keep being retarded.

Redpill me on London, how is it over there? Can I go there on vacation to see the architectural landmarks or will I be stabbed by Ahmeds in broad daylight?

It's not mad max over there, it's just a really bland european capital. Besides a few historical landmarks it's all sterile finance/residential distritcts made up by more foreigners than native englishmen

I think he needs to tone it down with the hype train. Making peoples expectations way too high
>Game is awful, brainwashed kojimafags and media still make it a "success"
>Game is awful, we get another No Man's Sky/Andromeda/Battlefront 2 situation
>Game is...GOOD
What will happen

>Kojima doesn't work, he just travels and eats with friends

sounds like australia

If the game is good. Konami will be the indisputable source of MGS V's shortcomings, Reedeeming Hideo and Kojima in a blaze of glory. At which point they will merge with the Bogdanoff OverMind.

Kojima gave up making games so long ago, now he just wants to feel like a movie director but doesn't actually have the talent to get in the industry. Hilariously he also got fired from the video game industry for sucking too hard for that, too. His image is propped up only on sheer delusions by fanboys.

Basically the anglosphere in a nutshell. At least visiting Torquay was a decently vintage experience when I was over

lol the easy access tissues for the only work he really does

>Game is good, Sup Forums declares anyone who likes it a brainwashed kojimafag anyway

>non white making London home

Surprise!

Keep ignoring the fact that he literally has no involvement in gameplay aside from saying "I want a set piece with a sniper/tank/helicopter/cowboy, go make it!"

Been like that for at least 10 years.

Fat chance, he hasnt made a good game in over a decade.

1000

Remember that continentals invaded the island.

Kojima has always been an idea man. He just sits around thinking about what he wants in a game and leaves some poor scrub to implement it. He's probably doing his team a favor by not being in to constantly shout unrealistic demands at the back of their heads.

that's not true he made the penguin game

If that gook likes london and cuckland so much maybe he would like to be arrested over a fucking loli drawing

fucking gook

Europe needs to round all of its immigrants up and dump them in England as punishment for starting WW2 and constantly trying to destroy white people. We can all contribute to a wall to keep them contained there so the Scottish and Irish don't have to suffer the English more than they've already had to.

But you just said he only directed cutscenes, user? Maybe watch the making of MGS2 or 4 and seen how autistic he gets about getting every gameplay detail just the way he wants it.

Proving my point.

London's a shithole. How anyone could like it and even go as far as to call it home is beyond me.

One thing about Kojima I respect is that when he made MGS2 he basically said, "I could shit on a dinner plate and my retarded fanboys would devour it up like it was bestowed from God"

Then he proceeded to actually do that with every game release after 3.

Yeah, but we'll just kill them and dump their bodies into the channel, so it's all good.

So do you fucks just forget that he's running the company now and probably needs to go meet people to make deals and shit? and that Sony's European branch is based in London? Which is also very close to the company that he's working with in the Netherlands? He could be there to visit either of those offices. Direct flight from Tokyo to London then a train to Amsterdam and shit.

Hideo is forced to do all the work while Kojima gets to travel the world.

Are you going to suck their dicks to death. The only thing the English genocide is white people.

Hey, sport.

Working hard or hardly working?

Where do i get jacket like that?

a mixture of 1 and 3 desu

Kojima is a rootless cosmopolitan, you can see it from his demeanour, his clothes and his ideas in the whole Metal Gear series. He's anti-nation, rejects patriotism, idealizes borderless and supra-national institutions over national governments. If it were pre WW2 Japan he would've been considered a traitor to his homeland.

you don't get it retard
it's a way to show Konami that he is free and they are seething just like you rn

there was an article about him that says he planned DS for 9 years apparently

so he got mad time to travel and fuck celebs

I love this meme

I wish Sup Forums would quit with this tsundere bullshit and just admit they're love for Kojima already. Everytime this faggot makes a twitter posts there's about twenty bloody threads on it.

My dream is to one day punch Kojima in his smug chink face and run away laughing

Irra haveu a numba nineu, a numba nineu rargu...

>London is his second home
>can barely speak english

Better than most people straight up living here.

Come to haringey and I'll stab you myself to save you from the ahmeds

YOU’RE FACE

TO FACE

WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

That nigga got a cintiq?

I bet this is Shinkawa's desk

When you realize the secret reason for his travels you will be ashamed of your deeds and words

Kojima is honestly living a dream life.

>Kojima got finally exposed as the hack he truly is
Thank God. MGS drones are the worst.

he lacks any technical and creative skill

What's wrong with this idiot? Is he having a mid life crisis or something? Do we have to have a thread every time he tweets something?

>If it were pre WW2 Japan he would've been considered a traitor to his homeland.
You understand this is a major complement, right

Is that Liverpool Street?

Londoners we must track him down

It's literally just a city. One of the least intimidating I've ever been to, but then again I practically live there. is completely wrong, though: there's a metric fucktonne of weird Victorian collections, for example.

I will say that it's not nearly as good as the super old cities, like Rome or Istanbul.

Plus, if you don't autistically judge cities purely by historical merit, then the other two concerns -- nightlife and shopping -- are also well catered to in London. But you're a fucking normie and you should get off my board.

/Imperialist shilling

but he did the exact same thing while working at Konami and created the piece of shit known as MGSV

imagine having this hack on your team when all he does is go around sucking up to any celeb who will give him the time of day

>exact same thing while working at Konami
yeah no

he's the director
you are in HIS team dumbass
KJP = his shit
be retarded contrarian somewhere else

HOW DO WE STOP HIM FUCKING OUR CELEB WAIFUS AND ACTUALLY DO WORK

this confirms that brainlets will never be in Kojima club

I just want to play death stranding. Please hurry.

>game

>major complement
Not really, considering how the defeat of Japan led to the rise of communist China and the use of nuclear weapons which caused more suffering than anything.

most gamer girls would like to fuck him tho

He doesn't need to, the average MGS fan buys games for the Hideo Kojima name, not actual quality.

unmasked

WHY
ITS NOT FAIR

Ah yes, I forgot. Hideo does all the hard work

Because I want to play and see Sup Forums shitpost about it?

why is not fair faggot

a lot of gamer boys would like to fuck jade raymond
a lot of racing fans would like to fuck claire williams
what is fair retard

his name means quality
we all saw what happened to survive without his name

We need some sort of system in place where we get to fuck the one person we desire the most in exchange for monetary gain monthly from the government for participating in the "Make a dick" Foundation scheme

FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, HK

You actually think he gives a shit about Konami when he has Sony tonguing his asshole and paying for all his trips? C'mon

Kojima, you fuck.
Keep traveling, eating on fancy restaurants, doing everything you like, but for God's sake stop this celebs-into-games madness.

>average MGS fanboy
that's why Konami was so eager to remove his name from MGSV in the first place they wanted that fame for themselves LMFAO

Putting him on the No Fly List for all airports is the only way I see the gook permanently working on his game.

>eceleb dresses like an escort
How much does she go for anons, someone dig her up on Japanese escort sites.

who is this cute girl
is she famous?

I wish you fags would put 'e-celeb' or 'kojima' in the OP so i can filter this gay shit

it's actually insane when you think about it
Konami was so ass blasted about the fact that he was like a quality seal to anything his name is attached to and wanted him to be completely fucking removed
so what did Kojimbos team do ?
place his name in every scene possible in MGSV
and the absolutely blown the fuck out status in MGSurvive with the list ?
fucking LEGENDARY