You have 10 seconds to pitch a game to your favorite publisher

You have 10 seconds to pitch a game to your favorite publisher.

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a physics based action game where you chase after a piece of string

It's a game where you guys make what you want to rather than what will sell well.

A Lufia 2 Rise of the Sinistrals remake but not like that 3DS abortion fuck you assholes

String you say?

survival horror arcade carcombat racer

That'll never work!

this. I could take or leave the artstyle change, and they did a solid job with the music, but everything else about the remake was shit

It's like Tetris but with more anal sex

>it sells like shit and bankrupts the publisher
Good job.

>with more anal sex
Anal sex or gaynal sex?

Does it really matter? A butthole's a butthole.

It matters because I'm not having any of that gay shit, user.

Ys Origin but you play as a cute brown loli dual wielding swords

Donkey Kong FPS (First Person Simian), by Retro Studios
>explore lush and varied tropical environments in first-person
>blast enemies with a variety of fruit-based weaponry or just beat them to death with your big ape hands
>challenging puzzle-based Morph Barrel sections
>constantly finding new equipment and items, like Banana Packs and Dong Expansions
>learn all the secrets of DK Island through Kong Cave Paintings and Kremling Krew Logs

>favorite publisher
lol

A game where you are a bear

COCONUT GUN

Isn't that just GTA San Andreas?

vanquish+fear
some city goes tits up because paranormal and paranormal powered special teams are sent in but almost all of them cut communications and turn hostile
as a last resort they send in some loony dude in a futuristic battle suit to help army retake the city, find out what happened to city and to special teams and to kill them all

>ubisoft
>pitch: reverse towers, instead of going up a tower you go down a basement.

BAM. Game sells millions and is GOAT.

open world pacman with skill trees and lengthy NPC dialogues

You play a renegade alien that finds out what planets his species' empire is going invade and conquer and goes on ahead to prepare the people of that planet for the invasion so they can win. Action TPS where you build forces and the outcome of the game is based on how well you prepared the people.

Not my favorite publisher, but a Wario game game that's the opposite of Mario Sunshine in that you dirty up a place instead of cleaning it.

>Pitch game to EA

Sandbox single player MMO style game, with a star ocean aesthetic. Enemies do not drop loot, but instead drop chests that you must use real money to buy keys to unlock, you can also harvest silver dust by pressing a button once an hour and every 10 button presses produces enough dust for a Free™ Key. Bosses are gated behind paywalls, however having an active twitch account will grant a Free™ Key that will open the gates of bosses depending on viewer total (1st boss requires 100 viewers, 2nd 500, 3rd 2000 and so on). Every character represents a minority of some kind. No cis white males will be present in either the final product, or the development team itself.

>Favourite publisher
>Ubisoft

Mass Effect but it's directed by Yoko Taro

See how successful Nier Automata was? Now think about it
Raidou Kuzunoha 3

Same thing I always say in these threads, but I'll expand on it

And open world action rpg set in the tmnt universe. You'd have to have a plot like krang ripping open a portal to alternate dimensions, all kinds of different turtles, maybe some evil ones, other anthropomorphic ninja animals, and the usual stuff like dialogue trees, a deep and fun combat system, loot etc. And you create your own ninja turtle/animal of course.

First game i'd ever preorder, no doubt about it.

Forgot to add: made by rocksteady or ubisoft

It's an online FPS with crafting elements, microtransactions, and a map that shrinks after a while.

You can make the cheque out to "Cash," thanks.

Warframe, but larger open world, and anime characters.

this is best thing ever i want meowio game with this please

lets take [ESTABLISHED IP] and make a battle royale game! they're all the rage!

Only if I can make a ninja fox. If I can, day 1 preorder. Because there is no way there will EVER be a TMNT game where you can play alopex

other animals would be dlc

lol