Nintendo was able to do it, why can't more vidya companies create their own cereal brand and make it a success?

Nintendo was able to do it, why can't more vidya companies create their own cereal brand and make it a success?

-Ha'lOs
-Drake'Os
-Half-Life'Os

Because they're not autistic

Agreed with first post
Sony and Xbox fans don't need to buy some faggot cereal because that shit is what kids eat. Why is Nintendo even allowed on this board?

fpbp (first post best post)

can we just meme an patnership between nintendo and soylent into reality

Sugary cereals with brightly colored cartoon characters on their boxes are for children. I'm sure your average Nintendo fan just dumps the cereal out and plays with the box.

...

>sony and xbox fans dont need to buy some faggot cereal
>doritos

HollOw's

Breakfast is fucking saved.

>drinking milk

Literally worse than soy

...

I wish SHOOP poster would come back. You soyposters need to be learn your place.

Need to be more creative can't just have O's on the end.
Has to be like Monster Cruncher, CornDrakes, LittleBigPebbles, Fruity Loot, The Last of Puffs, PlayerUnknown's Battle Ground Wheat, Master Beef Breakfast Sausage

...

I tried it and it's, no joke, the worst fucking cereal I've ever had. Just from an aesthetics stand point the star shaped puffs don't look anything like mario stars and the marshmallows don't look like what they're supposed to. From a taste standpoint it tastes fucking caustic. I think I lost an appreciable amount of time from my life after eation one bowl. The fucking aftertaste of those artificially flavored puffs is still stuck in my mouth weeks later. And you can fucking smell it hanging in the air after you're done with it. Have you ever had a cereal stink up a whole room? The marshmallows taste like lucky charms marshmallows so I guess they got that right, but you can't sprinkle marshmallows on a log of shit and call it food.

It's so bad it made me rethink my appreciation of the Nintendo brand.

>fpbp
>(first post best post)

No shit, Reddit

it's tough to do it when your fanbase is not 90% adult male and autistic, like Nintendo's.

>Sony or Microsoft make cereal
>fans: "haha, what a crazy idea. Maybe I'll buy one pack for my nephew if I happen to go to the market later."
>Nintendo makes cereal
>fans: "FUCK YES, GUYS DOD YOU SEE THIS? I'M BUYING 15 COPIES AND LEAVE THEM UNOPENED, THINK OF THE VALUE! THEY EVEN WORK AS AMIIBO, SO MAYBE I SHOULD GET 30 COPIES"

Nobody bought 30 boxes of this shit.
Your thinking of scalpers they always jump head first into Nintendo junk since they think they can make a profit off of their stuff. And the Amiibo doesn't even do anything special.

More like
>AlsoonWind'Os
>Nogaem'Os
>Denuv'Os

>which should be addressed