How do i respond to someone saying "umad" without looking mad in any online game?

How do i respond to someone saying "umad" without looking mad in any online game?

I don't know what to do anymore Sup Forums.

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U don't

Say no and leave it at that

it's impossible
anything you say will come off as mad
it's an unbeatable tactic

>"oh look, he just said no? And not gonna say nothing more? LOL he must be mad!"

?

"madly in love with you maybe"

Don’t respond. In fact, don’t interact with people who play vidya, period.

>"Hey settle down okay?"

you preempt them and say "umad" first

>enter game
>gl hf
>umad?

now you are untouchable

The proper response is to say "Yeah, actually I am mad, the fuck you gonna do about it you fucking cunt?"

Genius.

It sucks that trolling has gotten to the point where literally any reply means troll successful

probably your best bet

lol this guy's mad

No, this is Patrick.

No this is Patrick.

You say "getting mad over a stupid game lol get a life nerd"

"Stop it you're giving me an erection" is also acceptable

Only came into this thread to post this, it's always the answer.

Its pretty simple you just reply with one word "furious" to most people it will sound like sarcasm and you will not come across as mad

you say yes, I'm madder than the mad hatter.

Stop being a children that wants to have the last word in everything and keep playing

*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?1?

>no U
>ragequit
If the last word is yours, you've won

It is bait. Any reaction or acknowledgement of the statement is a losing move. You just ignore it and any following attempts.

>A children
Fucking hivemind, I swear.

Why are underages so obsessed with this umad bullshit?

It just works.

Why are you bothering to argue with, or even talk to people in online games?

actually, if they are saying you're mad that means you must have said something that made you look mad. that was your first mistake. just stop replying at this point.

>playing online games
>using chat in online games

Only reply with :3 :3c and >:3c

Now you're mad and a faggot. Congratulations.

OwO

>Not OwO

cyкa блять

Stop being mad, for one.

"-why he isn't saying anything?"
"-he must be mad"

lol umad

This has always been the case.

No u.

"for you"

sounds very mad to me

"I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!"

better to let the conversation end on this note than to keep arguing and spamming the chat. put your pride aside for one second and let it slide.

That's the beauty of it, they'll then try to play it off, you then go full throttle psycho so hard that you scare them. Talk about how you'd like to rape them, sodomize them, and eat their corpse. They'll laugh at first, then stfu when they see how psychotic you sound. Bonus points if you do it on mic and make sure to sound completely unhinged, maybe slur a few words, or say nonsense shit, like

"Umad? Umad? That's all you got faggot? yeah, I am mad, mad that fucking trash like you takes up the air I breathe. I wish I could find where you live, I'd wait til you're home alone, slip into your shower, and when you go to the bathroom I leap out, slam your face into the fucking mirror, and then shove my cock up your ass, and fuck you til you bleed. You fucking flies have no idea who I am, may Hell have mercy on you all, because I will shatter your fucking body so hard your mind will scatter in the breeze. I'm gonna rape your dad too, the fucking cocksmoking faggot."

>:3 is a stronger incantation any day of the week

motherfucker you beat me to it

"No just disappointed. My son."

fpbp

no u :^)

"Yeah, mad SKILLED"

And then you beat them. You can beat them, right user?

yes

"no u"

hello?

this is pretty good

The only way to win against a umad is by acting like a flamboyant homosexual towards them.

>Bonus points if you do it on mic and make sure to sound completely unhinged
Then find a recording of yourself sperging out on YouTube. Hopefully you don't have an identifiable voice, user.

"It doesn't matter if we are mad. What matters is our plan."

Cringe.

This one might work

Then he will say that you got trolled by the "MASTER RUSEMAN"

DELETE THIS!

Say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

If he responds say "google it you faggot"

>The Oxford English Dictionary estimates that the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" was first attested in the 1940s.[2] The roots of the word have been defined[3] as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expiali- "to atone", and -docious "educable", with the sum of these parts signifying roughly "Atoning for educability through delicate beauty." According to the film, in which the word gained its popularity, it is defined as "something to say when you have nothing to say".

no u

Don't be mad.

The best course of action is always to ignore retards on the internet. The more often a retard gets ignored, the less he acts like a retard, and the less total retards on the internet. It's basic math user.

go die newfags

t. bike cuck

>YA IM FUCKING MAD

Ive found the best way to deal with it is to just double down on the anger

yeah because that worked out so well for peggy

youtube.com/watch?v=kAvt9_Uw2ms

>inflating his ego and feeling of superiority by saying nothing
>he will do it less

Found the cuck

to be honest this might just work

if the faggot doesn't get the reference you can even flip the mad towards him

Not even close baybee

Literally nobody says that anymore

what's wrong with being mad?

"is there any answer I could give you which would convince you that I wasn't?"
Something to that effect could squelch any logical retort I think.

this
hamming it up and getting people to laugh at you always works

the only way to win a game that you always lose, is to not play it at all.

>the amount of newfag in this thread

You're right. The umad dude wants you to lose your composure. The only way to win this game is not to play.

This happens to also be the way you win against Jews.

The only halfway decent response, as mentioned earlier in the thread, is
>?
But the best answer is to come back and beat their ass. Few things feel better.
You could also just not

I'M STEAMING MAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You simply don't respond to anything ever and stop caring what some kid types online.

K

>What is umad?

Pretend you only speak english, and then when the mock you for being a "spic" or some shit like that, you turn it around and say
Lol u mad

>needing to respond

Then you are actually mad and the faggot making the claim is correct

>nice microaggression bro

...

only speak spanish*

>bitch lasagna

>umad?
>i guess

>not responding
holy shit he so mad he can't even type

The only real way to respond is by saying
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
MARIO IS A NIGGER
DOUBLE NIGGER

>Not embracing the anger

>saying "u mad" when you are the one who's actually mad

That's my secret, captain. I'm always mad.

>denying it
NO, YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT
YOU GET FUCKING MAD JUST GO NUTS AND have fun being mad