People complaining about how Henry looks don't get that the game is about a beta soyboy virgin's journey to becoming an...

>People complaining about how Henry looks don't get that the game is about a beta soyboy virgin's journey to becoming an alpha chad

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>implying you can finish the main quest with all the glitches

yeah maybe, i would still have loved to personalize his look. i understand you can't change his face for reasons i won't mention spoilerwise, but i would have loved to be able to at least change the fucking haircut or grow a fucking beard

he looks like an anglo. sickening. czech are german genetically.

>czech are german genetically

no, they're slavs. he looks pretty czech to me btw, just been to prague last week and he would have fitted in

This. The idea of self-improvement is completely alien to the majority of the people that browse Sup Forums. Very sad.

He'd be fine if his eyes weren't so far apart

Buzzwords

Yeah we're allowed to use buzzwords because this is OUR game. You can fuck right back off to resetragaf, cuck

Little island, little genepool.

What bugs me in the game is nobody's moves their forehead or eyes around during dialogue and it just looks really jarring and unnatural

This game really attracts a lot of sub-100 IQ retards, I wonder why that is.

slav is a language group you dumb mutt. czech are slavic speaking germans.

He looks like a normal human being. I don't even understand why would anyone have a problem with his looks

I'm sure the average medieval peasant had that same gormless look

Why is Johanka such a bitch? Based henry single handedly heals the sick and wounded at the monastery, meanwhile she's snappy and loves that faggot custodian, who threw me in jail. Fucking roasties I swear

Basically the same but with fewer teeth and more smallpox scars.

Henry is a good lad.

FIX WHEN?

>People complaining about how Henry looks
He looks like "average villager #25" which is what he is. How is this a bad thing?

its just salty jrpg fans that want every guy to look like a twink

>tfw robber baron
When's the fucking patch god fucking damn it.

It's just his fucking weird ass eyes, it's like each eye is angled wrong or something, or too far apart, if his eyes looked normal he'd look perfectly fine, probably even better than average

>resetragaf
Did you have a stroke?

Salt of the earth. Nothing wrong with that

medieval peasants still looked healthier than rich and middle class amerimutts tho.

/r9k/ told me you have to be born a chad and that you can't just become one.

Fortunately us PC gamers can mod away the soy face.

How the fuck do you get lockpick training? Miller Peshek told me to fuck off when I ask him because I didn’t pay him back immediately. Who else offers training?

Impose yourself.
Boom you're a chad now.

No, I'm complaining about Vavra not releasing the patch.

By reading books and farming easy locks.

JESUS THOSE PORES

What body features do you need to be a chad in real life? I assume you need big muscles. But do you need big dick and well paying job too?

I'm a chad and my dick is only 4 inches erect.

That depends, there are many wannabe Chads that are Chad in attitude only. Personally I think a legitimate, 100% Chad is Chad in every facet of his life. Chad halfasses nothing.

tall, muscular, broad shoulders, big penus, job is irrelevant since older women will be your sugar mommy.

>virgin nose breathing
>chad skin respiration

Brah I’m on console and an easy lock is near impossible. I’m assuming I’m just a trash normie but I spent 30 minutes trying to do a very easy lock, couldn’t even do easy. It feels clunky as fuck on a controller.

He's literally an anglo
youtube.com/watch?v=5Pt1whp15P8

My older brother is ultra chad and he is only 5'9. He is muscular as fuck and works as an electrician. I've never seen him without a gf since he was like 13 and he's 31 now.

Fpbp

>The Beta Peasant
>The Chad Lord

here's your "OBSESSED"

Git gud. Console lockpicking isn’t that hard once you figure it out.

anglos are germanic numb skull

you're mentally handicapped Amerimutt who has no right to speak about genetics of people you have never seen. Czechs are not germans

i hate more how it forces the personality of being a completely clueless twat upon you. he is just completely oblivious to everything in medieval society and likes to do stupid things for the sake of being fucking stupid (i gotta go risk my life to bury my parents!!!) and now i gotta do a bunch of bullshit because henry took control from me and was stupid as hell and then gave it back

>I’m on console
I'm so sorry.

This was definitely something intentionally done to show that they can make 3D people look good/natural, even when they have realistic abnormalities. It does wonders for making the world seem lived in.

>Czechs are not germans
they are. your mutt science cant refute this.

Retards just want to be muh dovakin or muh edgy mary sue witcher shit because anything else triggers their insecurity, Henry is one of the few realistic looking protagonist of games that isnt a hispter numale or a transexual monster.

>henry is a story fag

dumb little gormless twat!!!!

>not embracing henry mannerisms

being chad is all about face>height>frame.Personality or whatever does not matter if you are born with 9/10 genetics.

nitpicking the thread

How come my older brother is chad but me and all my younger brothers are weak nerds?

Sucked your mommy dry of the chad milk.

*Implores you to praise Christ*

you can be good looking and still be a little beta social anxiety bitch. Personality is what makes them actually chads because there willing to go and get what they want. You just want an excuse for your laziness.

Is there a mod that fixes clothes yet? I get that a beggar might have some rips and tears in their shirt, but fucking hell literally every piece of clothing has rips in it. Even the nobles. There are even tailors in the game.
I don't care how many years ago it was, did they think people would just walk around in ripped clothes all the time when you could easily get them sewn up?

these are brothers

Your bullshitting. I refuse to believe they are brothers. unless one is adopted

ITT Sup Forums first learns about Perceval

Just idiots complaining that "main character" doesn't magically stand out by having a big manly man chin and cheekbones while rocking a long golden mane.

Henry looks like a typical pleb villager.. as he's supposed to look like. You're supposed to make a chad out of him by the end of the game.

>He looks like a normal european dude
>People take issue with this
I swear to god, weeb posters are the fucking worst

I swear to god anons who spew words or who refuse their obligation to lurk moar are the worst.

Friendly reminder that this is the middle ages where every poor plebian was dumb af and extremly religious. Henry truly believed that if he doesnt bury his parents on concecrated ground, they'll live in purgatory forever and never go to heaven. I know its bullshit but people back then really believed that. Would you not wanna send your parents to heaven?

chad was born when his mom was 18 the other when she was 30

>brit plays central european character
>lol they both european who cares
nice race mixing logic. no filthy anglo will pollute germanic people from Bohemia. Vavra is a cuck.

>not having a super computer rig that can muscle 60fps and hold the code together

Literally this weeb are the most pathetic manchilds around, they actually think every european person should look like Geralt or skyrim guy, lmao.

This might explain why my older brother is chad and when me and my younger brother are not so. My older brother was born when my mom was 21. I was born when my mom was 29

>czech are german genetically.
>anglo-saxon
>angle
>saxon

are you mentally deficient?

*tips*

you can look like me, an alpha now
nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/319

Fuck sakes my wife is 27. Call it strange but I come from a long line of chads. If this bitch gives me some potatoe tier first born. I'm dumping the bitch, she can have her child support. I'm gonna find a proper women to birth my alpha Aryan babies.

...

Modders need to be gassed.

I think the fetuses of younger women are also exposed to greater levels of prenatal testosterone while in the womb, which can affect development of masculine features later in the child's life.

nope they are brothers. genetics is a dick like that.

embarrassing

>fight at the bandit camp against the leader
>die multiple times cause I suck
>pull out my bow
>better piercing arrow, oneshotting that baldhead

feels like I lucked the hell out but hey, Im still standing

>2 weeks after release
>still no mod tools
>there is already a fuckton of mods, and some of them seem to be quite advanced and interesting
What went right? I thought cryengine was supposed to be terrible for modding

i read somewhere that the female body creates antibodies against the male fetus that if a woman has more males, each consecutive one has a higher chance of being gay. this was a while ago so it may be wrong.

>2 weeks after release
>still no promised patch

to be honest, I thought the same as you, but now after a little experience, its easy as fuck. and every level it gets easier

those 2 arc was retarded
>oh, woe is me. This rich guy won't stop trying to court me
>don't you dare make him stop and actually help the wounded
>later on trying to negotiate with the custodian I try to make him help the wounded to win johanka
>henry goes on about how if he doesn't help me johanka is going to get in trouble

Oh so loving niggers and trannies is a high iq trait eh? fuck off cuck

> Git gud
Ah, the response from the fags who have no good suggestions, yet feel the need to boost their own self confidence

Any ETA on the patch?

>being a speechlet

i wish i knew who hurt you.

kingdome came: delivered
eta 8 months

>be born with XY chrom-osomes
>sibling is born with XX
You're right, genetics is an awful thing

what am i in for

henry has come to see us

You do realize you are arguing with a poltard right?

Do people actually complain about how he looks? This isn't Andromeda, he looks unique yet believable. Don't want to play so

A fucking great time. Some bugs, but otherwise great shit