Why is Star Fox dead?

Why is Star Fox dead?

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I want a starfox game but make it like ace combat in space.

It's not fast enough

Better question, why do wojaks survive?

>he's still making them

The absolute madman.

youtube.com/watch?v=nr1XgD9UFOw

miyamoto keeps rehashing starfox 1 and refuses to do anything else, and then wonders why no one buys star fox games

because being associated to Furries is as bad as being Brony

Miyamoto can't decide if he wants new games to change so they don't get stale (paper mario series) or just reboot them (starfox zed)

Miyamoto needs to retire.

It's not dead, OP. It's just waiting

Who cares, just post some more krystal

I want another one of these.

furries ruined it

Because rail shooters have no replay value and furries are stupid.

But Krystal is still the best

>No replay value
>He can't go back and play Star Fox 64 every once in a while and have a great time

Because Miyamoto's dementia is coinciding with his arrogance and his will to still work

It isn't.

Nintendo has no idea what to do with the series, just like they don't know what to do with F-Zero. Even with all the nostalgia boners they throw around, they still want to innovate - and Star Fox Zero botched that entirely with being a worse Star Fox 64 that focused too much on motion control / gamepad gimmicks. When that burned up, the series was left in deep space more fatally than Fox's dad.

Miyamoto doesn't like the idea that Argonaut and Sega made better SF games than he ever did. He's mad jealous. I mean, he did go out of his way to fucking over Rareware and taking some of the assets into making Twilight Princess.
Just take a look at SF2 on the SNES.
The game is 20 years old and it got a better reception than the crap he shat out on the WiiU (don't forget that Dylan Cuthbert originally had to stop the game from getting released because they thought it would harm the competition with the SF64 launching on the N64.)

>rail shooters have no replay value

Wait, how is Rare involved with Twilight Princess?

This

because furfags don't buy the games even though they are the extremely vocal minority.

They should have made this canon.

cause all furries care about is the porn
they don't care about the games at all

Not involved, but I saw a video on YouTube recently showing Beta footage of Dinosaur Planet. Some people pointed out that some of the textures look eerily similar to the ones used Faron Woods.

This is sadly true.
It also explains why there are hardly any games with anthros anymore. The only publicity they'll get is more than likely porn.

They just keep making Starfox 64

Then who wants 64?

Star Fox, much like F-zero, only ever existed as a tech demo, both are dead because nintendo doesn't care about pushing tech anymore.

>SF SNES: look at these "3D" graphics
>Fzero SNES: look at how fast this game moves
>SF N64: look at these 3D graphics and voice acting
>Fzero N64: look at how fast this game moves

it was only with the gamecube era where these games were actually good games in their own right, and it's because they were designed as arcade games by top tier konami/sega teams instead of nintendo themselves, and then nintendo decided to never make a system that wasn't noticably weaker than the competion ever again so there wasn't really any point in making a game that only has a non-gameplay fanbase of autistic gaijin on deviantart.
hope this helps

no one liked star fox zero except for me

that's because you have low standards

>Miyamoto/Nintendo keep remaking/attempt to Star Fox 64 without that made it fun.
>They keep rebooting the story, which keeps you from getting invested in a potential Space Opera.
>They keep using the Franchise as a tech demo rather than just releasing a standard game or at least having the option to turn on normal gameplay.
>Miyamoto's pride getting in the way again.

is star fox zero good ?

soy

Is getting fucked in the ass by Wolf good?

Would've been great if they allowed normal controls.
The controls were awful, but you could adjust to them after about 30 minutes of playing.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Because Zero was bad.

no but your mom will know

Yes

I prefer Fox

I don't. See, while I enjoyed the flying levels, I fucking hated the on-foot levels.

Wolf is not my dad

I liked it, user. I think it was a fine game.

Do you think Wolf is uncut?

Not having any good games since 1997 will do that.

Getting an official release of Starfox 2 was cool, though.

Is getting a blowjob from Leon good?

because this is the decade of depression

No, it'd be cold

no. it's because I'm not a faggot who couldn't get used to the controls.

I wish. Then the series would still be good.

>Why is Star Fox dead?
Because the games didn't evolve much and Nintendo doesn't like releasing sequels when they can't think of something new to do with the franchise
Also furries ruined the fanbase and you can't bring up Starfox online with a bunch of fat autistic guys posting poorly drawn gay porn of wolf and fox or some shit

>I want another one of these.
You want another failed project to be turned into a reskinned Star Fox game with sloppy ship parts tacked on?

Talented tongue though and can probably deepthroat easily

He'd be room temperature at worst

The multiplayer was fun

I can’t wait until the new Star Fox is shown at this E3.

Now that I believe.

I like to think Star For characters have human-like genitals

Why do you bother thinking about videogame characters genitals anyway?

low demand

Because they may or may not have legs

Fox has fingernails in Adventures

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that model is too tall, god damn

>inb4 someone post the Project M Wolf webm

this is why

poor sales numbers

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>they pulled this with Fire Emblem once

Cause they don't sell as well as Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon games. It's weird cause the characters are popular but not the games themself and I think it's partly due to Smash introducing what would otherwise be obscure characters.

Shame because this cancer weeb shit NEEDS to die asap

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

he should of done it when he gotten the chance
FE sucks and don't deserve the weeb money it gotten on 3DS and mobile

>creative IPs like starfox and F-Zero die
>generic nondescript weebshit gets to live

Fuck Nutendo

POST KRYSTAL

Newfags latch on to them so board culture becomes more homogenized.

They seem hellbent to make the games awful, so, why not keep them dead? Sell the IP's to someone that loves them.

Based nintengoys

>Sell the IP's to someone that loves them.
how often does this actually happen?

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Thanks user

we could've gotten something better and healthy for the series
shit can't be just an arcade-y railshooter forever

You made me cum

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Because Nintendo doesn't know what to do with it or what made the first ones good.

Explain why they keep remaking/re-imagining StarFox 64 then?

I wonder if the reason why Nintendo never bothered with F-Zero is because they fear that if they tried it wouldn't be as good/better than GX which was developed by Sega

>ywn suck wolf's cock

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Is it wrong that I want to marry Krystal?

That model has too many polys for an N64 game.

Krystal is hot

>draw a man
>call it a woman

command was a good game, despite the fanfiction tier story

post more krystal

I have an idea for a Star Fox MMO.

This.
Assault had a lot of flaws but they could have been improved upon with a sequel.

For a moment I thought she was going to shoot herself in the head

He posted Assault user.

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Nintendo hasn't released an official Kyrstal eroge.