Ion Maiden thread

Ion Maiden thread.

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What?

Looks fun but will there be enough changes to gameplay to make it feel new in a way or is it just a total throwback?

Do I need to play Bombshell to understand Ion or are they both stand alone? Is this the same girl as from Bombshell? Will Ion have multiplayer?

Plz respond.

Devs turned out to be SJW nu-Cucks

No buy

>Early Access
>Retro
>Female Protagonist
Uhh no thanks. You got me to google it at least, based shillposter.

because it has a female protagonist?

or are you just falseflagging to make people against the game look silly so that more people will actually buy the game because you're a shill?

>Do I need to play Bombshell to understand Ion
No.
>or are they both stand alone?
Yes.
>Is this the same girl as from Bombshell?
Yes.
>Will Ion have multiplayer?
Yes.

Which part confused you?

Grenades are fun. Next update when?

>le ebin badass female mc with badass one liners
Kys

Cool thanks man.

You'd cry if something like Bloodrayne was released today

>You'd cry if something like Bloodrayne was released today
Blood Rayne was a vampire slut and she wasn't afraid to admit it

i can see the replies now
>hahah i'm so free running around half naked but don't think i'm asking for it! don't slut shame!

Boom, bitches.

Hmmm...

>just imagine how lame it sounds...

Wow, its almost like these comments were directed to all public instead of a chosen few, and by 'chosen few' i mean THE PEOPLE WHO PREORDERED JUST TO PLAY!

i liked the game and all and im gonna buy the preorder, but i REALLY hope they make this demo available to the public just as it was back then.

I mean, if fucking final fantasy xv can have a free demo, why wont this game?

Its worded exactly how these old games used to be. Stop looking for shit thats not there.
These were the original games that berated you for picking easier difficulties that nu-humans get triggered so hard by.

Im not talking about that.

Its just that the game is worded as a proper public demo, but this demo is exclusive to preorderers.

As i said before i like the game, its just that selling a demo is wrong, thats the only wrong thing this gane has done.

The protagonists voice is not cheesy enough, I like the one lines and stuff but its just her normal voice it's not 90s cheesy like Dukes is.

The preview campaign will be free once it goes full release.
What are you whining about?

>hitscan

no thanks

I preferred DUSK and Strafe. this game can fuck off already, it feels like a WAD. Just play BloodGDX or Duke Megaton instead

>SJW shit
I'll pass

>thats the only wrong thing this gane has done.

The game performance is horrendous

>I preferred DUSK and Strafe

i hate everything

Guess he's at a loss.

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>Strafe
"MUH BAD GAME ITS NOT QUAKE OR DOOM!! REFUND!!"
>DUSK
"LMAO IT FLOPPED EVEN IF IT SOLD ~19k COPIES IN EARLY ACCESS"

kys no wonder why "retro" cucks like you don't post on /vr/

Strafe is acutally fucking decent as rogue fps my dude. If you hate it it's only because its not the "90s shooter" you expected.

Inb4 that assmad turbo autist gets this thread banished to /vg/ like the last fotm game

This is my main complaint. I feel like they really wanted people to think this protagonist was cool. But nobody thinks Duke is cool. They think it’s funny to act like he’s cool. Duke nukem forever grasped this, but pandering to the idea of acting like Duke was cool made it unfunny. The main character, if they’re trying to style her like Lo Wang or Duke, should sound like someone who knows they’re cool, the world should allow the character to do cool things, and the character should subvert their own coolness and the coolness of the world through cheesy one liners. Instead we got a sort of mixed bag of cheesy one liners (“Warranty doesn’t cover that”) and lines that someone who is “cool” and “approachable” would use (Like saying “holy shit” after blowing some guy up). If you want me to buy that I’m playing a self assured badass, they probably shouldn’t be consistently surprised when they blow someone up.

>female protagonist
>"cheesy" voicelines a la duke

Really?

I didnt knew that.

female MCs aren't cool

i can already see the sfm porn

Agreed.

At least they still have time to do some work with the VA and her lines to actually make her a believable badass.

>female protagonist

Yeah, no.

from the main Dev at Slipgate

>ITS THE PREQUEL OF THE FUCKING HORRIBLE GAME THAT IS BOMBSHELL, AKA THE WASHINGTON INCIDENT
>SHE WILL BE COME THE HORRIBLE SHIT THAT IS FROM BOMBSHELL GAME DURING SAID GAME
>INTERCEPTOR/SLIPGATE STILL WANTS TO PUSH THE SHIT THAT IS BOMBSHELL

therefore is a good fps, BUT FOR FUCK SAKE BOMBSHELL IS SHIT, TURN THIS GAME INTO A FUCKING REBOOT!

>OP doesn't have a link to the mega
I thought captcha was supposed to stop marketing and spam.

No hitscan enemies.

I don't get it...14 HL?

>game is "old school pixelated" whatever
>game text/font is extremely clean and crisp

Fucked it up immediately.

>that embarrassing trailer for it pandering to "hardcore" fags
Fucking garbage.

>he's a softcore pleb

>>game is "old school pixelated" whatever
It's not, though?

Fucking faggot

soy

>Strafe
>Generic rougelite shooter with randomized shitty maps
>Good
Wew

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Waaa waaa spoonfeed me, fuck off fgt

How subtle is this in-game

Very, it's a background piece that you could reasonably not catch since it's visible from a boss arena only.

Where's the Shelly porn?

C'mon shadman.

Can we say this shitty meme is dead now?

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Why do people hate ChadMan so much?

His art is fucking awful

Thanks friend

I feel like most of the people who still post loss don't even understand why it was a meme
Like it has gone from "lets make fun of a bad buckley comic" to "this is the comic that Sup Forums says is the funny comic, I will laugh at it", some sort of monkey-see-monkey-do

I've played it for nine minutes and I don't really like the enemies.

>IT HAS A FEMALE IN IT
>REEEE
white female protagonists are fucking Based, niggress sheboons and weebshit lolis are fucking garbo

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>trying to push the "liking white women is soy" meme
even r9k isnt this pathetic.
give me ONE reson why you dont like white female protagonists?

lol thanks for the reply soyboy

Y-you too

Actually it's the first female protag for a long time in the west who isn't about "wehmen arr stronk, deth to the male scum/don't hurt me I'm a woman". She takes the beating, beats the shit out and doesn't cry about it.
I missed that woman archetype for a long time in vidya.

Also - r34 when?

>video doesn't show the weight he's lifting
what a surprise

Anyone have that wallpaper image from a couple threads ago?

this
>first actually good female protagonist that isnt some shoehorned agenda or some other gay shit
>has a pretty good game
>people cry just because she is a female protagonist instead of actually critiquing the game

>Shelly is cute
>she's white
>she's a bit edgy but that's ok because it's a Duke 3D clone and her character was literally created to be girl douk
>she spouts corny duke style one-liners and references to cyberpunk things (like duke references action heroes, caleb references horror movies and lo wang references kung fu movies, shit like that, her game's shtick is cyberpunk)
>she doesn't spout feminist one-liners and go on rants about how all men should die (like how nu-blazkowicz thinks all white men are fascist nazis and deserve to die)
What exactly is the problem here?

It's not like she's some half jew half nig mutt sjw pandering randy pitchford character, she's basically just any old 3d build engine fps character but a girl.

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I wish the game would maintain the aesthetic in this pic instead of being so inconsistent and bland in 80% of the areas

Honestly retro style FPSs have such a great amount of potential but devs can't seem to understand that a good art direction is crucial if you're going for a retro aesthetic, because otherwise it just looks like a low quality modern game someone made in unity

>people cry just because she is a female protagonist instead of actually critiquing the game
They're just trolling for (You)s or are actually shills acting stupid on purpose to make potential customers think that people who are against this game are just dumb so you'll be more likely to buy it

>SJW niger jew shit
>maybe one or two WE threads
>occasional box nood
>suddenly a good female protagonist
>fags out in full force
what if gearbox is trying to make the game look bad to make it sell worse? the anti-female mysogny gamer article can be smelt a mile away

i already bought it and its quite fun

Call for help.

Her dark future scars are hot.

>that haircut

I prefer her before the accident.

this - I wouldn't mind it Ion Maiden became a reboot of Shelly

Ah so now i know who's shilling this game, its the guy that made the hdoom mod because he worked on the sprites

hdoomguy.tumblr.com/
The shill right here

>safemode is on
how do i turn it off?

If the game was shit I would complain but the game is the awesome.

Not worth your time unless you have tumblr acc already.

Lovin' it! Puts Dusk to shame.

Thanks

I'm going to marry Shelly!

>HDoom faggot got to work for 3D realms
feel sorry for 3D realms 2bh
>check his twitter and its just epic meming, greentexting and other Sup Forums shit OUTSIDE of Sup Forums
will newfags ever learn?

>make a cute female character
>all the mirrors are broken

>iron maiden
>remove 1 letter
>suddenly its new and fucking amazing
anyone else surprised that one letter removal makes a brand new name? Ion maiden sounds cool as fuck.

Dusk is good - both gameplay and map design is awesome but it just went with the shitty art direction. It supposed to resemble Quake 1/Dark Forces II graphic era but it looks simply worse. It's something not to be proud of.
But I think it's still worth your time if you like good, meaty gameplay.

Well if hdoomguy is here shilling I wanna ask him when the fuck he's putting Shelly in hdoom.

>dusk
>good
"no"

Good shit, redditor shitposters need to fuck off though
gimme some more tekwar vibes and a meme level like the matrix
Dusk is kinda inconsistent with the levels and visuals in particular the lighting in some areas can look very weird due to unity but the gameplay is pretty tight and desu I don't give a shit what it looks like.

>"no"
good argument
here's your (You)

they probably don't have player sprite/animations yet

>But I think it's still worth your time if you like good, meaty gameplay.
I wish I could give the visuals a pass, but for me, it's burns victim ugly, and lacks an immediately recognizable style, which is a big part of the draw with these 90s aping shooters. I'll at least wait for the final chapter to release before giving it another shot.

>Assault Troopers / Enforcers
>Crossbow

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