What'll he say at his inauguration speech?

What'll he say at his inauguration speech?

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See that mountain?
We're going to climb it.

>WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

The economy? It just works.

>our social security system just works
Wow....

>None of this is scripted, this is happening in real time.
>But yeah, I was in the chess club...

I would vote for him

see that debt ceiling? You can climb it.

underrated post

IT

JUST

WORKS

>climbing a ceiling
Only in Todd's world.

Buy my game.

HELP US REMOVE THE RED COMMUNISTS. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOU CAN HELP TOO BY BUYING A COPY OF FALLOUT 4 AND ALL ITS DLC, JUST $69.99.

who wants to meme him into president? Sup Forums did it in 2016 we can do it in 2020

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>he declares Marshall law on day one and forces everyone to buy skyrim

>What'll he say at his inauguration speech?
Skyrim Definitive Collector's Ultra Edition will be coming out 10/10/2020

>hi everyone, im here to introduce to you. Skyrim on ios and android.

so he goes back in time to release a video game?

But Sup Forums is infected with leftists from neogaf, and leftists can't meme for shit.

he will not have to say much, he is so handsome he will immediately attract the entire female voterbase (besides the lesbians)

The joke does wonders for me, I can't believe it came to me so quickly.

Make Skyrim Again & Again

SEE THAT WALL ?

YOU CAN'T CLIMB IT !

oddly similar to the Obama Administration.

>Todd’s presidential limo has crashed!

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Todd's got some moves!

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that's not funny

Would unironically vote for him.

best one so far

I do have a theory that the economy should be gamified.
Rules,balancing, basically go full smogon on it to make all the companies "viable" instead of the "one company crushes everything" we have.

But i don't trust the game developing skills of todd to make something like that happen. Which is exactly why he would win

lol ok I'll kill myself later

>"Thank you for voting for me. Now, we're going to elect a very... different policy on governing. From the people, to the people."
>he sits in his comfy office chair in the White House 24/7 and occasionally passes a law or two
>everything is just mediocre or often times outright mediocre
>the rest of the communi- I mean country has to pick up the pieces and build up the country again, making it better than Todd had originally envisioned, just out of good will and compassion for his fellow
>"Today, we want to announce that we at the White House want to support these creators. We are now introducing the Creation Club"
>"pay 9,99 to visit this park which was built and mantained by these amazing creators"
>"pay 32,35 for drinking this delicious tap water, also built and maintained by the community"
>"pay an additional 59$ to unlock new, exciting parts of the land"
>meanwhile, in a remote corner of the country, a few neckbeards are getting it on with their newly built UUNP/CBBE Sex Dolls

gold

shit
mediocre or outright broken*

wtf

>the rest of the communi- I mean country has to pick up the pieces and build up the country again, making it better than Todd had originally envisioned, just out of good will and compassion for his fellow
PORN
MODS

top kek

I'm honestly starting to feel sorry for Canada. It's like that autistic kid on the playground who the mean kids keep picking on, but he doesn't have the self awareness to moderate his behaviour to avoid bullying. He just keeps being a giant sperg and the kids just keep picking on him.
Why, Canada? Why let them do this to you? Why do this to yourself? You could be so much better than this.

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Name one moment when Canada could have been proud of itself.
World wars don't count

I refuse to believe there are leftist refugees that would come here from neogaf they know what this place is they probably went to reddit

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That time they help daddy Britain burn the White House?

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They usually fuck off eventually (as in, they go "ugh I can't believe I ever gave this place a chance, these stupid mysognists are hopeless"), but not without shitting up the place first. And then there are the stubborn lefties who just shit up the place on purpose because "it's full of filthy neonazis anyway so I'm justified".

Our Todd would never stoop to such levels.

Well theyre quite obviously here, thinking they can attempt to change the board's culture by calling everyone "Sup Forums".
Unfortunately, that just drives more people to be more like Sup Forums.
The mods also help by redirecting threads to Sup Forums, where they proceed to get redpilled.

BUY MY GAME!

It just works!

The traitors wound up burning down even more buildings in Canada's capital in return.

Truth is they come here for validation. In their cult, if some place they don't like call them out on their retardation, that must mean they're right.

>editing the sound and applying so many effects to it that it passes a point where it's not even recognizable as coming from human speech
I'm not impressed.

IT WAS HER TURN

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>we are going to build an entire Skyrim theme park!

>we have a debt ceiling
>we have no wall
>you cannot climb a ceiling
>people will inevitably climb said wall if constructed
>gold


Okay.

I will never understand this mindset

>now GOP senators are saying even crazier shit than Anita said
What a topsy turvy world

What's so bad about Canada? I don't keep up with their politics whatsoever.

Perfect.

Bretty gud

kek

Anita's looking pretty sexy

Not much. Speech laws and shit but that's happening all around the world. Justin Trudeau is an embarrassment but embarrassing leaders is hardly unique to Canada.

i think china buying up huge amounts of land and slowly conquering canada, putting it under their rule may count as bad.

BUY MORE SKYRIM.

Canada isn't the only country China does that to

TODD FOR PRESIDENT
PLEASE

which doesn't change the fact that it's not good at all. they're practically starting an empire.

You must be the life of every party you don't get invited to

Todd could kick the shit out of trudeau desu senpai

>Skyrim theme becomes national anthem

Not really, they're converting their holding of foreign currencies into real wealth because our currencies aren't what they used to be ever since the '09 recession. Not the most happy scenario for us, but I wouldn't describe dumping worthless dollars into houses that no one lives in as 'empire building' exactly.

>marshall law

the empire part is about essentially seizing control over your assets. fiat money is and always was trash. land is worth more than gold. and they now own it.

it's a different type of imperialism, where instead of a military takeover it's an economic takeover. the end result and bigger picture is still the same. a foreign power slowly gains control over your country. it starts with some land, then more land and before you know it you lost 1/3 of your territories to an external power, who can now move their army in if they wanted to, since it's their land now.

Would vote for him with this slogan.

>Todd knows much, tells only some. Todd knows many things others do not. Vote for this one and you'll see a better future. A working future.

vote now, and BE PREPARED FOR THE FUTURE!

"It just works."

Theories on next two games?

Economic takeover? Every time you buy a shit plastic doodad made in China, where do you think that money goes? What the fuck is a chinaman gonna do with your dollar? Save up and buy a house where dollars are legal tender. If China was building an empire it was back in the 80s and 90s when people like you decided to start giving the Chinese dollars because their shirts were cheaper. It's not a takeover, it's cashing in on the IOUs that western markets have been freely offering them for the past 40 years.

which is what i said. turning worthless paper into nationally owned land on foreign soil. they now own the lands they buy out, and land is the ultimate limited resource. pieces of other countries are slowly falling under chinese control and law, and bit by bit their influence expands, building an empire.

an empire is not just a country with wealth, but one that controls many others. rome controlling egypt, greece, etc. britain controlling india, australia, etc. ottoman turks controlling all of middle east. america controlling germany, japan, korea etc. brussels controlling most of europe. china controlling canada, africa etc.

Not before his face is carved into it though.

climate change? just climb it -- for free -- limited time only!

Look, I'm not really saying you're wrong. I'm just trying to convince you to tone down the drama in your rhetoric. China's ascendancy is not a secret and until the recent failures of western liberal globalization has always been characterized as a good thing.

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See that economy? Mods will fix it.

Yes, Todd Howard is known for telling lies. Welcome to 2006.

rumor has it starfield is not a joke

Don't you have some coke to pee in, chang?

Its the second of the month btw, rent's due.

Martial.